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49 Truths 1 Lie

Posted by Keil, 31 May 2015 · 813 views

  • I wrote this impulsively because @Shannon made her blog recently and a part of me feels spiteful that her life recently is so interesting and another part of me always instigates pissing contests at any given opportunity.
  • I have at least 28 minutes of performance recordings onsale on iTunes.
  • I like to lie most of the time when it comes to any strategic planning and whenever it goes very conveniently well, I claim as if it was all planned.
  • I have an illogical and emotional repulsion to lamp shades, but not the actual light-producing lamps themselves.
  • My confidence is a product of delusions of grandeur compounded with extraordinary, inhumane talent and being chosen since I was young for something big.
  • I primarily use NeoCodex as the only outlet of my introverted self because my real life wouldn't let that side come to light.
  • I'm 6 pounds over my BMI and I have no motivation to lose that weight. Just to clarify, I have no muscle weight.
  • I can stand being covered from head to tow with tarantulas, but dragonflies scare the shit out of me.
  • I am tsunamimarauders. This is a waste of a bullet.
  • I believe power (political, economical, social) is never produced. It is relinquished.
  • If it seems like I'm making myself look like a bad person, it is actually all a ruse to hide the fact that I can't be emotionally vulnerable and the disgusting things I say about myself are simply distractions from that fact.
  • I cringe at the times people call me a bro, on the inside of course. That is not my life.
  • I believe people are wrong when they say I have a corrupt ulterior motives to whatever I do. I'd rather think of it as a co-motivator.
  • The only reason why I immigrated to American when I was four compared to the true geniuses in my family is because a medical opportunity opened up America I couldn't get access to in the Philippines. I think my parents souls their souls for that opportunity.
  • I spent $1300 into publishing a book when I was 21, and the profits never helped me break even.
  • I went to a hospital today and saw a picture of a patient and quite possibly a Codexian. It would be cool if it were really the Codexian I think it was--but not in the way of them suffering because someone they love is in the ward, but from just thinking how everything is interconnected in one way or another. It's a small world, after all (or not).
  • I acknowledge I probably broke HIPAA laws with the point above, but then again, I was a visitor and not a practicing health care professional student this time around. Maybe I did. I really don't know if this is slander or not.
  • I think my ulterior motive for this blog post is for one specific person to read this and feel horribly conflicted. I am a petty, passive aggressive and a bitter person, at times.
  • I don't see making that one person feel conflicted as a bad thing, but the exact opposite. The rest of the reference people, I really don't care for.
  • Even after two weeks, I have Vicki's song from Community's paintball episode of season 6 stuck in my head.
  • I enjoy adept and premeditated lying at the right times because the thrill of possibly getting caught ups my game and gets my black heart beating.
  • I hate movies as an artistic medium.
  • I unintentionally smell people and memorize their scents if they walk by close enough.
  • My immediate fear is being proved wrong.
  • My eternal fear is being condemned with a certain end with no power to change it or make whatever is left the best it could be.
  • "Soup That Is Too Hot" is both my favorite CAH card and my biggest pet peeve with non-living things.
  • I say to people I've done drugs before to seem cool, but I haven't. The closest thing I've gotten close to doing opioids is eating a poppy seed bagel.
  • The one combination of words I hate the most is "I'm fine."
  • I rather don sweats in the summer than get bitten by bugs at night.
  • When I type, I think phonetically. I type what the syllable sounds like than the actual spelling. Most of the time it works for me, sometimes it doesn't. If it weren't for spellcheck, I'd be doomed. I think this way because I know four languages and three out of the four of them spell as they sound with very minimal exceptions. Fuck you, the English language.
  • I had Codex sex dreams before.
  • My Snapchats are very crazy, especially if you've have a video one before. Consider yourself lucky if you did receive one.
  • I wear a tailored back brace for all my life (not to mention going to the PT monthly) and because of that, I can't go to the gym or run that much. I ride a bike for most of my exercise.
  • Even though I post a lot, I consider myself a lurker. I don't actually post when I peruse Codex most of the time.
  • My first girlfriend dated me because she thought I was gay. She's a lesbian and originally used me (as I did her) to make our parents shut up about dating when we were both in high school.
  • I love all John Rutter music. My all time favorite selection from him is his Suite for Strings because it was the first difficult music I played in my high school's chamber orchestra and overbearing nostalgia trumps sound reasoning.
  • My right wisdom tooth is 30% cracked off. I haven't went to the dentist since October and I don't exactly need to go. Despite what all medical literature state, I think it's fine because it'll be removed anyway.
  • I have 8 Codexian's phone numbers and/or Snapchats. I haven't contacted anyone in over a week because reasons explained in Number #39.
  • I think way too much into internet relationships and dwell on too much rationale as to not talk to anyone online. I should though because of the explanation in Number #40.
  • I truly believe harmful, unfamiliar or distant company is better than self-perpetuated isolation.
  • I bought 5 pounds of Willy Wonka's Chewy Spree and it arrived last Tuesday. It is now 3 pounds and 11 ounces. I don't share my candy.
  • The reason why I didn't want to spearhead Team Codex this year is because I took the Altador Cup a little too seriously last year and it hurt myself and a few others as well (the anti-ACG complainers don't count).
  • I recently became so jaded to people sharing their deepest secrets to me that I just wanted say to them "go suck on a moderately-filled bag of dicks and fuck off"--but in a professional, non-aggressive way, and from a place of love. I think I'm starting my sociopathic phase now.
  • I love a pint of Friendly's Vienna Mocha Chunk ice cream more than I do for most of the people I see everyday.
  • I still habitually write 2014 when I date my papers. So now, the year number always ends with a weird 4 that has a 5 scribbled on top that eventually looks like a digital 9.
  • I never post or comment or like or friend in Facebook anymore because it makes me depressed knowing the few people I actually care about are more successful than I am and that I'd rather not see shameless selfies of people I bonded over with in state and national conferences but never talked ever again.
  • I just logged into Facebook for the first time in a while and found out my high school friend (we weren't all that close, but I would actually sit next to them in lunch than sit alone) who lives like a 20 minute walk from my parents house committed suicide two weeks ago. Everyone is paying their respects to the family members and her fiance who are enduring this time of hardship.
  • I feel like a total ass right now after seeing what I wrote in this blog post. Number #47 puts things into perspective and make me wake up to the fact that writing something like this is a waste of time. I should have accepted a family friend's offer to eat out tonight than watch a stupid season finale of a show I lost interested in halfway through.
  • Damn, I feel really really bad now. The funeral already happened on Saturday and I wished I went.
  • I was going to end this on a happy note, but now I don't feel like writing something so superficial and inconsequential about myself. I'm going to bed.




Bro, I have no idea which one is the lie. I think I knew about a pretty good amount, though :p
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Wow, I feel weird reading that much about someone that I have never interacted with.

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