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So yeah things with Max definitely didn't work out. He basically stopped really talking to me and would only text me back if I texted him first. After about 2 weeks of not talking I texted him like "what's wrong?" Because I don't understand how we can go from talking all day every day to not talking at all. He basically gave me this monologue about how he's sorry and he was just afraid of getting attached because he was so confused about what he wanted. I told him he didn't have to worry about me getting attached because I'm really just looking for someone I can have conversations with and occasionally have sex with. That's why I'm on Tinder, if I wanted a husband I'd join eHarmony or some shit. He just kept going on about how he was indecisive or whatever so I just point blank asked him if he wanted to be my friend or not. He said he didn't think it was realistic since we never see each other (it's not like he even made an attempt to try to see me again so that was a weak ass excuse) so I was just like okay and ended the conversation. I don't have time for this, I had a date that evening.
They be fallin like the rain so we ain't runnin out! /RihannaVoice
I've been talking to this guy named Alex. He used to go to Palomar but he transferred to Mesa. We went out for coffee and I did tell him I wasn't going to fuck him but I was down to make out and cuddle. I was lying to him, I was lying to myself. I figured after almost 2 years of self imposed celibacy I deserve to hoe out a bit. I told Alex about my celibacy, I told him about how I slept with Max and it only lasted a few minutes and he never spoke to me again. Alex was like "oh well at least with me it'll last longer than 3 minutes."
Why did I have the same exact problem with Alex that I did with Maxwell.............
Huge dick, very uncomfortable. And after about a minute it was over. "oh this has never happened before, I can't believe this"
I couldn't even help it, I started laughing. I couldn't stop! I felt like such an asshole but I told him that I wasn't laughing at him I was laughing at the situation. He said it was ok if he were me he'd laugh at him. We made out for a bit more and watched American Horror Story until he had to go home. And he's already texting me so he's way better than Max already.
Posting pictures for a hotness comparison. Vote in the comments! Max is the ginger.
