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#1 Strategist

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 12:56 AM

Ok guys,

It was recently brought to my attention that i have been very negligent in making myself known 'officially' here :)

HOW EMBARASSING!

So here goes:

G'day mates, my name, for those of you not yet acquainted with me, is Michael (Mike for short or Strat either way). I'm a 25 year old Aussie male from the wonderful Down Unda!

I work as a production engineer for SMR Automotive Australia. I have a wife and a wonderful 1 1/2 year old son. Most of my mates on here have already met the little man ;) those of you who havent, sucks for you ;)

I've been a part of Neo for the past 10 1/2 years and have played legit for about 10 of it lol. Recently stumbled upon this awesome site and its equally awesome members/programs after a recent run in with TNT which got my old main frozen. I thought i'd cross to the dark, yet fruitful, side of Neo's 'underworld' and am really liking where its getting me.

I have made some great friends on here already and hope to continue to make my presence known with many more. I can be sarcastic (a lot lol), kind, caring (sometimes... hardly ever, unless you're cool) and an all round generally nice bloke. Those of you whom i've interacted with so far can attest to my awesomeness haha (or utter lameness as they'll put it).

So all in all, not going to ramble on any more with a life story (although i pretty much have thus far). Great to meet you and props to the guys running the site and contributing to the programs! Keep up the excellent effort and i eagerly await more exciting new releases in the coming future!

Cheers and remember to chuck anotha shrimp on the barbie mates ;)

Mike aka Strategist

Edited by Strategist, 10 March 2011 - 12:57 AM.


#2 Tarabyte

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:00 AM

I went to Australia once. It was terrible. Rained the entire time.

I probably shouldn't have gone in winter, but I'm still holding you personally accountable for the weather when I was there 10 years ago.

Welcome to Neocodex. :)

#3 jaredennisclark

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:06 AM

Is it true that you have spiders as large as cars there in Australia?

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:56 AM

I went to Australia once. It was terrible. Rained the entire time.

I probably shouldn't have gone in winter, but I'm still holding you personally accountable for the weather when I was there 10 years ago.

Welcome to Neocodex. :)


Ahhh spewin you missed the best part of Oz! The summer time is the best :) Where bouts did you come to when ya headed down under?

Is it true that you have spiders as large as cars there in Australia?



No, entirely false........... but if you wanna get technical....


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But seriously theyre not THAT bad haha

A lot of people who have never been to Australia have the stereotypical outlook that we are an extremely dangerous country full of deadly animals lol its really not true. But to those select few whom i will not name, i know you will not listen to my pleas lol

Edited by Strategist, 10 March 2011 - 02:06 AM.


#5 Drakonid

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 02:58 AM

Being known is overrated.
Also, everyone knows most of the wildlife in Aussieland can kill you just by looking at you.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:01 AM

THE
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IS
THAT
SPIDER.

Edited by Unseen, 10 March 2011 - 03:02 AM.


#7 Georgina

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:07 AM

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I rest my case....

But Welcome ...youll allways be a noob to me <3

(I tried to be nice :whistling: )

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 04:07 AM

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I rest my case....

But Welcome ...youll allways be a noob to me <3

(I tried to be nice :whistling: )


Hahaha that's amazing :3
i want to go so i can see how big the spiders are, before it burns and floods it's self and theres nothing left!

#9 Strategist

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 04:36 AM

srsly G? lmao

Is that the BEST you can come up with? haha I lol'ed so hard at Dannii Minogue getting a mention on that map ahaha

btw the scorching desert is outta wack... needs to be left of where it is and a tad higher..... Sharks dont have lasers just razor sharp teeth..... That 'babykiller' dingo still wasnt fully uncovered as the cause of Azaria Chamerlain's death and the backpacker murderers are further south towards the desert area lmao

Whoever made that map is a douche. Plain and simple.


But thanks for the welcome guys much appreciated :D

(and G you know i kid right, ilu really haha)

#10 Nunc

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 05:52 AM

Is it true that Candle Cove is in Aust

#11 esilim

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:21 AM

hi strat
sharks with freaking lasers ftw!
great intro--nice to get a little window into your world :)

my neo story is quite similar, except for when they froze my legit acct, it took me a few years before i came back to play again thinking "i'm sure not going to put all that effort into it like LAST time"--figured that if they accused me of cheating, there must be a good way of cheating out there *somewhere*

and here it was!

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:50 AM

Hello strat, nice to meet you. I think we've chatted once in a while. Mostly welcoming each other to our store in East Indian accents.

I think we first talked when you sold me that meridell super pack :p

Don't show that picture of the spider to Lisa. She'll flip shit haha.

Hope to see you around. Trannies may or may not be involved

#13 TheUnknown

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:10 AM

You post was very enjoyable to read

#14 Strategist

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:08 PM

hi strat
sharks with freaking lasers ftw!
great intro--nice to get a little window into your world :)

my neo story is quite similar, except for when they froze my legit acct, it took me a few years before i came back to play again thinking "i'm sure not going to put all that effort into it like LAST time"--figured that if they accused me of cheating, there must be a good way of cheating out there *somewhere*

and here it was!



hey nice to meet you too. I thought i may as well try and post something half decent as opposed to something like : hi my names mike, great forum kthxbai!


Lol

hey boggart :) nice to meet you too my friend bahaha

lovin the east indian accent chats too btw.

Yeah someone tell lisa NOT to click on that spoiler haha

oh and the trannies can wait im afraid i think ive seen enough of bobby jean to last me a lifetime haha

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:38 PM

oh and the trannies can wait im afraid i think ive seen enough of bobby jean to last me a lifetime haha



OH but she wants you bad;

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#16 Tarabyte

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 01:48 PM

Ahhh spewin you missed the best part of Oz! The summer time is the best :) Where bouts did you come to when ya headed down under?


Melbourne. Didn't see one damn kangaroo. I did get a boomerang & an opal ring, though.

I doubt I'll ever go back. The plane ride was killer.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 02:38 PM

haha oh man G she turns me on so much! Ahahaha

and Tara, melbourne would have to be the worst place to come to here haha. South australia is where its at ;)

kangaroos you'll only see out bush, not roaming the streets as everyone thinks.... Haha

#18 Tarabyte

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 02:52 PM

haha oh man G she turns me on so much! Ahahaha

and Tara, melbourne would have to be the worst place to come to here haha. South australia is where its at ;)

kangaroos you'll only see out bush, not roaming the streets as everyone thinks.... Haha


We went to go visit my mom's pen pal when I was 12. I didn't really have a say in where we went.
I was hoping to see some of those little fairy penguins more than kangaroos.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 02:53 PM

guys, will you ever learn that i DON'T FREAK BECAUSE OF SPIDERS???? it's georgie godamit!

anyway, welcome here auss, behave yourself ok?

i keed, love you straty boy! would share my last hooooodie with you, i promise!

oh and of course i also have some pics for you:(!DO NOT CKLICK GEORGINA!)
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 02:55 PM

guys, will you ever learn that i DON'T FREAK BECAUSE OF SPIDERS???? it's georgie godamit!

anyway, welcome here auss, behave yourself ok?

i keed, love you straty boy! would share my last hooooodie with you, i promise!

oh and of course i also have some pics for you:

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FUCKING WARN ME

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#21 onlyme

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:01 PM

I DID! but you got the message too late xD i'm sorry dear!

EDIT: fixed that incase you come to this thread again and forgot...

Edited by onlyme, 10 March 2011 - 03:01 PM.


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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:24 PM

MORE HUGE SPIDERS WTF... I'm out of this thread -.-

#23 onlyme

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:25 PM

aw kitty cat. you don't need to go to australia if you don't want to. george and me wouldn't do either xD

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:31 PM

:o As long as the spiders don't leave Australia then.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:47 PM

Thank goodness Australia isn't connected to any other continent. FUCK I'd die if I ever crossed paths with one of THOSE monstrosities. WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THEIR SPIDERS??? It's got to be more than birds!


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