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Christmas morning I woke up with a banging headache, a bin by my bed in case I was sick again (sorry for the visual) and a phone that had a LOAD of unread text messages. Perplexed I picked it up only to discover that I had not only texted a whole butt ton of people but called them as well.
SO without further ado here are some of my favourites out of the lot:
"Once upaadon a trime i hate you xxxxxx"
"Me try to jdtusmyad lpcgs ygighg gxgxgxgxxgx
xgxgxxxxxxxxx!"
"murray smas sec god
xxxxx
*sexxxxxx"
"Nueeeu Christmas xjolby hahah CATREE xoxo"
"Yes ita, very Lucy indeed! (sarfasith face) thar would have bwwn awkead ad hell"
"give yruor brotuier a bgj kisess frome me xxxxxx"
Lesson learned: don't drink tequila and rum, don't play ring of fire, don't play trivial pursuit shots. Haha. Also: lock your phone with something drunk you can't get passed.
Hope you all had a very lovely, fun Christmas time.
SO without further ado here are some of my favourites out of the lot:
"Once upaadon a trime i hate you xxxxxx"
"Me try to jdtusmyad lpcgs ygighg gxgxgxgxxgx
xgxgxxxxxxxxx!"
"murray smas sec god
xxxxx
*sexxxxxx"
"Nueeeu Christmas xjolby hahah CATREE xoxo"
"Yes ita, very Lucy indeed! (sarfasith face) thar would have bwwn awkead ad hell"
"give yruor brotuier a bgj kisess frome me xxxxxx"
Lesson learned: don't drink tequila and rum, don't play ring of fire, don't play trivial pursuit shots. Haha. Also: lock your phone with something drunk you can't get passed.
Hope you all had a very lovely, fun Christmas time.
