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[artificial]

Are you a southerner?

Racial profiling?

[Abradix]

Racial profiling?

Accurate profiling. Called it!

[Dayzee]

Racial profiling?

You need to take a valium, or maybe two.

I like southern men, who sometimes still practice the dying art of chivalry. I'm not sure what race has to do with it.

[Abradix]

You need to take a valium, or maybe two.

I like southern men, who sometimes still practice the dying art of chivalry. I'm not sure what race has to do with it.

Truth.

*open door*
Her: Thanks
Me: Just treating a lady like a lady.

I think this is the most highly functioning line in the thread tbh

[Dayzee]

Truth.

*open door*
Her: Thanks
Me: Just treating a lady like a lady.

I think this is the most highly functioning line in the thread tbh

I'm much more impressed by manners than words.

[Abradix]

I'm much more impressed by manners than words.

But dropping pick-up lines is fun! The looks of repulsion like you just stomped a puppy. Ohhh priceless.

[neobrah]

I like pokemon, will you have sex with me?

HAHA i would love to see that line work lol



You can have the port key... TO MY HEART

[cara]

This must be the matrix because I think you're the one.

[neobrah]

This must be the matrix because I think you're the one.

I like that one. Cheesy ones work!

ME: Are you an interior decorator?

HER: No.

ME: Because when I saw you, the room became more beautiful.

[Abradix]

I bet I can kiss you without using my lips.
"I'll take that bet"
*semi-rape-kiss*
Guess I lose!

[neobrah]

I bet I can rape you without raping you.

I'll take that bet.

*rapes*

I guess I lose !