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[SatansCamaro]

Your wish is granted, but greenhouse gases destroy the world and Codex only rules for 8 days.


I wish money was free.

[exclaim]

Wish granted, but then you realize that if money is free, then all it is is green paper.

I wish that I owned an indestructible Lamborghini.

[mlv]

Wish granted but then someone creates a machine that can destroy anything, also indestructible Lamborghinis.

I wish I can make infinite NP.

[exclaim]

wish granted, but infinity is such an impossible sum, that any computer that tries to show it, explodes.

I wish that sarcasm was understood more often.

[mlv]

Wish granted, but I don't understand sarcasm.
I wiss I have a computer that can show infinite numbers

[jaredennisclark]

Wish granted. Sarcasm becomes so obvious that Codex is left with yet another useless smiley image. THE HORROR!

I wish YouTube had never existed.

[exclaim]

mlv, on 30 March 2011 - 02:08 PM, said:

Wish granted, but I don't understand sarcasm.
I wiss I have a computer that can show infinite numbers

Nice one! Lol.

[mlv]

jaredennisclark, on 30 March 2011 - 02:09 PM, said:

I wish YouTube had never existed.

Your wish is granted, but a man who loved YouTube creates another site that's exactly the same, with the difference that this new one it's called MeTube.

I wish that Glee or TVD doesn't take so many breaks.

Edited by mlv, 30 March 2011 - 02:17 PM.

[Blackout]

exclaim, on 30 March 2011 - 01:41 PM, said:

Wish granted, but it becomes over-account-protective and makes it take a couple of hours just to login.

I wish that Neocodex ruled the world.

Wish granted, but sadly a group of hackers take over and now the world is ruled by no-life 40 year old perverts who watch us in showers all day.

I wish I knew the answer to every Mystery Pic soon as it came out.

[Volition]

Internet, on 30 March 2011 - 02:18 PM, said:

Wish granted, but sadly a group of hackers take over and now the world is ruled by no-life 40 year old perverts who watch us in showers all day.

I wish I knew the answer to every Mystery Pic soon as it came out.

Just as tnt decides to discontinue the mystery pic competition.

I wish i could sing as well as Rebecca Black...LOL

[jaredennisclark]

exclaim, on 30 March 2011 - 01:52 PM, said:

I wish that I owned an indestructible Lamborghini.

mlv, on 30 March 2011 - 02:02 PM, said:

Wish granted but then someone creates a machine that can destroy anything, also indestructible Lamborghinis.

I wish I can make infinite NP.

exclaim, on 30 March 2011 - 02:06 PM, said:

wish granted, but infinity is such an impossible sum, that any computer that tries to show it, explodes.

mlv, on 30 March 2011 - 02:08 PM, said:

I wiss I have a computer that can show infinite numbers

jaredennisclark, on 30 March 2011 - 02:09 PM, said:

I wish YouTube had never existed.

mlv, on 30 March 2011 - 02:16 PM, said:

Your wish is granted, but a man who loved YouTube creates another site that's exactly the same, with the difference that this new one it's called MeTube.

So many contradictions and impossibilities! I give up!

Edited by jaredennisclark, 30 March 2011 - 02:22 PM.

[SatansCamaro]

Your wish has been granted, after you give up you realize it's a mistake and do it over again.

I wish I could control time.

[ilovepolkadots]

SatansCamaro, on 30 March 2011 - 02:47 PM, said:

Your wish has been granted, after you give up you realize it's a mistake and do it over again.

I wish I could control time.

wish granted, you are now able to change the time on any type of clock !

i wish i succeeded at everything i attempted

[Georgina]

ilovepolkadots, on 30 March 2011 - 05:48 PM, said:

wish granted, you are now able to change the time on any type of clock !

i wish i succeeded at everything i attempted

Wish granted, but because you are so awesome all the time your life seems worthless with the lack of effort needed to achieve things so you attempt suicide and are obviously successful.

I wish for more kittens in the world.

Edited by Georgina, 30 March 2011 - 06:05 PM.

[Tarabyte]

Georgina, on 30 March 2011 - 06:01 PM, said:

Wish granted, but because you are so awesome all the time your life seems worthless with the lack of effort needed to achieve things so you attempt suicide and are obviously successful.

I wish for more kittens in the world.

Wish granted, but the world is soon over-run by kittens. One breed of kittens adapts to sea life, and the world's food supplies dwindle rapidly. The world is left facing a terrible decision: kill adorable kittens, or perish. The world is left empty and desolate except for the padded footsteps of humanity's doom. Scratched deep in walls, and spray painted on bridges everywhere are the words, "They're just so cute!" in the location's customary language.

I wish we could all just get along.

Edited by TaraTantrum, 30 March 2011 - 09:49 PM.

[Lallard]

TaraTantrum, on 30 March 2011 - 09:48 PM, said:

Wish granted, but the world is soon over-run by kittens. One breed of kittens adapts to sea life, and the world's food supplies dwindle rapidly. The world is left facing a terrible decision: kill adorable kittens, or perish. The world is left empty and desolate except for the padded footsteps of humanity's doom. Scratched deep in walls, and spray painted on bridges everywhere are the words, "They're just so cute!" in the location's customary language.

I wish we could all just get along.

Finally, a fun topic.

Wish granted, but then everyone finds out that the earth only has a week left before a massive asteroid hits the planet.

I wish I can see through walls.

[Puppetmaster]

Lallard, on 31 March 2011 - 07:30 AM, said:

Finally, a fun topic.

Wish granted, but then everyone finds out that the earth only has a week left before a massive asteroid hits the planet.

I wish I can see through walls.

Granted, but after one week of seeing old, overweight men masturbate, you can see no other way to end this pain than to gouge your own eyes out.

I wish all my responses weren't so damn morbid.

[samcoconut]

Granted, but your wishes become so cute and cuddly that you commit suicide.

I wish for the musical talents of Beethoven.

[Viffyy]

sam1122922226737, on 31 March 2011 - 12:02 PM, said:

I wish for the musical talents of Beethoven.

Granted, but like Beetoven, you become deaf and can't hear any of it nor any compliments. Then everyone who enjoyed your music also becomes deaf, so only people who dislike your music can hear it. And they all hate you.

I wish for 2 ducks.

[ilovepolkadots]

Viffyy, on 31 March 2011 - 12:09 PM, said:

I wish for 2 ducks.

wish granted...

Spoiler

i wish i could make anything grow

[Viffyy]

ilovepolkadots, on 31 March 2011 - 12:34 PM, said:

wish granted...

Spoiler

That made me tear up a little

[samcoconut]

Granted, but you have no control over the growth. You command your boobs to grow, and they grow so big, they explode. You bleed out.

I wish for a lead lined refrigerator so I can live through a nuclear explosion.

[Lallard]

sam1122922226737, on 31 March 2011 - 08:01 PM, said:

Granted, but you have no control over the growth. You command your boobs to grow, and they grow so big, they explode. You bleed out.

I wish for a lead lined refrigerator so I can live through a nuclear explosion.

Granted, but after surviving the nuclear apocalypse you end up being the only living thing left alive.

I wish I had the ability to switch bodies with somebody at will for a short period of time.

[GeorgeBright]

Lallard, on 31 March 2011 - 08:30 PM, said:

Granted, but after surviving the nuclear apocalypse you end up being the only living thing left alive.

I wish I had the ability to switch bodies with somebody at will for a short period of time.

Wish granted, but when you switch bodies with a celebrity, you die in a horrible plane crash. There are no survivors.

I wish I had the power of teleportation.

[esilim]

Granted, but you have no control over to where you teleport, and you keep ending up in the middle of goatse photo shoots.

I wish I had 27 hours every day, while the rest of the world still had 24.

Edited by quogarasrevenge, 31 March 2011 - 10:47 PM.