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So recently I had a pregnancy scare with my girlfriend. After feeling relieved that I wasnt gonna be a Father just yet she messages me on facebook and says this...
"Hey I need to ask you something serious. I've been thinking about it for a while and I just need to ask. It might be a little awkward between us after but I feel like we have a strong enough relationship that it won't make things weird or at least I hope not. I just feel like I should be honest and straight up and confront you about it. I just don't see any other way around it and it's not fair for me to not know. I want you to give me your complete and honest answer no matter what the question is."
So I have no idea what she wants and I'm super curious as to what she wants to know.
I reply "Of course, whats on your mind?"
Almost an hour goes by no reply. I keep thinking of worse and worse scenarios on what it could be.
And then my Facebook tab starts flashing "Noam messaged you"
Here is it. The moment of complete and total truth.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
God Fucking Dammit.
I don't know to be impressed or pissed.
Needless to say, She got me good.
"Hey I need to ask you something serious. I've been thinking about it for a while and I just need to ask. It might be a little awkward between us after but I feel like we have a strong enough relationship that it won't make things weird or at least I hope not. I just feel like I should be honest and straight up and confront you about it. I just don't see any other way around it and it's not fair for me to not know. I want you to give me your complete and honest answer no matter what the question is."
So I have no idea what she wants and I'm super curious as to what she wants to know.
I reply "Of course, whats on your mind?"
Almost an hour goes by no reply. I keep thinking of worse and worse scenarios on what it could be.
And then my Facebook tab starts flashing "Noam messaged you"
Here is it. The moment of complete and total truth.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
God Fucking Dammit.
I don't know to be impressed or pissed.
Needless to say, She got me good.
) pokemon and pretty much any nintendo IP. I currently have a 3DS and Xbox 360. I really wanna get in to PC gaming but certain money constraints are keeping me from that lol.Music. I love Music. Currently Im really digging M83, Passion Pit, Arcade Fire, Ben Folds, Bon Iver, Cage The Elephant, Death Cab, Florence+ The Machine, Foster the People, fun. ,Good Old War, Grouplove, Johnny Cash, Joy Williams, Justice, I even enjoy the occasional Kanye, JayZ and Kid Cudi, The Killers, The Kooks, Landon Pigg, Local Natives, The Lumineers, The Maccabees, Macklemore, mewithoutyou, Mumford, Neon Indian, Neon Trees, nevershoutnever!, Of Monster & Men, Phoenix, Thee Pirates, Two Door Cinema Club, The White Stripes, The xx, Young the Giant and 30 seconds to Mars. 
