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So as you guys already know my friends and I are ratchet so of course we had to go from 0 to 100 on New Years Eve. I spent it with Willie, Brandon, Laura, Laura's brother Andrew, Willie's room mate Nicole and Nicole's bitch ass boyfriend David.
The original plan was to get a hotel and throw a hotel party but everyone was so busy arguing about money that by the time New Years Eve came around everything was either booked or $300 a night. So we went with Plan B we were going to pregame at Willie's house and then go party at The Spot which is where Nicole's brother works. The problem is we got way too drunk at Willie's house, we shouldn't have even left. Right before we were about to leave David peer pressured me into taking 2 shots in a row. He tried to pressure me into taking a third but I asked if he was going to take 3 shots too and he said no. Well if you're not going to do it, I'm not going to do it. So I gave my shot to Andrew then we headed out. We broke numerous laws, we had to put Nicole and David in the trunk. And Laura drives like a maniac which made me carsick. Being drunk AND carsick is the fucking worst. I wanted to throw up but I couldn't.
So as soon as we got to The Spot me, Willie and Nicole wanted to go to the bathroom. We were all heading to the girls bathroom and the bartender freaked out at Willie "You can't go into that bathroom! It's the girls bathroom!" and all this bullshit. Nicole and I clearly didn't care and there was no one else in the bathroom but whatever. I went to the bathroom and tried to throw up, I couldn't. So I went back to the bar next to Laura and put my purse down. Then everything just hit me at once like a ton of bricks. I was really really drunk. I went back to the bathroom to try to throw up again, failed again. And this is where I started to black out so this story is gonna get really weird.
So I left the bathroom and went back to the bar. I went and saw Willie and Nicole arguing with the bouncer. He's screaming at the bouncer that he's transgender so he should be able to use the girls' bathroom. I pass them up because I'm too drunk for this, I find an empty table at the very back of the bar and I passed out right there. I was woken up by a female voice and a male voice they're asking if I'm ok. I cannot speak at all. I can form words in my head but they're not leaving my mouth. All I can do is nod my head yes and shake my head no. So I shake my head no, I am clearly not fucking ok. I have no idea where my friends are, I have no idea where I am.
So they take me outside. They're speaking but all I can hear is "womp womp womp" but then I heard "Do you want us to call the cops?" I sobered up a little bit then. I shook my head no. Then like an angel sent down from the heavens Aurora pulls up. I hear her say "What's going on here?!" I get up while they're still talking to me and I go climb into the back of Auroras car and I lay down in it. Then I got up because FINALLY I could puke so I opened the door so I could puke in the parking lot. The bouncer comes and tells me that I can't come back to The Spot anymore. After puking I regained the ability to speak so I told him I don't give a fuck I've had closets bigger than this shitty bar. Then I closed Auroras door and passed the fuck out. I didn't regain consciousness again until I got home. I remember trying very hard to put the code in to get into my house but I kept fucking it up until my cousin opened the door. Then I went straight to bed and didn't wake up until 5 am. I have no idea when I left the bar or when I got home. Willie texted me and told me him and Nicole got banned too for fighting with the bouncer so I guess we rang in the new year by getting banned.
Whelp. I've been banned from better places.
The original plan was to get a hotel and throw a hotel party but everyone was so busy arguing about money that by the time New Years Eve came around everything was either booked or $300 a night. So we went with Plan B we were going to pregame at Willie's house and then go party at The Spot which is where Nicole's brother works. The problem is we got way too drunk at Willie's house, we shouldn't have even left. Right before we were about to leave David peer pressured me into taking 2 shots in a row. He tried to pressure me into taking a third but I asked if he was going to take 3 shots too and he said no. Well if you're not going to do it, I'm not going to do it. So I gave my shot to Andrew then we headed out. We broke numerous laws, we had to put Nicole and David in the trunk. And Laura drives like a maniac which made me carsick. Being drunk AND carsick is the fucking worst. I wanted to throw up but I couldn't.
So as soon as we got to The Spot me, Willie and Nicole wanted to go to the bathroom. We were all heading to the girls bathroom and the bartender freaked out at Willie "You can't go into that bathroom! It's the girls bathroom!" and all this bullshit. Nicole and I clearly didn't care and there was no one else in the bathroom but whatever. I went to the bathroom and tried to throw up, I couldn't. So I went back to the bar next to Laura and put my purse down. Then everything just hit me at once like a ton of bricks. I was really really drunk. I went back to the bathroom to try to throw up again, failed again. And this is where I started to black out so this story is gonna get really weird.
So I left the bathroom and went back to the bar. I went and saw Willie and Nicole arguing with the bouncer. He's screaming at the bouncer that he's transgender so he should be able to use the girls' bathroom. I pass them up because I'm too drunk for this, I find an empty table at the very back of the bar and I passed out right there. I was woken up by a female voice and a male voice they're asking if I'm ok. I cannot speak at all. I can form words in my head but they're not leaving my mouth. All I can do is nod my head yes and shake my head no. So I shake my head no, I am clearly not fucking ok. I have no idea where my friends are, I have no idea where I am.
So they take me outside. They're speaking but all I can hear is "womp womp womp" but then I heard "Do you want us to call the cops?" I sobered up a little bit then. I shook my head no. Then like an angel sent down from the heavens Aurora pulls up. I hear her say "What's going on here?!" I get up while they're still talking to me and I go climb into the back of Auroras car and I lay down in it. Then I got up because FINALLY I could puke so I opened the door so I could puke in the parking lot. The bouncer comes and tells me that I can't come back to The Spot anymore. After puking I regained the ability to speak so I told him I don't give a fuck I've had closets bigger than this shitty bar. Then I closed Auroras door and passed the fuck out. I didn't regain consciousness again until I got home. I remember trying very hard to put the code in to get into my house but I kept fucking it up until my cousin opened the door. Then I went straight to bed and didn't wake up until 5 am. I have no idea when I left the bar or when I got home. Willie texted me and told me him and Nicole got banned too for fighting with the bouncer so I guess we rang in the new year by getting banned.
Whelp. I've been banned from better places.
