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#1 Sweeney

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:49 PM

Presented with a short footnote:



Chat about this, generally.

#2 Neoquest

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:52 PM

Ummmmm, what? Maybe he has short term memory loss.

#3 Waser Lave

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:55 PM

It looks very similar to the fork I use to get crumbs out of the toaster while it's switched on, you should test my theory out.

#4 Sweeney

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:56 PM

Ummmmm, what? Maybe he has short term memory loss.

He?

And put this back in General, whoever shuftied this off here.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:59 PM

He?

And put this back in General, whoever shuftied this off here.


Well, from his facial features I have come to the conclusion that he is male.

Edited by dower, 17 April 2011 - 02:59 PM.


#6 Waser Lave

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 02:59 PM

He?

And put this back in General, whoever shuftied this off here.


You ain't the boss of me. :x3:

#7 Sweeney

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:00 PM

It looks very similar to the fork I use to get crumbs out of the toaster while it's switched on, you should test my theory out.

I have a spoon for that.

You ain't the boss of me. :x3:

*commanding glare*
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#8 Waser Lave

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:01 PM

Moved back, just put the spork down.

#9 Sweeney

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:02 PM

Well, from his facial features I have come to the conclusion that he is male.

Yes, but traditionally you'd use the second person when talking to someone...

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:02 PM

I have a spoon for that.


*commanding glare*
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Yeahhhhh.


We have a mystery teaspoon. Whenever I go to make a cup of tea, it's sat there by the kettle waiting for me and it's always clean. I think maybe the bunny has learnt to make tea but hasn't mastered stirring yet.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:05 PM

Yeahhhhh.


We have a mystery teaspoon. Whenever I go to make a cup of tea, it's sat there by the kettle waiting for me and it's always clean. I think maybe the bunny has learnt to make tea but hasn't mastered stirring yet.


Haha, we always have one of those next to our coffee maker, or a larger spoon sitting next to the stove for cooking, but a fork?

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:06 PM

Yes, but traditionally you'd use the second person when talking to someone...


Touche.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:11 PM

Haha, we always have one of those next to our coffee maker, or a larger spoon sitting next to the stove for cooking, but a fork?

But it's only me and the Boy and he doesn't drink tea or coffee and I don't leave clean teaspoons lying around...:( Either we have a ghost or it's that damn bunny.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:25 PM

But it's only me and the Boy and he doesn't drink tea or coffee and I don't leave clean teaspoons lying around...:( Either we have a ghost or it's that damn bunny.


That's creepy!

I have a feeling the culprit in my house is my mom, even though she's the one constantly nagging us to put our dirty dishes in the dishwasher. <_<

#15 Waser Lave

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:26 PM

But it's only me and the Boy and he doesn't drink tea or coffee and I don't leave clean teaspoons lying around...:( Either we have a ghost or it's that damn bunny.


Or one of you is having an affair with some bitch/bastard who has no teaspoon manners.

That damn bunny. <_<

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:29 PM

Or one of you is having an affair with some bitch/bastard who has no teaspoon manners.

That damn bunny. <_<

But why would it be clean...? This has been the bane of my life for months now (not much happens in my life at the minute). If someone had used it, I'd be less bewildered but no, it's always clean and dry. It makes no sense. Unless the bunny knows it should stir its tea but hasn't mastered spoon usage.




#17 Waser Lave

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:39 PM

But why would it be clean...? This has been the bane of my life for months now (not much happens in my life at the minute). If someone had used it, I'd be less bewildered but no, it's always clean and dry. It makes no sense. Unless the bunny knows it should stir its tea but hasn't mastered spoon usage.


Maybe they lick it clean after using it?

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 03:54 PM

I think he should come and wash my dishes too.

#19 Sweeney

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:04 PM

I think he should come and wash my dishes too.

Only if that's a euphemism.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:05 PM

I think he should come and wash my dishes too.

He does it so speedily.

#21 Waser Lave

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:08 PM

Only if that's a euphemism.


He does it so speedily.


Perhaps a visit to the doctor will help with that if it happens when washing his own dishes?

#22 Sweeney

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:10 PM

Perhaps a visit to the doctor will help with that if it happens when washing his own dishes?

I have pills.

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:13 PM

Obviously that fork is lying on the ground somewhere out of sight, you step on it and it happens to fly exactly into that spot every time. The only explanation.

#24 Waser Lave

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:19 PM

I have pills.


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Got to love that powerball technology.

#25 Sweeney

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Posted 17 April 2011 - 04:25 PM

Got to love that powerball technology.

I was under the impression that powerballs were the problem...


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