Narcissistic and Self-centered Blog

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What was your favourite food when you were a child?
Streuselkuchen (I guess the English name is 'crumb cake', according with Wikipedia). My grandma used to fill it with grape jam. I still love it.
What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod?
Paradise - Coldplay. Remember me of someone I shoud never remember. Love hurts :C

What is one of your favourite quotes?
"If you really want to do something, you'll find a way." - self-explanatory.
What’s your favourite indoor/outdoor activity?
Indoor: read, play games. I know most people pretend they like read because nerds are cool now but I am not a nerd.
Outdoor: I like to walk randomly and take pictures of anything different I found. I always liked that, but now I like more as I am living in another country. I get lost frequently because my iPhone maps are aparently always confused - maybe I am living in the Japanese Bermuda Triangle...
What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
Cleaning. I hate all household chores but I just hate this one more because it involves cold water and put strength.

What is your favourite form of exercise?
Walks - other than that, I hate exercises. It's so boring to look at the same place for 1 hour or so...
What is your favourite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
Winter. I love snow.

Not you, Jon Snow. You know nothing!
Well, it's September already, WINTER IS COMING!
What’s your least favourite mode of transportation?
Busses. They have a terrible smell always and are so slow... Now in Japan I barely see one, trains replace them, crowded as well but surprisingly clean, so I am relieved.
What is your favourite body part?
My hips and waist. All the girls were so flat and I was like the Kim Kardashian of my school.
What sound do you love?
My cats' purr.
And cello melodies.
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?
A party on a game center (Japanese arcade) They are ***king cool!!!!!!!!!
If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint?
My grandma's house. I miss her and that place so much.

If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
20. Young, yet older enough to get drunk/drive/do everything vicious and cool.
If you knew the world was ending in 2012, what would you do differently?
If I was the only one to know, I would ask for giant loans and enjoy life.
If everyone knew, it would be so boring tho...
If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?
My grandfather. He's the best person I ever met in my life.
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?
I would go ahead and discover a certain loto result and end happily my life - yes I love money, everyone does, stop lying to yourself.
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
I would love to learn how to play cello. I love the sound of it.
If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be?
Improve my Japanese, which is barely enough to survive.
If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
Jump on Iguassu or Nicaragua falls; jump off an airplane; jump alot.
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
I like my first name, but I would choose Astrid. I like even if it's a bit old.
If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
Hmmmmm don't know. Sorry. *10 minutes later* Elvis, so I can see if he's dead or alive
Imagine that awesome Elvis zombie.
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Find ways to increase the amount.
If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?
A tiger/tiger juice/tiger meat ice cream flavor.
If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be?
How lo live forever young?
If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
Daenerys Targaryen. 1 dragon is cool, but HOW COOL ARE THREE DAMN DRAGONS!!!!!????????
Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
In Japan almost every foreigner is similar to a celebrity, according to some native friends. But not me.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Rich.
When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?
Crosswords
What would you name the autobiography of your life?
How to pretend you don't care while you do
What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?
Hey Jude - Beatles.
Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best?
Leave my homeland. Now I really enjoy here.
What was one of the best parties you’ve ever been to?
Halloween parties and Oktoberfest in Munique.
What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?
P.S. I love you - I cry easily and I couldn't pass the 10 first minutes of this movie LOL
Never watched romance again since then. Avoiding as hell.
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
Leave my country and family to move this far.
What was the last experience that made you a stronger person?
Quit my college.
What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?
I runned away form my home once. Don't even remember why... I was 8 or so. Was night and I was lost after running with no destination in mind. Knocked on someone's door and the old lady helped me.
When was the last time you had an amazing meal?
Yesterday my fav food CHEESE GYUDON OF THE GODSSSSS
You must eat it before you die. I must share this recipe here. Really.
What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received?
Worst gift: A box of assorted candies worthing less than $1 - from a BOYFRIEND; the excuse "I hadn't time to buy other stuff". I hate this guy so much since then.
Best gift: A Japanese charm from the person I love most. See, I can be happy with cheap stuff if it has MEANING.
What do you miss most about being a kid?
No work - school was always easy to me - granparent's food - no bills to pay

What is your first memory of being really excited?
1st school day - since I can remember.

What was the first thing you bought with your own money?
A laptop. Until then, I had to share an old computer with my entire family...
And I bought lots of candies
When was the last time you were nervous?
For 6 months, until my VISA arrived.
What is something you learned in the last week?
How to ask for important stuff and to understand what they're telling you back. Surviving everyday.
What story does your family always tell about you?
How I hate household chores - to every new boyfriend they could met
My family probably think they're just being funny. They stopped when I started to agree.
At what age did you become an adult?
What is being an adult? When all the fun is gone? No I'm not an adult. I still buy Pokemon themed food because of some free sticker.
Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.
Yes. For example, in a book, the author can describe a place; even if short or if it takes 8 pages, he can never describe the appearence with perfection. One picture does.

Where’s Waldo?
In my pocket.
The best part of waking up is?
Being full restored.

How now brown cow?
Didn't get it.
Whasssssuuuupppppp?
I don't speak simlish.