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#26 Tsunade

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:18 PM

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Belinda?


Yes ;-;, thats hurtful.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

#27 Icey Defeat

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:18 PM

Yes ;-;, thats hurtful.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.


Hey, time to get original.

#28 Tsunade

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:19 PM

Hey, time to get original.


Would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction.

#29 neobrah

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:21 PM

"could you smell this cloth for me?"

#30 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:23 PM

Success rates for Harry Potter Pickup lines? 100% but only if she knows what the hell you're talking about.

#31 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:25 PM

Ugh, there is nothing worse than being slapped with a pickup line, even if it's clever <rolls eyes and walks away 100% of the time. Every time.>

#32 Acheron

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:26 PM

Success rates for Harry Potter Pickup lines? 100% but only if she knows what the hell you're talking about.


Meh, not worth dating if she doesn't read Harry Potter.

Also, replacing wand with penis is effing hilarious. Book 7 is all about Old Voldy and Dumbledore's 'wand' envy.

#33 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:39 PM

Ugh, there is nothing worse than being slapped with a pickup line, even if it's clever <rolls eyes and walks away 100% of the time. Every time.>




You don't walk away from a face like this :D


And I'm indifferent as to whether or not she reads Harry Potter... But the only girls who will last for me must like punk. I could care less if they look punk, I just want girls who will go to a show with me and enjoy themselves. At the moment I have one... But I'm flirty naturally.

#34 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:45 PM

You don't walk away from a face like this :D


I've walked away from lots of good looking guys. Looks are almost always the first thing to grab my attention, but you lose me quick if you're either stupid or arrogant. I'm really attracted to funny, tho, unless the guy is really awful looking. I'm into clean, too. Dirt under your fingernails or the au naturale no deoderant and I'm out the door!

Edited by dayzee100, 21 January 2011 - 01:45 PM.


#35 artificial

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:48 PM

I've walked away from lots of good looking guys. Looks are almost always the first thing to grab my attention, but you lose me quick if you're either stupid or arrogant. I'm really attracted to funny, tho, unless the guy is really awful looking. I'm into clean, too. Dirt under your fingernails or the au naturale no deoderant and I'm out the door!


So shallow.

#36 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:50 PM

I've walked away from lots of good looking guys. Looks are almost always the first thing to grab my attention, but you lose me quick if you're either stupid or arrogant. I'm really attracted to funny, tho, unless the guy is really awful looking. I'm into clean, too. Dirt under your fingernails or the au naturale no deoderant and I'm out the door!


Hooray! The only one I qualify for is arrogant!

#37 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:54 PM

So shallow.


Not at all. I thought we were talking first impressions, not relationships. I'm sure you're very deep and strive to talk to the fattest girl in the bar.

Hooray! The only one I qualify for is arrogant!


Yes, you are :) But you're witty and I like that. But you'd still lose me with a pick-up line.

#38 artificial

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:56 PM

Not at all. I thought we were talking first impressions, not relationships. I'm sure you're very deep and strive to talk to the fattest girl in the bar.


Guys are allowed to be shallow.

#39 iargue

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 01:59 PM

On a scale of 1-10, I see you naked.

If I was a dog, would you let me hump your leg?

"The word for today is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word..."

How about you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up?

I lost my bike, can I ride you?

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

a - hem excuse me......I seem to have forgotten my name and phone number, can I have yours?

#40 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:04 PM

Guys are allowed to be shallow.


I dislike shallow people in general, guys and girls alike. BTW - I don't consider it shallow to be attracted to people who are smart and clean. I also said I'm attracted to average looking guys who are funny. So far, I'm betting I would've walked away from you.

#41 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:06 PM

Yes, you are :) But you're witty and I like that. But you'd still lose me with a pick-up line.



Me: You look a lot like my first wife
You: How many times have you been married??
Me: Never *sexy eyebrow raise*
You: *swoon*

I GARONTEE!!

#42 artificial

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:13 PM

I dislike shallow people in general, guys and girls alike. BTW - I don't consider it shallow to be attracted to people who are smart and clean. I also said I'm attracted to average looking guys who are funny. So far, I'm betting I would've walked away from you.


Shallow and mean.

#43 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:16 PM

Me: You look a lot like my first wife
You: How many times have you been married??
Me: Never *sexy eyebrow raise*
You: *swoon*

I GARONTEE!!


YOU: You look a lot like my first wife
ME: Really?
YOU: *she didn't say what I expected her to say* PAUSE
ME: *walks away*

Shallow and mean.


Haha. You call me shallow and then I'm mean for responding. You're dull.

#44 Acheron

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:17 PM

Oh snap!

That would be really awkward @[email protected]

#45 artificial

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:20 PM

Haha. You call me shallow and then I'm mean for responding. You're dull.


Shallow, mean and confrontative.

Misogynists everywhere are rolling in their graves.

#46 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:24 PM

Misogynists everywhere are rolling in their graves.


Grave rolling = dirty and stinky. Are you a misogynist?

#47 iargue

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:29 PM

Yes, you are :) But you're witty and I like that. But you'd still lose me with a pick-up line.



I'm missing this witty part of him....

#48 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:31 PM

YOU: You look a lot like my first wife
ME: Really?
YOU: Totally. She was a smokin' hottie but I drowned her in our shower. Wanna go get some dinner?

Abradix- 1, Ladies- 10

They must be winning because I'm the trophy. Giggity.



#49 artificial

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:35 PM

Grave rolling = dirty and stinky. Are you a misogynist?


No I'm chivalrous.

#50 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:41 PM

YOU: You look a lot like my first wife
ME: Really?
YOU: Totally. She was a smokin' hottie but I drowned her in our shower. Wanna go get some dinner?

ME: No. *smiles*


I'm not into being "loved to death".

No I'm chivalrous.


Are you a southerner?


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