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I'm turning 25 in November and I feel like I've finally become a real adult. I've tried to make good decisions because I like to think of my future and what I want it to be. Does this stop me from getting trapped in bullshit? Nope. But I still try.
Let me kick this blog off by strongly stating how much I hate clubbing. I fucking hate it. I hate the overpriced drinks. I hate the crowds. I hate the dudes who always think it's ok to grab my ass just because I agreed to dance with them. I hate the fact that it's so loud you can never hear what anyone is saying. I hate all of it. The only time I have ever stepped foot in a club is to celebrate someone's birthday. That's it. I don't club for fun because clubbing isn't fun.
So it was Justine's birthday and she wanted to rent a party bus and go to the club. Me and Willie decided to tag along because didn't have anything better to do and it was only $35 for the bus and entry into the club. The party bus was BYOB so we stopped and bought a bottle of vodka to share on the ride there. The first issue arose when the party bus was late to pick us up, when it finally got there I was not pleased. I don't know where she found this guy, but it wasn't a party bus. It was a tiny little van with a dinky ass pole in the way back that no one could get on because the inside was so cramped. They said the bus could fit 20 people, we only had about 16 people and we were squished. But we had lots and lots and lots of alcohol and the bus driver said that it was ok if we smoked weed on the bus. The ride there was great. We spent it drinking, smoking, dancing, and taking selfies. When we got to the club we were all pretty drunk. The driver asked us when we wanted him to pick us up, we told him to come back at 1:30.
Willie and I were in the club having a good time. Justine invited her boyfriend Jake and his brother Josh. Willie is absolutely obsessed with Josh and has been for years. I'll admit that Josh is pretty hot, but he had like the first 3 buttons of his shirt undone so that pretty much solidified to me that he was a fuckboy and I would probably be better off avoiding him. I stuck with Willie on the dancefloor.
Everything was fine until Willie's drunk ass decided he would just walk away from me and disappear into the crowd. I have no idea where he went. I was just me, this other girl I met on the party bus, and her boyfriend. I feel someone creep up behind me. Guess who it is...
Yep! It's Josh, and he's drunk as hell. He walks up to me like "Hey we were introduced but I forgot your name" I tell him my name. He goes "Oh well I just wanted to let you know that you are so sexy. How did you get this sexy??" I tell him I was born, and I grew up, and now I'm sexy. But he's drunk so he can't even detect the sarcasm in my voice. He asks me if I want to dance with him and I agreed to dance with him. And that's where I fucked up.
We were dancing and everything was great. He ended up kissing me while we were dancing. I kissed him back because I was drunk and he was hot. Willie comes back, sees me kissing Josh and he gets so jealous. He tells me that I'm so lucky, Josh is so hot. And that he can't just sit here and watch me make out with his straight bae so he's gonna go find Justine. I don't see anything wrong with kissing a hot person, but I guess me kissing him gave him the go ahead to practically try to fuck me on the dancefloor. He just started biting me for no reason. He bit me on the neck, he licked my mouth, and then he bit my boobs. I'm like "Josh, what are you doing?" and he just screams at me "I'M A WOLF!"
¿Que?
I tell him ok...I get it. He's a wolf. But I'm not food, so please stop biting me. "I just can't help it you're so sexy. I just want to take you home and eat your pussy for hours!" Ok this is escalating way too quickly and I'm too drunk to process it. He keeps telling me he's a wolf and at this point I believe him because he keeps licking me and biting me. Then he puts his hands up my dress and tries to fondle my vagina and that's when enough was enough. I told him I'm not fucking him, don't touch my pussy, and I have to pee so I'm going to the bathroom and don't follow me. He follows me anyway but he couldn't follow me into the girls' bathroom so I stayed in there for a bit. By the time I left the bathroom and got back to the group Josh had already tagged onto another one of Justine's friends and was literally hiking her dress up around her hips on the dancefloor so we could all see her whole ass. Hot dudes get away with a lot of shit in this country, it's sad.
I went back to dancing with Willie and told him how the wolf tried to eat me on the dancefloor (and apparently at his house?). Willie tells me how he has a brown girl fetish and he's always going after Black girls and Latina girls. Then he starts going on about how he wishes he was a girl so he could fuck him too because he's so hot. I continue to dance with him and try to wrap my head around the fact that my best friend is a thirsty ho. The girl's boyfriend comes behind me and starts grinding on me. I don't want to dance with him but I'm just going to be nice and keep dancnig. Then he decided to put his hand up my dress and grabbed my ass while we were dancing. I pushed his hand away and left to sit down. At that point I was pretty much done and ready to go home, but I tried to make the best of it. After that I only agreed to dance with other girls and Willie. No exceptions.
By 1 am everyone was pretty much ready to go home. We were all out on the smoking section of the balcony and Justine decided to call the party bus guy and tell him we were ready to go now. One of the dudes who came with us had gotten kicked out of the club for being too drunk so him, his girlfriend and his gfs friend were all outside of the club sitting there because they couldn't get back in. Justine keeps calling the bus guy and getting sent straight to voicemail. She texts him, no reply. The dude who got kicked out and his possee decided they were just going to take an Uber home because dude was drunk as a skunk.
1:30 came and went, no party bus.
2:00 came and went. Still no sign of him.
Finally around 2:20 the dude pulls up and says that he got a flat on the bus so he had to take it back to the HQ and pick up a new bus. This new bus is even smaller than the first bus. It doesn't even have a pole, the stereo on it is broken, and all of our liquor is gone except for one box of coors light. Needless to say we were pissed, but he was our only ride home so we all piled into the bus. He kept pulling over to try to fix the stereo. It wasn't really working. Two of the girls had to pee so we pulled over to a gas station so they could pee. While we were at the gas station he finally managed to fix the fucking radio so we didn't have to ride home in silent boozeless anger.
Josh is still trying to get with Justine's friend. He keeps handing her beers, I guess to keep her drunk enough to sleep with him. Half the people on the bus are passed out sleep because it's 3am. We get back to Oceanside around 3:30 and decide to go to Dennys. We pile into Dennys and Justine's friend who Josh has been hitting on since I told him I wouldn't fuck him is in the bathroom. Me, Willie and my friend Sidney are sitting on a bench...and there's Josh. He grabs my friend Sidney and pulls her close to him to start flirting with her. Sidney lets him know that she has 2 kids with a man who will beat his ass if he doesn't get his hands off her.
That's why she's my girl.
The party bus dude tries to say that there is a mandatory tip. Justine tells him that she's not going to tip him because we got horrible service. He was late to pick us up, twice. All of our liquor is gone, and he was just a shitty driver. He's all "Oh ok you're going to stiff me, fuck you then bitch" and he starts cursing and walking away. Josh goes after him, and Willie follows Josh because he's obsessed. Josh tries to fight the party bus dude in the parking lot, but the guy just got in his bus and drove away cursing. The waitress at Dennys told us our table was ready so I left the madness to go eat because I was hungry as fuck.
Willie comes in, "Oh that was the hottest thing I've ever seen. Josh is so sexy when he's angry." I'm sitting there with my food trying to process the fact that my best friend is a ho. Everyone else comes back in and we eat. We hang out. I take videos and shade Josh on my Instagram because I'm petty. We finally head out around 4:30 and Justine agreed to take us to Wilie's house. When we tell her we need to go to San Marcos she goes, "Oh that's far I'm not taking you home, my boyfriend will take you." The girl that Josh has been hitting on all night gets into Justine's car and Josh is PISSED. He really thought he was going to get laid that night. He's like trying to grab her and convince her to come home with him but she refuses to do it. Justine said that it was because she didn't want everyone to think she was a ho. Sis we saw your whole ass, if we don't think you're a ho now we're not going to think you're a ho if you fuck him. Willie is a ho, he screams out "I'll go home with you Josh!". Josh gets all pissy and he stops by the car to talk to his brother. On his way back to the car and I stick my head of the window and go "Why don't you take this time to go home and pray because you clearly need Jesus."
I already admitted it, I'm petty. Not sorry.
So her boyfriend takes us home and the whole time he's bitching about how his brother was always the hot one. His brother always gets the girls, and how he's a fuckboy (we all already knew that). Willie and I didn't get home until 5am when the sun was rising. Stay tuned for part 2 where I refuse to learn my lesson, I go to another club the next weekend for another birthday and have the worst time ever.
Let me kick this blog off by strongly stating how much I hate clubbing. I fucking hate it. I hate the overpriced drinks. I hate the crowds. I hate the dudes who always think it's ok to grab my ass just because I agreed to dance with them. I hate the fact that it's so loud you can never hear what anyone is saying. I hate all of it. The only time I have ever stepped foot in a club is to celebrate someone's birthday. That's it. I don't club for fun because clubbing isn't fun.
So it was Justine's birthday and she wanted to rent a party bus and go to the club. Me and Willie decided to tag along because didn't have anything better to do and it was only $35 for the bus and entry into the club. The party bus was BYOB so we stopped and bought a bottle of vodka to share on the ride there. The first issue arose when the party bus was late to pick us up, when it finally got there I was not pleased. I don't know where she found this guy, but it wasn't a party bus. It was a tiny little van with a dinky ass pole in the way back that no one could get on because the inside was so cramped. They said the bus could fit 20 people, we only had about 16 people and we were squished. But we had lots and lots and lots of alcohol and the bus driver said that it was ok if we smoked weed on the bus. The ride there was great. We spent it drinking, smoking, dancing, and taking selfies. When we got to the club we were all pretty drunk. The driver asked us when we wanted him to pick us up, we told him to come back at 1:30.
Willie and I were in the club having a good time. Justine invited her boyfriend Jake and his brother Josh. Willie is absolutely obsessed with Josh and has been for years. I'll admit that Josh is pretty hot, but he had like the first 3 buttons of his shirt undone so that pretty much solidified to me that he was a fuckboy and I would probably be better off avoiding him. I stuck with Willie on the dancefloor.
Everything was fine until Willie's drunk ass decided he would just walk away from me and disappear into the crowd. I have no idea where he went. I was just me, this other girl I met on the party bus, and her boyfriend. I feel someone creep up behind me. Guess who it is...
Yep! It's Josh, and he's drunk as hell. He walks up to me like "Hey we were introduced but I forgot your name" I tell him my name. He goes "Oh well I just wanted to let you know that you are so sexy. How did you get this sexy??" I tell him I was born, and I grew up, and now I'm sexy. But he's drunk so he can't even detect the sarcasm in my voice. He asks me if I want to dance with him and I agreed to dance with him. And that's where I fucked up.
We were dancing and everything was great. He ended up kissing me while we were dancing. I kissed him back because I was drunk and he was hot. Willie comes back, sees me kissing Josh and he gets so jealous. He tells me that I'm so lucky, Josh is so hot. And that he can't just sit here and watch me make out with his straight bae so he's gonna go find Justine. I don't see anything wrong with kissing a hot person, but I guess me kissing him gave him the go ahead to practically try to fuck me on the dancefloor. He just started biting me for no reason. He bit me on the neck, he licked my mouth, and then he bit my boobs. I'm like "Josh, what are you doing?" and he just screams at me "I'M A WOLF!"
¿Que?
I tell him ok...I get it. He's a wolf. But I'm not food, so please stop biting me. "I just can't help it you're so sexy. I just want to take you home and eat your pussy for hours!" Ok this is escalating way too quickly and I'm too drunk to process it. He keeps telling me he's a wolf and at this point I believe him because he keeps licking me and biting me. Then he puts his hands up my dress and tries to fondle my vagina and that's when enough was enough. I told him I'm not fucking him, don't touch my pussy, and I have to pee so I'm going to the bathroom and don't follow me. He follows me anyway but he couldn't follow me into the girls' bathroom so I stayed in there for a bit. By the time I left the bathroom and got back to the group Josh had already tagged onto another one of Justine's friends and was literally hiking her dress up around her hips on the dancefloor so we could all see her whole ass. Hot dudes get away with a lot of shit in this country, it's sad.
I went back to dancing with Willie and told him how the wolf tried to eat me on the dancefloor (and apparently at his house?). Willie tells me how he has a brown girl fetish and he's always going after Black girls and Latina girls. Then he starts going on about how he wishes he was a girl so he could fuck him too because he's so hot. I continue to dance with him and try to wrap my head around the fact that my best friend is a thirsty ho. The girl's boyfriend comes behind me and starts grinding on me. I don't want to dance with him but I'm just going to be nice and keep dancnig. Then he decided to put his hand up my dress and grabbed my ass while we were dancing. I pushed his hand away and left to sit down. At that point I was pretty much done and ready to go home, but I tried to make the best of it. After that I only agreed to dance with other girls and Willie. No exceptions.
By 1 am everyone was pretty much ready to go home. We were all out on the smoking section of the balcony and Justine decided to call the party bus guy and tell him we were ready to go now. One of the dudes who came with us had gotten kicked out of the club for being too drunk so him, his girlfriend and his gfs friend were all outside of the club sitting there because they couldn't get back in. Justine keeps calling the bus guy and getting sent straight to voicemail. She texts him, no reply. The dude who got kicked out and his possee decided they were just going to take an Uber home because dude was drunk as a skunk.
1:30 came and went, no party bus.
2:00 came and went. Still no sign of him.
Finally around 2:20 the dude pulls up and says that he got a flat on the bus so he had to take it back to the HQ and pick up a new bus. This new bus is even smaller than the first bus. It doesn't even have a pole, the stereo on it is broken, and all of our liquor is gone except for one box of coors light. Needless to say we were pissed, but he was our only ride home so we all piled into the bus. He kept pulling over to try to fix the stereo. It wasn't really working. Two of the girls had to pee so we pulled over to a gas station so they could pee. While we were at the gas station he finally managed to fix the fucking radio so we didn't have to ride home in silent boozeless anger.
Josh is still trying to get with Justine's friend. He keeps handing her beers, I guess to keep her drunk enough to sleep with him. Half the people on the bus are passed out sleep because it's 3am. We get back to Oceanside around 3:30 and decide to go to Dennys. We pile into Dennys and Justine's friend who Josh has been hitting on since I told him I wouldn't fuck him is in the bathroom. Me, Willie and my friend Sidney are sitting on a bench...and there's Josh. He grabs my friend Sidney and pulls her close to him to start flirting with her. Sidney lets him know that she has 2 kids with a man who will beat his ass if he doesn't get his hands off her.
That's why she's my girl.
The party bus dude tries to say that there is a mandatory tip. Justine tells him that she's not going to tip him because we got horrible service. He was late to pick us up, twice. All of our liquor is gone, and he was just a shitty driver. He's all "Oh ok you're going to stiff me, fuck you then bitch" and he starts cursing and walking away. Josh goes after him, and Willie follows Josh because he's obsessed. Josh tries to fight the party bus dude in the parking lot, but the guy just got in his bus and drove away cursing. The waitress at Dennys told us our table was ready so I left the madness to go eat because I was hungry as fuck.
Willie comes in, "Oh that was the hottest thing I've ever seen. Josh is so sexy when he's angry." I'm sitting there with my food trying to process the fact that my best friend is a ho. Everyone else comes back in and we eat. We hang out. I take videos and shade Josh on my Instagram because I'm petty. We finally head out around 4:30 and Justine agreed to take us to Wilie's house. When we tell her we need to go to San Marcos she goes, "Oh that's far I'm not taking you home, my boyfriend will take you." The girl that Josh has been hitting on all night gets into Justine's car and Josh is PISSED. He really thought he was going to get laid that night. He's like trying to grab her and convince her to come home with him but she refuses to do it. Justine said that it was because she didn't want everyone to think she was a ho. Sis we saw your whole ass, if we don't think you're a ho now we're not going to think you're a ho if you fuck him. Willie is a ho, he screams out "I'll go home with you Josh!". Josh gets all pissy and he stops by the car to talk to his brother. On his way back to the car and I stick my head of the window and go "Why don't you take this time to go home and pray because you clearly need Jesus."
I already admitted it, I'm petty. Not sorry.
So her boyfriend takes us home and the whole time he's bitching about how his brother was always the hot one. His brother always gets the girls, and how he's a fuckboy (we all already knew that). Willie and I didn't get home until 5am when the sun was rising. Stay tuned for part 2 where I refuse to learn my lesson, I go to another club the next weekend for another birthday and have the worst time ever.
