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[samcoconut]

Here's a fun game you might not have heard of. So I post a wish, and the next person posts "Your wish is granted, but..." followed by something that is ironic and makes their wish worthless, or detrimental to the wisher. This game is NOTabout winning!!
Don't double post/ corrupt your own wish, and don't intentionally make a wish that can't be corrupted.

Example:
Person 1: I wish that I had a billion dollars.
Person 2: Wish granted, but the FBI snipes you through a window for stealing a billion dollars. I wish for...

Got it? Ok, here's the first one.

I wish that I could get a free 90 inch TV off the internet totally legally.

[Karam]

Your wish is granted, but as you move your new TV into -your room- , you trip and it's now only a smashed really sad TV with the only future of being thrown into the garbage.
idk if you actually move it or hire a slave to move it, in both ways it falls.



I wish my report card only contained 100%'s from natural intelligence.

[samcoconut]

Wish granted, but the 100%'s come from another friend you paid to hack into the teacher's computer and change your scores. He later blackmails you

I wish for the ability to dream whatever I want and it appears before me.

[Tarabyte]

sam1122922226737, on 28 March 2011 - 05:13 PM, said:

Wish granted, but the 100%'s come from another friend you paid to hack into the teacher's computer and change your scores. He later blackmails you

I wish for the ability to dream whatever I want and it appears before me.

Wish granted, but all your nightmares come to life and you're constantly tormented by 10 ft. bears that shoot bees out of it's mouth.

I wish for it to be 76 degrees at all time in my back yard.

Edited by TaraTantrum, 28 March 2011 - 05:25 PM.

[samcoconut]

Wish granted, but it's always 78 degrees celcius in your backyard, which is 172 degrees Fahrenheit.

Now that this thread seems to be grinding along, I'll stay out of it more.

I wish for a program that algorithmized all my homework so as to come up with the most probable answer, thus efficiently doing my homework for me

[Georgina]

sam1122922226737, on 28 March 2011 - 05:36 PM, said:

Wish granted, but it's always 78 degrees celcius in your backyard, which is 172 degrees Fahrenheit.

Now that this thread seems to be grinding along, I'll stay out of it more.

I wish for a program that algorithmized all my homework so as to come up with the most probable answer, thus efficiently doing my homework for me

Nice game, but dont reply to every single one, thats basicly spamming a couple a day is plenty.

[WharfRat]

Georgina, on 28 March 2011 - 05:38 PM, said:

Nice game, but dont reply to every single one, thats basicly spamming a couple a day is plenty.

Topic is in Jokes and Fun stuff == no post counts. Sooo... play on my comrade!

To corrupt your wish... (wish for a program that algorithmized all my homework so as to come up with the most probable answer, thus efficiently doing my homework for me )

Your wish was granted but your computer dies.

I wish I could wake up in the morning with a Ph.D.

[Georgina]

Cody, on 28 March 2011 - 06:27 PM, said:

Topic is in Jokes and Fun stuff == no post counts. Sooo... play on my comrade!

Well you learn something new everyday!

Sorry sam - feel free to reply like crazy

[Maha]

Your wish is granted but as soon as you get that Ph.D you learn you have just been conned and that Ph.D is only Valid in Transylvania!.

I wish that i was liked by nunc...

[jonahfinn]

your wish is granted, but you soon discover that it was all a pretense in order to take away all your prized possessions.

I wish that all living animals were pokemon....

[KrawkLover]

jonahfinn, on 29 March 2011 - 05:51 AM, said:

your wish is granted, but you soon discover that it was all a pretense in order to take away all your prized possessions.

I wish that all living animals were pokemon....

cool topic

your wish is granted, but you soon discover that they were only different digits - and turned into Digimon.

I wish I could keep a Washibon as real pet.

[WharfRat]

KrawkLover, on 29 March 2011 - 05:56 AM, said:

cool topic

your wish is granted, but you soon discover that they were only different digits - and turned into Digimon.

I wish I could keep a Washibon as real pet.

Your wish is granted, but your Washibon eats you alive.

I wish I was in good physical shape.

[samcoconut]

Granted, but the definition of "good" is that of a soon-to-die cancer patient, and you die in a few days.
I wish for one thousand pounds of gourmet food in my freezer, delicious in every way.

[Tarabyte]

sam1122922226737, on 29 March 2011 - 12:06 PM, said:

Granted, but the definition of "good" is that of a soon-to-die cancer patient, and you die in a few days.
I wish for one thousand pounds of gourmet food in my freezer, delicious in every way.

Granted, but everything is packed so tight, you cant get any of it out. Ever.

I wish a long lost rich uncle left his multi-million dollar estate to me, with a special fund set up to pay the property taxes and utilities for the rest of my life.

[jaredennisclark]

TaraTantrum, on 29 March 2011 - 12:20 PM, said:

Granted, but everything is packed so tight, you cant get any of it out. Ever.

I wish a long lost rich uncle left his multi-million dollar estate to me, with a special fund set up to pay the property taxes and utilities for the rest of my life.

Granted, though you pay for a hypnosis session soon afterward in which the therapist brings forth repressed memories of that Uncle having molested and forcibly sodomized you as a young child.

I wish that the 'Jersey Shore' had never existed.

[Blackout]

jaredennisclark, on 29 March 2011 - 12:29 PM, said:

Granted, though you pay for a hypnosis session soon afterward in which the therapist brings forth repressed memories of that Uncle having molested and forcibly sodomized you as a young child.

I wish that the 'Jersey Shore' had never existed.

Wish granted, but a new show called 'Florida Shore' comes out.

I wish I had 1 Billion Neopoints, and a VWN UC Plushie Draik.

[Random]

Internet, on 29 March 2011 - 12:30 PM, said:

Wish granted, but a new show called 'Florida Shore' comes out.

I wish I had 1 Billion Neopoints, and a VWN UC Plushie Draik.

Wish granted but then you realize they are just pixels and don't matter. You stop playing.

I wish I had a sexy Jeep wrangler.

[samcoconut]

Random, on 29 March 2011 - 01:21 PM, said:

Wish granted but then you realize they are just pixels and don't matter. You stop playing.

I wish I had a sexy Jeep wrangler.

Granted, but your anthropomorphized Jeep Wrangler is a slut, and drives off to find a hotter owner.

I wish for a government program that financed 100% of my education for free.

[jonahfinn]

sam1122922226737, on 29 March 2011 - 06:01 PM, said:

Granted, but your anthropomorphized Jeep Wrangler is a slut, and drives off to find a hotter owner.

I wish for a government program that financed 100% of my education for free.

wish granted, but you what didn't realise was there was fine print saying that you'd have to pay back thrice the amount within 10 years.

I wish I could read story book characters to life.

[exclaim]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you suddenly feel the urge to read many many scary stories... nuff said

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Tarabyte]

exclaim, on 29 March 2011 - 07:00 PM, said:

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you suddenly feel the urge to read many many scary stories... nuff said

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Wish granted, but you constantly think of new things you wish for, so you're never happy with what you have.

I wish I were paid to take a vacation to Fiji once a year.

[exclaim]

Wish granted, but Fiji turns out to be a completely mosquito infested testing ground for new, totally epic fail, U.S. education systems.

I wish that I would be the luckiest person EVER.

[Puppetmaster]

exclaim, on 29 March 2011 - 07:06 PM, said:

Wish granted, but Fiji turns out to be a completely mosquito infested testing ground for new, totally epic fail, U.S. education systems.

I wish that I would be the luckiest person EVER.

Wish granted, but after winning the lottery for the 3rd time, you realize your wealth and general asshole behavior which came with it isolated everyone you loved. You slip into a deep depression and attempt to drown your sorrows with aged scotch. As a tear rolls down your cheek and fell into your glass, you look to your fireplace and see the firearms hanging above that you bought 'because I could'. You down your final drink, thinking to yourself, "why couldn't I have been like everyone else?" before pulling the trigger.

I wish I had the drive to not just do my work, but do it in a timely manner without half-assing it.

[Royce]

your drive to work causes you to forget about neocodex, having fun, and any of the joy in you life

i wish i won the lottery

[Neoquest]

Your wish is granted but you lost the winning ticket and cannot claim your prize.

I wish that I had a bright orange sleeping bag.