Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Belinda?
Yes ;-;, thats hurtful.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:18 PM
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Belinda?
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:18 PM
Yes ;-;, thats hurtful.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:19 PM
Hey, time to get original.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:21 PM
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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:26 PM
Success rates for Harry Potter Pickup lines? 100% but only if she knows what the hell you're talking about.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:39 PM
Ugh, there is nothing worse than being slapped with a pickup line, even if it's clever <rolls eyes and walks away 100% of the time. Every time.>
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:45 PM
You don't walk away from a face like this
Edited by dayzee100, 21 January 2011 - 01:45 PM.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:48 PM
I've walked away from lots of good looking guys. Looks are almost always the first thing to grab my attention, but you lose me quick if you're either stupid or arrogant. I'm really attracted to funny, tho, unless the guy is really awful looking. I'm into clean, too. Dirt under your fingernails or the au naturale no deoderant and I'm out the door!
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:50 PM
I've walked away from lots of good looking guys. Looks are almost always the first thing to grab my attention, but you lose me quick if you're either stupid or arrogant. I'm really attracted to funny, tho, unless the guy is really awful looking. I'm into clean, too. Dirt under your fingernails or the au naturale no deoderant and I'm out the door!
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:54 PM
So shallow.
Hooray! The only one I qualify for is arrogant!
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:56 PM
Not at all. I thought we were talking first impressions, not relationships. I'm sure you're very deep and strive to talk to the fattest girl in the bar.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:59 PM
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:04 PM
Guys are allowed to be shallow.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:06 PM
Yes, you are But you're witty and I like that. But you'd still lose me with a pick-up line.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:13 PM
I dislike shallow people in general, guys and girls alike. BTW - I don't consider it shallow to be attracted to people who are smart and clean. I also said I'm attracted to average looking guys who are funny. So far, I'm betting I would've walked away from you.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:16 PM
Me: You look a lot like my first wife
You: How many times have you been married??
Me: Never *sexy eyebrow raise*
You: *swoon*
I GARONTEE!!
Shallow and mean.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:17 PM
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:20 PM
Haha. You call me shallow and then I'm mean for responding. You're dull.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:24 PM
Misogynists everywhere are rolling in their graves.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:29 PM
Yes, you are But you're witty and I like that. But you'd still lose me with a pick-up line.
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:31 PM
Abradix- 1, Ladies- 10YOU: You look a lot like my first wife
ME: Really?
YOU: Totally. She was a smokin' hottie but I drowned her in our shower. Wanna go get some dinner?
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:35 PM
Grave rolling = dirty and stinky. Are you a misogynist?
Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:41 PM
YOU: You look a lot like my first wife
ME: Really?
YOU: Totally. She was a smokin' hottie but I drowned her in our shower. Wanna go get some dinner?
ME: No. *smiles*
No I'm chivalrous.
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