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I iz follower.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
18. Old enough to enjoy my childhood and enjoy adulthood but not old enough to truly appreciate a cold beer.
Which is worse, failing or never trying?
Ya gots to fuck up to learn.
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
Life isn't fucking short. 75 years?! If doing something I hate for 5 of those years gives me stability in the following 50, sign me up.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
I talk too much so probably.
What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
The ability to make obnoxious children shut up.
Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
Both. Settling for what I'm doing in order to do what I believe in.
If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
Fuck bitches make money.
To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
I'm a college student who lives with his parents.
Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
Can't I do the right things correctly?
You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?
Depends if the criticism is merited.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy, not everything that cleans you off is your friend.
or
Be nice to everyone, you never know when you'll need a favor.
Would you break the law to save a loved one?
Sure. Jaywalking is a crime.
Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
Yu Gi Oh is a hell of a drug.
What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
I talk funny.
How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?
Their consciousness isn't built like mine and my consciousness isn't built like theirs.
What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back?
Join the Peace Corps. 'Errbody (including myself)
Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?
I need to use the restroom...?
If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?
State: Washington because it sounds cool and coffee.
Country: UK because I can't imagine enjoying tea more then coffee.
Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
I know it doesn't but why the hell not.
Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?
Having the intellect to fix what worries me sounds better then not knowing what I could improve upon.
Why are you, you?
*insert monologue about a cave, shadows, and chains*
Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?
I sure hope so.
Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you?
Meh.
What are you most grateful for?
The fact that I have people that care about me being late to school.
Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
Lose my old memories. The past is overrated.
Is it possible to know the truth without challenging it first?
Ask gravity.
Has your greatest fear ever come true?
Nope.
Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now?
I can't even remember what I wore yesterday.
What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?
Someone told me the monsters at Universal Studios were real. I thought I had survived being attacked by mummies and dinosaurs.
For that afternoon I was "Romy L*** Conqueror of Beasts"
At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?
I got laid yesterday. Does that count?
If not now, then when?
What?
If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?
No entiendo.
Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?
1) Having a really good match in Pokemon Showdown/Smash Brothers/Street Fighter/Monster Hunter.
2) Sex
3) Reading ahead of someone else when reading a good book and seeing their reaction when they reach the plot twist.
4) A really good hug.
Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?
Absolute power corrupts people and organized religion places absolute power in the hands of people.
Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
Nope. There is such a thing as necessary evils.
If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
Nope.
Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
More work I enjoy. If you're doing what you hate, even 4 hour shifts can drag on for days.
Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?
No. I'm too easily entertained for that.
When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in?
Ideas don't light up rooms...?
If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?
Chappy.
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous?
I'm already extremely attractive (cry) and fame doesn't seem important.
What is the difference between being alive and truly living?
This sounds like the premise of so many cliche songs.
When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right?
When I've got nothing to lose (never?).
If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
We don't learn from mistakes, we learn from consequences. We're scared of the consequences.
What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
Fart/burp whenever I wanted.
When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?
I have a whistling booger right now.
What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?
Aside from a person? Er...being able to go someone and be along with my thoughts. I took a really long shower this morning.
In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday? What about the day before that? Or the day before that?
Nope. We've established that I can't even remember what I wore yesterday.
Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you?
Depends what decisions. Living in a country with an established set of laws kind of makes a decent percentage of my decisions for me.
