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#1 Melchoire

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:28 PM

My situation: haven't gotten laid in a long time.

Reason: no time to put into a relationship, not the kind of lifestyle that involves partying where getting laid is easier

Solution: call girl

Problem: how the fuck do I find a callgirl?

Has anyone ever resorted to call girls before? The idea is starting to become more attractive to me day by day...but I have no idea how to begin to look for one. Or what my expectations should be...

So start dumping your brain goo; doesn't have to be related but we can discuss our sex lives or lack-there-of in my case =P






#2 Snowneo

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:35 PM

My situation: haven't gotten laid in a long time.

Reason: no time to put into a relationship, not the kind of lifestyle that involves partying where getting laid is easier

Solution: call girl

Problem: how the fuck do I find a callgirl?

Has anyone ever resorted to call girls before? The idea is starting to become more attractive to me day by day...but I have no idea how to begin to look for one. Or what my expectations should be...

So start dumping your brain goo; doesn't have to be related but we can discuss our sex lives or lack-there-of in my case =P


It is quite understandable in your situation. My recommendation is searching the term "Escort" and your city into google. There are a number of different websites that provide reviews of a variety of girls such as terb, cerb etc, and often times they work for someone, though there are some that don't. I would recommend using one that works for someone else who employs multiple girls, as they are safer, and research the girl you want. Most prices range from 150/hh-250/hr on average, at least here in Canada anyways.

I have personally had to use an escort however I do have a very close friend of mine who is one in Toronto.

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:36 PM

I know this is too early to call, but I have great hopes that this thread will grow to be the most interesting of the month by far! :p

I've never hired a call girl before personally... but I had a buddy who was rather socially awkward and he swore by them. Never any bitching, never any commitment, etc.

idk about how prostitution works in canada... but at least in my neck of the woods, you could check your phone book for an "escort service". You may also try searching online for something similar. (Unless you live in some area like various counties in Nevada that have legalized prostitution)

Sorry... lost my train of thought. I'm sure I'll come back later but hopefully that will help you for now! :D

EDIT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! People posted while I was typing... oh well. reiteration never hurt anyone. :p

#4 Snowneo

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:41 PM

I know this is too early to call, but I have great hopes that this thread will grow to be the most interesting of the month by far! :p

I've never hired a call girl before personally... but I had a buddy who was rather socially awkward and he swore by them. Never any bitching, never any commitment, etc.

idk about how prostitution works in canada... but at least in my neck of the woods, you could check your phone book for an "escort service". You may also try searching online for something similar. (Unless you live in some area like various counties in Nevada that have legalized prostitution)

Sorry... lost my train of thought. I'm sure I'll come back later but hopefully that will help you for now! :D

EDIT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! People posted while I was typing... oh well. reiteration never hurt anyone. :p



I definitely see this thread going very far. Here in canada prostitution is not allowed, however Escorts are. The way they are run is that they are a GFE (Girl Friend Experience) and you are paying for that. and whatever happens, happens. There are people who pay for the GFE to take on trips so they aren't alone, just last month my friend went to Tokyo for 4 days. All expenses paid, including her service fee.

#5 WharfRat

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 07:58 PM

There are guys from work (older guys who have previously had marriages) who also swear by hookers... They claim they are cheaper than a relationship (these guys earn upwards of 150k) as when you lose interest in them you don't have to pay them out :p

That being said, it also reminds me of the quote about Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney from Bash.org It was made about a day after Heather Mills won her legal proceedings for cash from Paul McCartney as part of their divorce settlement.

lol! Cheers for the laugh!

"Sometimes renting just makes more sense..." xD

Maybe when I get wealthy enough it will make more sense... :p

#6 ToxicS

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:06 PM

I saw a street walker epic forum a while ago, can't find the link. I'll let you know

#7 Salamanda

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:23 PM

Has no one seen 'Selling the Girl Next Door' on CNN?

They use Backpage.com to find escorts. Apparently there are plenty.

#8 DanDoesWork

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:55 PM

get a fleshlight....shit does wonders lol, as for a hooker...ya I've heard good things about CL sometimes...brothels are a sure bet

#9 SailorMoon

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:58 PM

one word for you....


AIDS




women who work in sex trades are at extremely high risk of getting STD. Are you willing to take this chance? Would you really go where hundreds or even thousands of men have gone before?


If you are, please use proper protection and have STD test done regularly.... and please be educated on the dangers of STD~~~~ ( ̄~ ̄;)

#10 ToxicS

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 08:59 PM

one word for you....


AIDS




women who work in sex trades are at extremely high risk of getting STD. Are you willing to take this chance? Would you really go where hundreds or even thousands of men have gone before?


If you are, please use proper protection and have STD test done regularly.... and please be educated on the dangers of STD~~~~ ( ̄~ ̄;)

Condoms.

#11 SailorMoon

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:06 PM

condoms do NOT protect from EVERYTHING!!!~~

#12 DanDoesWork

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:12 PM

thats the risk anytime (:

#13 SailorMoon

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:14 PM

thats the risk anytime (:


but slightly less risk for girl who has had sex with maybe 5 men than a girl who has had sex with maybe 500 men...

#14 jaredennisclark

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:21 PM

but slightly less risk for girl who has had sex with maybe 5 men than a girl who has had sex with maybe 500 men...


That's why you have sex with only virgins.

Edited by jaredennisclark, 04 March 2011 - 09:25 PM.


#15 DanDoesWork

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:33 PM

That's why you have sex with only virgins.


and dolls durrr

#16 Elindoril

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:36 PM

and dolls durrr

Body Pillows > Dolls.

#17 Ladida

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 09:39 PM

and dolls durrr


LOL!
This = Win.

Well this is one I never heard of before.. *Googles body pillow*

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 10:01 PM

I'd never pay for it; not on any ethical grounds, I just think it's a waste of money. Having said that, if someone else put up the cash, I'd have no problem with it.

Different story here though. If I open up the local paper, I'd find at least 10-15 escort agencies. Wouldn't have a clue how to find one in over there.

#19 Mr. Hobo

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 10:03 PM

Funny you should ask, I have recently come across exactly what you need, here's the site that I use whenever I want a hooker

#20 leurz

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 10:13 PM

one word for you....

AIDS

Wow, how retro

Funny you should ask, I have recently come across exactly what you need, here's the site that I use whenever I want a hooker

+1 rep. This is probably your best bet for finding the hawt call girls. Not the droopy eyed armless variety

#21 DanDoesWork

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:25 AM

LOL!
This = Win.

Well this is one I never heard of before.. *Googles body pillow*


lol thats more inline with what a woman would want not a guy ;p lol get laid dude!! no need to stress

#22 Melchoire

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:51 AM

Update: can't believe I'm saying this....just came back from a concert, got blowies! go me!!!! :D

I know this is too early to call, but I have great hopes that this thread will grow to be the most interesting of the month by far! :p

I've never hired a call girl before personally... but I had a buddy who was rather socially awkward and he swore by them. Never any bitching, never any commitment, etc.

idk about how prostitution works in canada... but at least in my neck of the woods, you could check your phone book for an "escort service". You may also try searching online for something similar. (Unless you live in some area like various counties in Nevada that have legalized prostitution)

Sorry... lost my train of thought. I'm sure I'll come back later but hopefully that will help you for now! :D

EDIT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! People posted while I was typing... oh well. reiteration never hurt anyone. :p


I'm not awkward around them, I'm just not great at pursuing girls. But tonight I learned Ecastacy and alcohol can make it really easy :p Will still consider this though...

#23 DanDoesWork

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:54 AM

Update: can't believe I'm saying this....just came back from a concert, got blowies! go me!!!! :D


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Edited by dk8932, 05 March 2011 - 01:55 AM.


#24 Melchoire

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:58 AM

It is quite understandable in your situation. My recommendation is searching the term "Escort" and your city into google. There are a number of different websites that provide reviews of a variety of girls such as terb, cerb etc, and often times they work for someone, though there are some that don't. I would recommend using one that works for someone else who employs multiple girls, as they are safer, and research the girl you want. Most prices range from 150/hh-250/hr on average, at least here in Canada anyways.

I have personally had to use an escort however I do have a very close friend of mine who is one in Toronto.

This is why I love Codex! Fuck google, I can get advice from people who are experienced. Could you tell me a little more about your friend? I've never met anyone who is friends with a prostitute.


How did she get in to it?

What does she limit herself to?

How much does she make?

Does she ever refuse her services to anyone? And if so why?


Funny you should ask, I have recently come across exactly what you need, here's the site that I use whenever I want a hooker


Okay, who the fuck is this Joseph Smith guy? Is he like their pimp?

#25 AyoForYayo

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 07:17 AM

and dolls durrr


www.realdoll.com


^
invest in one of those. I saw it on TLC


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