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[PeonYourLawn]

You: Girl you are ABCDEFGHIJK

Girl: wawts dat mean

You: amazing beautiful cute dazzling elegant funny gracious happy

girl awww omgg <33 ur so sweet what about ijk?



HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK

[Icey Defeat]

So... what about IJK?

[Georgina]

i think he means

i just kid?

or sommat.

[Noitidart]

uhh wtf?
lol

[Jake]

I texted one chick:

'Haha what? Imnopqrstuv'

[Boggart]

move to chit chat?

[Noitidart]

Moved.

[Mr. Hobo]

Peon, I have something I need to tell you

I've had a crush on you for years

[sircomflix]

They think I'm weird enough, don't need to compound even more >.>

[PeonYourLawn]

Peon, I have something I need to tell you

I've had a crush on you for years

Lettuce be reality, you'd never have a chance with me.



+repped for epic reply

Edited by PeonYourLawn, 14 December 2010 - 06:19 PM.

[outeq]

Lol, thats kinda cheesy.

[Noitidart]

Haha the ijk at end makes it hilaiours.

[Random]

They think I'm weird enough, don't need to compound even more >.>

Work on that

[Tsunade]

Heard it as this before...

Me: hey girl you know you are A B C D E F G H I J K??
her: okay lol what do you mean
me: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot!
her: awww your so sweet but whats I J K lol
me: I'm just kidding

[DanDoesWork]

Heard it as this before...

Me: hey girl you know you are A B C D E F G H I J K??
her: okay lol what do you mean
me: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, Hot!
her: awww your so sweet but whats I J K lol
me: I'm just kidding

hahaha thats so boss

[PeonYourLawn]

They think I'm weird enough, don't need to compound even more >.>

the trick to getting girls to tell them they are beautiful and buying them lots of expensive stuff.

[iargue]

the trick to getting girls to tell them they are beautiful and buying them lots of expensive stuff.

Yes. That is a good way to get the shallow girls.

But those are not even worth having.

[Mr. Hobo]

Sour grapes

[luvsmyncis]

the trick to getting girls to tell them they are beautiful and buying them lots of expensive stuff.

Him: Baby, you're beautiful.
Her: Aw, thanks.
Him: *goes in for the kiss*
Her: What do you think is beautiful about me?
Him: What?
Her: What do you like about me?
Him: Your eyes.
Her: Oh really, they're not too squinty? Have you ever noticed my right eye kinda goes out a little bit?
Him: No...
Her: It does, look. See? Do you see?
Him: Oh.
Her: So what else?
Him: What else what?
Her: What else makes you think I'm beautiful?
Him: Your hair is pretty.
Her: My hair? Seriously? I have split ends, can't you see? And the hair dresser cut it all uneven. What else?
Him: Uh.. your smile.
Her: With these crooked teeth? Please. And I just can't get my teeth white no matter how many Crest Whitestrips cartons I buy. And my lips are always chapped, fucking Carmex. 

etc etc

[Melchoire]

Him: Baby, you're beautiful.
Her: Aw, thanks.
Him: *goes in for the kiss*
Her: What do you think is beautiful about me?
Him: What?
Her: What do you like about me?
Him: Your eyes.
Her: Oh really, they're not too squinty? Have you ever noticed my right eye kinda goes out a little bit?
Him: No...
Her: It does, look. See? Do you see?
Him: Oh.
Her: So what else?
Him: What else what?
Her: What else makes you think I'm beautiful?
Him: Your hair is pretty.
Her: My hair? Seriously? I have split ends, can't you see? And the hair dresser cut it all uneven. What else?
Him: Uh.. your smile.
Her: With these crooked teeth? Please. And I just can't get my teeth white no matter how many Crest Whitestrips cartons I buy. And my lips are always chapped, fucking Carmex.

etc etc

You oughta be a writer or something? That totally cracked me up. "fucking carmex" hilarious

[PeonYourLawn]

Him: Baby, you're beautiful.
Her: Aw, thanks.
Him: *goes in for the kiss*
Her: What do you think is beautiful about me?
Him: when you go and make me a nice nutella sandwich, no crust *smooch*
Her: Hahaha u fuck3r

[DenyingSystems]

Nice work punk

Also, I have to admit Peon, I thought that was the first funny thing you've ever said and I laughed.