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The Valentines Day Curse

Posted by Mishelle, 17 February 2014 · 807 views

So as you guys know I threw a party over the weekend for Willie and Brandon. And you guys also already know that you can't just have a good time when it comes to my friends. Some shit always has to go down.

Only 5 people knew about the surprise party: me, Aurora, Nicole, Josh and Laura. Laura is Brandon's girlfriend and Brandon just happened to find out about the surprise party because fucking Laura can't keep a secret. Laura has a child so I told her about the party earlier so she could secure babysitting, I don't know how it happened but I know she was the one. But Brandon was nice enough to keep it from Willie so he didn't know about it. The plan was to take Willie and Brandon to Rookies to watch the MMA fight and buy them drinks. Then we would go back and Nicole and Josh would have the party ready. Josh had us hide all the liquor away in the garage and away we went.

Val and Danny were there and they were being your typical drunk marines. Our waitress sucked, we barely saw her throughout the night. She claimed she was too busy and yet we caught her multiple times sitting and flirting with the single male customers then trying to come back to us with sob stories about how she's sooo busy. Whatever bitch. Everything was fine until someone decided to buy Brandon two beers, two shots of Fireball, and an Adios Motherfucker in one sitting. He just about passed out at the table. The waitress kept telling him he couldn't sleep at the table so we had to leave early. Laura and Aurora had left to get a bottle she left at her house so I offered to stay behind and wait for them to get back and close their tabs. So I didn't get to see Willie's face when they surprised him, but Willie says that he was surprised and Brandon was incoherent.

Not even halfway though the party Val is trying to get someone to go home with him and NOBODY has time for it. I was laying on the couch talking to Aurora and Val walks up like:

Val: Well I'm tired and I'm about to head home, who's interested in coming with me
Me: Nobody
Aurora: Yeah I'm fine right here
Val: Come on, I've seen the way you look at me I'm giving you the opportunity right now to go home with a Latin Lover
Me: Posted Image
Val: Don't you wave your fingers at me! You guys are hurting my feelings.
Aurora: I'm sorry.....?
Me: Posted Image

He claimed he was going home but ended up staying for another 3 hours. What a dipshit.
Everything after that was great except for the fact that Josh is obsessed with Nicole. Nicole has a boyfriend that she has no intentions of leaving but she cheats on her boyfriend with Josh. Josh follows her around like a shadow and stays by her side like a lost puppy. They spent the entire party in the hallway talking to each other. This bothered me for a couple reasons. 1. They were in the way so no one could get to the bathroom 2. THEY HAD HOURS TO TALK. They did the shopping together, they did the decorating, they had the entire time we were at Rookies to talk. Now it's party time, get it the fuck together. But every time Nicole tried to join the party Josh would pull her away and try to get her alone somewhere. I can tell it was bugging Willie, and it was bugging Aurora too because she's crushing on Josh. Finally when they leave and go into a room together Willie just loses it. He barges into Josh's room and yells at them that every time he tries to hang out with him all they do is stand next to each other and talk to each other. There was also some incoherent drunken rambling then he ran out of Josh's room, slammed the door, and ran into his room, and slammed the door.

He's such a diva, I can't even sometimes.

Nicole tries to comfort Willie and get him out of bed but he won't get out so she just gives up and leaves with Josh. Apparently Nicole and Willie have been friends for 10 years but I don't see it. I can't get him out of bed either. So I had to call for backup and grab drunk ass Brandon, Laura, and Aurora to help me get him out of bed. We did and we continued to party without Nicole and Josh, we don't need that kind of negativity in our lives.



I'd be honored to just watch a party where all you and your friends are out. :o Never a dull moment it seems. 

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This seems like a TV show.

 

In my friend group, no one dates or is interested in each other. We're all off-limits and we never integrate relationships with our friends hah

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I'm the same way! I feel like friends should not date within the friend group because then shit like this happened. But Josh is so codependent he latches onto the nearest female.

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