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#51 artificial

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:44 PM

Are you a southerner?


Racial profiling?

#52 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:48 PM

Racial profiling?


Accurate profiling. Called it!

#53 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:49 PM

Racial profiling?


You need to take a valium, or maybe two.

I like southern men, who sometimes still practice the dying art of chivalry. I'm not sure what race has to do with it.

#54 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 03:19 PM

You need to take a valium, or maybe two.

I like southern men, who sometimes still practice the dying art of chivalry. I'm not sure what race has to do with it.


Truth.

*open door*
Her: Thanks
Me: Just treating a lady like a lady.

I think this is the most highly functioning line in the thread tbh

#55 Dayzee

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 03:21 PM

Truth.

*open door*
Her: Thanks
Me: Just treating a lady like a lady.

I think this is the most highly functioning line in the thread tbh


I'm much more impressed by manners than words.

#56 Abradix

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 03:25 PM

I'm much more impressed by manners than words.


But dropping pick-up lines is fun! The looks of repulsion like you just stomped a puppy. Ohhh priceless.

#57 neobrah

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 10:32 PM

I like pokemon, will you have sex with me?


HAHA i would love to see that line work lol



You can have the port key... TO MY HEART

#58 cara

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 03:11 PM

This must be the matrix because I think you're the one.

#59 neobrah

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 01:11 PM

This must be the matrix because I think you're the one.


I like that one. Cheesy ones work!

ME: Are you an interior decorator?

HER: No.

ME: Because when I saw you, the room became more beautiful.

#60 Abradix

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 01:29 PM

I bet I can kiss you without using my lips.
"I'll take that bet"
*semi-rape-kiss*
Guess I lose!

#61 neobrah

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 02:25 PM

I bet I can rape you without raping you.

I'll take that bet.

*rapes*

I guess I lose !


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