Quantcast

Jump to content






Black Friday Shopping Failures

Posted by Canis, 28 November 2014 · 667 views

Went Black Friday shopping for the first time in my life.
I figured that places would be open around 6pm Turkey Day. 9pm: Me, bf, his mom head out to Walmart. Nope, closed with medium sized line outside.
Sit around in car contemplating what to do, googling open places. Walmart at 12:01am, Kohl's -says- 7pm, Target 12:01am. Drive up to Kohl's, closed.
Did more reading on phone, found out about "Blue law", 5000 ft places can't be open on Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas. Ho hum.

Drive around hopelessly. Get coffee at DD. Drive around hopelessly, K-Mart is closed until 12:01, no line outside and barely 3 cars in lot (one was a tractor or snow plow or something).

Head to Walmart again. Hang around until 11:45. Line is longer now, goes around the corner of the building. Decide to start heading to the back of the line.

Stupid stuff in Walmart. Didn't get anything cuz I'm broke as fuck, same for bf. He pined after the cheap Xbone Halo bundle.
Helped his mom get stuff. Mostly stuff for Eve (his niece). She's crazy about Doc Mcstuffens or whatever. Meh.

$10 waffle iron for bf's brother. Not bad, really. Get bumped by one of the 30 people with 50 inch TV(s) in their cart (yes, some people had 2-3 TVs). They couldn't fucking see with their damn TVs in the cart.

Gets sassed by middle-aged white lady. FFS lady, I didn't have much room to move and I was asked to look at something. Sit the fuck down.

Wait in line for fucking ever it seems. More blob-martians with TVs sassing people to gtfo. Start to hate people, vow to never go Black Friday shopping again.

I kinda hate people. Ugh.

On the bright side, played a game of newly-bought Monopoly with the three of us. I kicked ass. Bf broke as fuck in the game too, ended up saying "fuck it" and went to bed. I went to shower, and here I am. I'm going to play some Dragon Age because I fucking need/deserve it.

So, this is Fanged signing off for the night/morning (4:26am). I'll be up for a little while longer, maybe. Maybe not. Who knows. It gets lonely when you're the only one awake. Bf's mom will be heading out for a 6am store, though, so it'll only be another hour or so before there's movement here.



Love your blog.

xxxo

  • Report

wow! and love your blog

  • Report

April 2024

S M T W T F S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
212223 24 252627
282930    

Latest Visitors