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What was your favorite food when you were a child? Spaghetti-o's.
What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? Probably "She is Beautiful" by Andrew W. K.
What is one of your favorite quotes? "I feel like my job interview went about as good as my lovemaking, mediocre at best and probably would have been better if I hadn't been crying the entire time." - My friend David
What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? I enjoy snowmobiling, songwriting, singing, and playing my bass.
What chore do you absolutely hate doing? Dishes. I'm allergic to dish soap, so whenever I do dishes, my hands either turn bright red and itch like crazy, or if I do them for too long, they crack, bleed, and itch even worse.
What is your favorite form of exercise? Not exercising!
What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year? Around 2AM, Thursday and Friday because I usually go hang out with my friend Daryl, October, that's when I go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What’s your least favorite mode of transportation? Skateboard. I am entirely uncomfortable on one.
What is your favorite body part? My spleen.
What sound do you love? The hilarious high pitched whine my dog makes just about all the time.
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for? I'd throw a gaming party like I used to all the time with my friends in high school. Hook up a ton of Xboxes and TVs, load up Halo or some Call of Duty game, then just all destroy each other.
If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint? Molasses pond. It's absolutely beautiful out there.
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? 22 seems pretty good so far, so I'd say 22.
If you knew the world was ending in 2012, what would you do differently? Nothing now, it's 2014. I'd be too dead to do anything.
If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor? Bill Murray. He seems to have tons of sage-like advice.
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? I'd like to go back in time and see Nirvana in concert.
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be? Have better control of my singing voice. It's not bad as is, but occasionally I miss a note or two.
If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be? Possibly cheating here, but I'd work on finishing all the songs I've started writing.
If you were immortal for a day, what would you do? That depends on if Immortal also means impervious to harm, in which case I'd go skydiving. That way, if my parachute didn't open, I'd be fine and wouldn't die of internal bleeding as soon as midnight rolled around.
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Tyler. It's my last name and I always thought it would be funny if I was named Tyler Tyler.
If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? Dead: Teddy Roosevelt. He seems pretty badass. Alive: Max Beemis, the singer from Say Anything.
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Pay off my dad's medical bills and pay for any and all future medical treatments he may need.
If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? Turtle/Mountain Dew/Bubblegum.
If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? Louise from Bob's Burgers. We're basically the same person anyways.
Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Chris Farley/Jack Black
What do you want to be when you grow up? I'd absolutely love to be a voice actor or singer.
When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time? Usually watch an episode of a TV show or I'll play a game of ARAM on League.
What would you name the autobiography of your life? "Who Farted?" - A Collection of Unimportant Events From the Life of Someone You've Never Heard of.
What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life? This Night I Call Bad Luck by Mister Monster is essentially my life's story.
Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best? My first girlfriend told me she was going to Texas to spend Christmas with her family and never came back. Then I found out she was cheating on me with three guys.
What was one of the best parties you’ve ever been to? I wouldn't really call it a party, but my friend Ethan was getting ready to move to New Jersey and wanted me to come hang out for the week before he left. I hung out at his apartment with his super awesome roommates and Ethan and I drank a ton of Vodka, played League of Legends and Strife, and then drank even more vodka while playing MTG.
What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up? Doctor Who. When the 11th Doctor gave his last big speech and then "saw" Amy. (Actually, that show's made me tear up a loooooooot.)
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? Probably saying goodbye to Ethan the night before he left. We were super drunk and we were just talking about bad experiences in our lives and I told him about one of my ex-girlfriends telling me she wanted me to move out in response to proposing to her. (She had cheated on me and I hadn't found out at the time.) Ethan just turned to me, pulled me into a hug and said, "I don't normally do this, but I'm drunk and you're like a brother to me. I'm really gonna miss hanging out with you after I leave." I cried like a baby.
What was the last experience that made you a stronger person? Probably the whole "proposing to my girlfriend only to have her ask me to move out and finding out a month later that she'd cheated on me while on a trip" thing.
What did you do growing up that got you into trouble? I said "fuck" once and got in a lot of trouble.
When was the last time you had an amazing meal? Last week. My friend Daryl and I went to this great Chinese/Japanese restauraunt called Shinbashi and I got General Tso's chicken, Egg rolls, Crab Rangoons, Pork Fried Rice, and started it all off with a roll of Eel and Avocado sushi. (And our waitress was our friend Jen, so it was super awesome.)
What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received? Best gift given: A big bottle of Vodka to Ethan before he left. That, or a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew to his roommate AJ every time I left the house. (It's the thought that counts.)
Worst gift given: Really cheap hair clips to my sisters every year for Christmas when I was a kid.
Best gift ever received: My car from my dad, or the one my neighbor gave me that I sold to pay for my college books.
Worst gift ever received: I don't really think there was one.
What do you miss most about being a kid? Having friends over and being invited over to places all the time.
What is your first memory of being really excited? (Nerdy as it is) Being in first grade and having the teacher assign me third grade math and reading because I was way ahead of the other kids in my class and was getting bored. I was so excited to be learning new things.
What was the first thing you bought with your own money? Probably candy.
When was the last time you were nervous? The last time I went on a date.
What is something you learned in the last week? Team Plasma (Pokemon) decks are really, really OP.
What story does your family always tell about you? It used to be the time I crashed my bike doing about 35 down a dirt road wearing nothing but flip-flops and swim trunks when I was seven or eight, but now it's the time that I blacked the fuck out in my sister's bathroom for no reason and ended up curling in a ball and crying.
At what age did you become an adult? I don't know that I have yet.
Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate. It depends on what the picture is. Some pictures can't be described in less than a thousand words, and some can be summed up in as few as ten, or even three. "Oh, that's me."
Where’s Waldo? Waldo, Maine? About 50 miles from me.
The best part of waking up is? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
How now brown cow? Wat.
Whasssssuuuupppppp? Uh, Nothing?
What’s the #1 most played song on your iPod? Probably "She is Beautiful" by Andrew W. K.
What is one of your favorite quotes? "I feel like my job interview went about as good as my lovemaking, mediocre at best and probably would have been better if I hadn't been crying the entire time." - My friend David
What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity? I enjoy snowmobiling, songwriting, singing, and playing my bass.
What chore do you absolutely hate doing? Dishes. I'm allergic to dish soap, so whenever I do dishes, my hands either turn bright red and itch like crazy, or if I do them for too long, they crack, bleed, and itch even worse.
What is your favorite form of exercise? Not exercising!
What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year? Around 2AM, Thursday and Friday because I usually go hang out with my friend Daryl, October, that's when I go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
What’s your least favorite mode of transportation? Skateboard. I am entirely uncomfortable on one.
What is your favorite body part? My spleen.
What sound do you love? The hilarious high pitched whine my dog makes just about all the time.
If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for? I'd throw a gaming party like I used to all the time with my friends in high school. Hook up a ton of Xboxes and TVs, load up Halo or some Call of Duty game, then just all destroy each other.
If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint? Molasses pond. It's absolutely beautiful out there.
If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? 22 seems pretty good so far, so I'd say 22.
If you knew the world was ending in 2012, what would you do differently? Nothing now, it's 2014. I'd be too dead to do anything.
If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor? Bill Murray. He seems to have tons of sage-like advice.
If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? I'd like to go back in time and see Nirvana in concert.
If you could learn to do anything, what would it be? Have better control of my singing voice. It's not bad as is, but occasionally I miss a note or two.
If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be? Possibly cheating here, but I'd work on finishing all the songs I've started writing.
If you were immortal for a day, what would you do? That depends on if Immortal also means impervious to harm, in which case I'd go skydiving. That way, if my parachute didn't open, I'd be fine and wouldn't die of internal bleeding as soon as midnight rolled around.
If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to? Tyler. It's my last name and I always thought it would be funny if I was named Tyler Tyler.
If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? Dead: Teddy Roosevelt. He seems pretty badass. Alive: Max Beemis, the singer from Say Anything.
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Pay off my dad's medical bills and pay for any and all future medical treatments he may need.
If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be? Turtle/Mountain Dew/Bubblegum.
If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be? Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose? Louise from Bob's Burgers. We're basically the same person anyways.
Which celebrity do you get mistaken for? Chris Farley/Jack Black
What do you want to be when you grow up? I'd absolutely love to be a voice actor or singer.
When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time? Usually watch an episode of a TV show or I'll play a game of ARAM on League.
What would you name the autobiography of your life? "Who Farted?" - A Collection of Unimportant Events From the Life of Someone You've Never Heard of.
What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life? This Night I Call Bad Luck by Mister Monster is essentially my life's story.
Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best? My first girlfriend told me she was going to Texas to spend Christmas with her family and never came back. Then I found out she was cheating on me with three guys.
What was one of the best parties you’ve ever been to? I wouldn't really call it a party, but my friend Ethan was getting ready to move to New Jersey and wanted me to come hang out for the week before he left. I hung out at his apartment with his super awesome roommates and Ethan and I drank a ton of Vodka, played League of Legends and Strife, and then drank even more vodka while playing MTG.
What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up? Doctor Who. When the 11th Doctor gave his last big speech and then "saw" Amy. (Actually, that show's made me tear up a loooooooot.)
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? Probably saying goodbye to Ethan the night before he left. We were super drunk and we were just talking about bad experiences in our lives and I told him about one of my ex-girlfriends telling me she wanted me to move out in response to proposing to her. (She had cheated on me and I hadn't found out at the time.) Ethan just turned to me, pulled me into a hug and said, "I don't normally do this, but I'm drunk and you're like a brother to me. I'm really gonna miss hanging out with you after I leave." I cried like a baby.
What was the last experience that made you a stronger person? Probably the whole "proposing to my girlfriend only to have her ask me to move out and finding out a month later that she'd cheated on me while on a trip" thing.
What did you do growing up that got you into trouble? I said "fuck" once and got in a lot of trouble.
When was the last time you had an amazing meal? Last week. My friend Daryl and I went to this great Chinese/Japanese restauraunt called Shinbashi and I got General Tso's chicken, Egg rolls, Crab Rangoons, Pork Fried Rice, and started it all off with a roll of Eel and Avocado sushi. (And our waitress was our friend Jen, so it was super awesome.)
What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received? Best gift given: A big bottle of Vodka to Ethan before he left. That, or a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew to his roommate AJ every time I left the house. (It's the thought that counts.)
Worst gift given: Really cheap hair clips to my sisters every year for Christmas when I was a kid.
Best gift ever received: My car from my dad, or the one my neighbor gave me that I sold to pay for my college books.
Worst gift ever received: I don't really think there was one.
What do you miss most about being a kid? Having friends over and being invited over to places all the time.
What is your first memory of being really excited? (Nerdy as it is) Being in first grade and having the teacher assign me third grade math and reading because I was way ahead of the other kids in my class and was getting bored. I was so excited to be learning new things.
What was the first thing you bought with your own money? Probably candy.
When was the last time you were nervous? The last time I went on a date.
What is something you learned in the last week? Team Plasma (Pokemon) decks are really, really OP.
What story does your family always tell about you? It used to be the time I crashed my bike doing about 35 down a dirt road wearing nothing but flip-flops and swim trunks when I was seven or eight, but now it's the time that I blacked the fuck out in my sister's bathroom for no reason and ended up curling in a ball and crying.
At what age did you become an adult? I don't know that I have yet.
Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate. It depends on what the picture is. Some pictures can't be described in less than a thousand words, and some can be summed up in as few as ten, or even three. "Oh, that's me."
Where’s Waldo? Waldo, Maine? About 50 miles from me.
The best part of waking up is? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.
How now brown cow? Wat.
Whasssssuuuupppppp? Uh, Nothing?
