Reasons I should never be in a position of power in fictional worlds:

Let's start with The Avengers. As many of you know, I fangirl immensely over Loki.

I believe many of you already know why I do, so I won't go into detail explaining the reasons. Many of the characters I fangirl over are the bad boy characters, or the evil ones. Honestly, like my profile says, on the outside I seem very nice, on the inside...watch out. I also have an extreme liking for fire and darkness. Any game I ever play, when I have to chose an element for a character, it's fire or darkness. I do not like the light element or those type of characters. I like burning things and starting fires. In my freshman high school chem lab, there was a little bin on the lab table where we would put the paper towels and such things when we were done using them. If we were using matches on that day, I would light all the paper in that tiny bin on fire. It never burned anything but the paper though, so it wasn't a huge fire issue. My chem teacher would look over, see the smoke and go "She's at it again", but he was the teacher who made fireworks in the classroom, made a pumpkin on Halloween explode, made bubbles you could put in your hands and light on fire without burning your hands, and made a cannon that he used to shoot a ball down the hallway, so he didn't really care about me lighting the paper bin on fire.

When I played shooting games, if friendly fire was allowed, I had a habit of doing just that. It was fun. I enjoy mischief and sometimes sabotage. I hold grudges.

Now, imagine if you put me in Asgard, with Loki there at the same time, and imagine me in the position of power of Queen of Asgard. Can you see the smoke rise? Can you see me setting Thor's chambers on fire? Can you see the explosions? Can you see how I would use the Queen's power to get whatever I wanted? I can see me standing by the throne, being all nice and sweet, while secretly plotting ways to get the people to do what I wanted. Plotting of ways to light stuff on fire and cause a couple of explosions. And the only one who could punish me for it would be the King, but considering that Loki would be king at the time, I doubt that would happen. He's the God of Mischief after all. Why punish the queen for causing mischief? Sure, he might punish me, as he's Loki, but I'd likely just continue to cause a ton of mischief, setting things on fire, causing explosions, painting the entire castle green...

That's the first example. Ready for the second?

The second example comes from...Game of Thrones.

As you've already seen, my avatar and signature have changed from being Loki based to being Joffrey based. There's a reason for that. You remember how I mentioned before that I enjoy the bad boy and evil types of characters? I don't think I need to explain how Joffrey fits in there. Yes. You just heard me say (not directly), that I like Joffrey. That I pretty much fangirl over him. Yes. I fangirl over the character who has a violence fetish and acts like a brat most of the time.

Remember, I can act nice on the outside, but on the inside I'm secretly plotting and laughing at horrible things.

Plus, I like power. I like having it, and I like those who have power. Imaging what I could do with that power is amazing to me. I wasn't surprised to end up with this after taking a quiz. Keep in mind, I wasn't even trying for this. I actually answered the way I would answer, and not answered what I thought would get me a certain character.

This is actually very close to me. I can't stand losing, at anything. I have to win. I once started screaming my head off at one of my soccer games at my own team because we had already lost the championship and we were about to lose third place to a bunch of fifth graders. I was screaming and crying. When we played jeopardy for a review in Biology last week, I literally kneeled on my chair and screamed so I could be heard more. Our teacher has the teams choose sounds to yell out when someone on the team has the answer. My teams sound was "DING". Yep. I was kneeling on my chair and yelling "DING" so loud I hurt my throat and couldn't talk well the next day. My professor also said we weren't allowed to yell at the other teams. I had a very hard time not screaming at the other teams in anger.

I have stormed away from games before, like chess, when I started losing.

Just yesterday, when our Chorale Professor announced who got into Chamber Singers, I went through the rest of Chorale secretly hating the girl who got in in my head and trying to prevent myself from screaming myself hoarse in anger over it. I still hate that girl, and I will probably hate her for all of the year, or longer.

As for the deviousness, yes I have that. As I've said, I am constantly plotting. I will find a way to skirt every rule I have ever been given. My math professor said no graphing/programmable calculators. So I got a calculator that has 3 different types of equation solvers on it. Regular equations, equation systems and polynomial equations. She never said anything about what features the calculator should or should not have. It's also really hard to tell those features are there on the calculator. You have to actually be looking for them.

I have put my class notes into my graphing calculator and scrolled through them on tests. I have put high school chem notes on there and used it on the midterm and final. I have put pre-calc equations and ways to solve things on my graphing calculator and used that calculator on the midterm and the final. My teachers never I said I couldn't do it. They said I could use a graphing calculator, and I was using a graphing calculator. If they didn't want me to put notes on it, they shouldn't have let me use a calculator that had that ability on it. They said I could use one, and never specified what I could or couldn't do with it.

If I was at hogwarts, first year, I would learn the summoning charm and start stealing people's homework so I never had to do any homework at all, and the other houses would lose points because their students weren't doing their homework.

I run on a belief that says, "If it doesn't say you can, but it doesn't say you can't, you can".

Imagine me at Kings Landing. It'd be like having two Joffrey's running around. If he was king at the time, and I was queen, I'd stand there silently laughing in my head when people's heads got chopped off by him. I imagine I wouldn't like all of them, but I'm not going to stop him from doing it. I imagine I'd be really good friends with Cersei. I would honestly grab a sword/cross bow and just chop off the head of the person who poisoned Joffrey at the wedding (if I was in the position of power as queen, it would have been my own wedding). I would start screaming and then just start swinging the steel wildly. We'd need more pikes.

If I had been in Joffrey's place when he had been attacked by Arya's direwolf and when she pointed the sword at his throat, I would have been doing the same thing he was. Begging for her not to kill me, and then I would find a way to get her in trouble. A ton of trouble. Basically, I would have also made the story out to make it so it seemed worse than it was and made me look like the victim.

I have been likend to characters before by my friends, but never have I fit one as much as I fit with Joffrey.

And that concludes my post about why I should not be in psotions of power in fictional worlds.