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My 5 year old has mastered life

Posted by Nymh, 27 May 2015 · 1238 views

im scared vegetables doom

My daughters are Alanna (6) and Makenna (5). Last night, Joe was cooking dinner. We gave the girls the choice of what vegetable we had. Their choices were green beans, peas or corn.

Alanna: Green beans
Makenna: Corn

Me: Ok, you guys are going to have to agree on one. Green beans or corn?

Alanna: Green beans
Makenna: Corn

Me: I'm not making both. Alanna, are you willing to have corn?

Alanna: No.

Me: Makenna, are you willing to have green beans?

Makenna: No.

Joe: You guys can either agree on a vegetable or we will make the vegetable that neither of you chose. Alanna, what do you want?

Alanna: Green beans.

Joe: Makenna?

Makenna:
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Peas.

Me and Joe:
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Swar

May 27 2015 05:37 PM

I genuinely laughed. She's really smart, I don't think I would've thought of that xD

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Keil

May 27 2015 05:39 PM

Makenna for Human Ambassador

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pancakeface

May 27 2015 05:39 PM

Makenna is going to grow up to be Queen. Or a very influential politician. Or a mob boss. Also, good gifs!

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Trichomes

May 27 2015 06:22 PM

You've got an evil genius on your hands. But seriously, that's some impressive 5 year old logic.

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Strategist

May 27 2015 11:25 PM

Haha, the things kids say eh? Jayson is just as smug with some of his comments from time to time, gives the same sort of irksome smile like... 'Pshhht, I'm telling YOU how it is"