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#1 DanDoesWork

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 07:50 PM

So yea I fell asleep on evening and had a unusual dream about this duel 0_o The dream ended right before anything happened. What do you guys think?

Batman has no powers
Has high tech gadgets
Really isn't attached to a woman, and I'm sure he has alot more

Spiderman Does have super human strength, reflexes, "spidey senses", and the ability to shoot web, and stick on walls much like a spider
No high tech gadgets
Is attached to a woman (:
and again more


Who wins?
I can't help to say that Batman wins, I have a feeling that Batman will definitely use MJ as his strength (:, and we saw how the green goblin can put spiderman in a bit of trouble with his gadgets (:
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#2 Wil

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 07:52 PM

Batman. Despite being unable to use his gadgets in some popular media Batman shows a massive amount of endurance and stamina (must be smoking bat guano) when in the face of danger,

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 08:01 PM

Batman. But the badass batman. Not the Adam West batman

Spiderman would be prancing about making puns and batman would just rip his throat out

#4 Noitidart

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 08:26 PM

Batman. He has the tech! Women are the downfall of spiderman. Batman rocks!

#5 Vivendio

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 09:04 PM

Batman! He's wittier.

#6 Dayzee

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:08 PM

Batman wins, hands down. Unfortunately, "spidey senses" or not, Spiderman is still just a dork under the suit.

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#7 neobrah

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:10 PM

batman. easy. he beat superman although he knew what his weakness was.

#8 DanDoesWork

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:16 PM

Hmmm Def should have tried to put a poll up -__-

#9 Dichromate

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 10:34 PM

All Batman has to do is to take MJ and run, and Spiderman would have lost before he started. ;P
Batman!

#10 jcrdude

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 11:07 PM

All Batman has to do is to take MJ and run, and Spiderman would have lost before he started. ;P
Batman!


Batman stole mah weed!

#11 Noitidart

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 02:14 AM

Batman stole mah weed!

What the heck? :p I don't get the connection. :p

Batman stole mah weed!



#12 Dreww

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 02:24 AM

What the heck? :p I don't get the connection. :p

Mary Jane is a nickname for marijuana :p

#13 Noitidart

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 02:25 AM

Oh wow :doh: I knew that.

*just increasing post count* *whistles*

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 07:58 AM

Batman. But the badass batman. Not the Adam West batman

Oh, you mean the George Clooney Batman, then? 
Adam West was awesome.
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#15 Lychee

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 08:17 AM

The Goddamn Batman, of course. He's pretty much the smartest person in the comics universe, has awesome gadgets and can get the Bat family to help if necessary.

Actually, even current Batman (...assuming Batman hasn't come back from the dead or prehistory or whatever Morrison pulled out of his ass) could take Spiderman down.

#16 Nubge

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:05 AM

Batman, of course.

#17 Faval

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:12 AM

Batman, he can even stop superman...when he exploits his weakness :p so it's obvious he's going to do something to MJ.

Edited by Faval, 13 January 2011 - 09:12 AM.


#18 Homer

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 01:26 PM

Yes, definitely batman because his past is more screwed up than Spiderman. He's also filthy rich so he can buy out spiderman's grocery store and apartment.
No point of having superpowers if your half-starving and have no place to sleep.

#19 Boggart

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 01:36 PM

I grew up with spiderman so...



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#20 Mr. Hobo

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 03:51 PM

Oh, you mean the George Clooney Batman, then? 
Adam West was awesome.
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Adam West was awesome but I just don't see him winning a fight anytime soon

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#21 Lychee

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 03:53 PM

Adam West was awesome but I just don't see him winning a fight anytime soon

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But the Bat-dance keeps him Bat-limber!

#22 DanDoesWork

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 03:54 PM

hmmm makes me wonder who would spidey and batman bring as their backups

#23 Lychee

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 04:01 PM

hmmm makes me wonder who would spidey and batman bring as their backups

Well, Batman would probably have a line open to Oracle, would probably have Nightwing or Robin or both and possibly the author's favourite Bat-love interest - so Catwoman, Wonder Woman or Talia Al'Ghul? Possibly Batwoman or Batgirl. And then Alfred would back him up by having breakfast ready for when he returned.

No idea about Spiderman.

#24 neobrah

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 05:47 PM

Well, Batman would probably have a line open to Oracle, would probably have Nightwing or Robin or both and possibly the author's favourite Bat-love interest - so Catwoman, Wonder Woman or Talia Al'Ghul? Possibly Batwoman or Batgirl. And then Alfred would back him up by having breakfast ready for when he returned.

No idea about Spiderman.


batman would bring a bat and spiderman would bring a spider. they would let their pets fight first like neopets, then get down and dirty.

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 06:01 PM

batman would bring a bat and spiderman would bring a spider. they would let their pets fight first like pokemonz, then get down and dirty.


Fixed that for you.


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