Few years back, I sent out Death Eater Christmas post cards to people I became acquainted with on a Harry Potter forum...
Well, I thought they were pretty clever.
Last year I ran out of time, so I just drew intentionally shitty black Christmas trees in crayon and sent them out. But still! Handmade!
I could go on and on about how brilliant I think I am, but really I just enjoy any excuse to play with paper.
This year I have a really fun and mildly sacrilegious idea for my Christmas cards, and I'd like to share them with yall, if you're willing to disclose your personal location to me.
Please send me a pm if you'd like to receive one.
You should feel perfectly safe giving your mailing address to a 26 year old disgruntled retail pharmacy employee who still lives at home with her mommy and spends all her free time playing neopets and crocheting blankets and creepy dolls of werewolves and Lady Gaga. Perfectly safe.