Did you hide your boner?
#26
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:09 AM
#27
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:10 AM
if they're shy make them feel good for giving you a boner then ask them if they wanna poke it
if they're not ask them if they wanna fuck
Kudos to you good sir! Exactly what i was thinkin' when i turned 16...
#28
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:10 AM
You know saying stop it maha stop, actually sounds funny. Also... I would hate it for you to commit that on yourself... So go find Sweeney...
#29
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:10 AM
Does Maha really think he is clever? He doesn't even capitalise his I's...
I don't capitalize them since people get confused with L's.
#30
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:13 AM
That's just retarded, only people who can't read would mistake them for an "L".I don't capitalize them since people get confused with L's.
You're not clever, and there is no need to reply to every post in this thread.
So damn glad this is chit-chat.
#31
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:16 AM
That's just retarded, only people who can't read would mistake them for an "L".
You're not clever, and there is no need to reply to every post in this thread.
So damn glad this is chit-chat.
Simple explanation below, if you don't get it then GTFO!
#32
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:17 AM
Apparently, I have been proven wrong about this.
(Before you correct my grammar maha, I didn't capitalize your name cause I deemed it unworthy of capitalization.)
#33
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:19 AM
I do believe that it has already been done, and those poor husky wolves ran away with their tails in-between their legs whimpering like my mum when my dad hit her... ... So i will save you the time and say no to that question...
Husky wolves are pussies. I meant my Cerberus.
#34
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:21 AM
I never thought it was possible for me to find maha more annoying that I already did.
Apparently, I have been proven wrong about this.
(Before you correct my grammar maha, I didn't capitalize your name cause I deemed it unworthy of capitalization.)
I agree, don't capitalize it. It looks sexier in lower-case.
#35
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:22 AM
But, but, but... Do i have to? Being a boner is so much more fun than having one!
So you're a dick? Interesting.
lmfao he's trolling you all so bad. weaklings.
#36
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:24 AM
Husky wolves are pussies. I meant my Cerberus.
Cerberus wouldn't hurt me, i loves him. He loves me.
Nuff' said.
So you're a dick? Interesting.
lmfao he's trolling you all so bad. weaklings.
I probably am a dick in many ways. Also, i find myself interesting, so thank you for showing me i ain't the only one.
Also... I am trolling you guys?
ORLY?
#37
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:25 AM
Cerberus wouldn't hurt me, i loves him. He loves me.
Nuff' said.
You are incapable of being loved, that's why your parents beat you. I'm sorry.
I probably am a dick in many ways. Also, i find myself interesting, so thank you for showing me i ain't the only one.
So you find dicks interesting? Interesting.
Edited by oreo12, 07 May 2011 - 03:25 AM.
#38
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:28 AM
You are incapable of being loved, that's why your parents beat you. I'm sorry.
So you find dicks interesting? Interesting.
How'd you know they did that to me! Tell me?
Also... I am very capable of love, giving and receiving. Online however i am anal retentive.
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Also... Yes, i'm sorta bi-sexual... BUT... I ain't, Its awkward. I get turned on by men and chicks but all of my sexual experiences only seem to work with females.Is there something wrong with me?
Edited by Maha, 07 May 2011 - 03:29 AM.
#39
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:29 AM
I will go home now...
Also... Yes, i'm sorta bi-sexual... BUT... I ain't, Its awkward. I get turned on by men and chicks but all of my sexual experiences only seem to work with females.Is there something wrong with me?
You have Beiber Fever, obviously.
#40
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:31 AM
I will go home now...
Also... Yes, i'm sorta bi-sexual... BUT... I ain't, Its awkward. I get turned on by men and chicks but all of my sexual experiences only seem to work with females.Is there something wrong with me?
Either a. you're saying that your a pussy (ie: weakling) or b, your trying to say your as awesome as cats.
I'll only agree with you if you say it's A.
How'd you know they did that to me! Tell me?
Also... I am very capable of love, giving and receiving. Online however i am anal retentive.
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That sounds a Hell of a lot like my ex. You were annoying anyways, so hitting the "block" button won't hurt me any at all.
#41
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:34 AM
How'd you know they did that to me! Tell me?
Also... I am very capable of love, giving and receiving. Online however i am anal retentive.
Don't ever question me! And you like anal? Gross.
Edited by oreo12, 07 May 2011 - 03:34 AM.
#42
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:34 AM
Either a. you're saying that your a pussy (ie: weakling) or b, your trying to say your as awesome as cats.
I'll only agree with you if you say it's A.
That sounds a Hell of a lot like my ex. You were annoying anyways, so hitting the "block" button won't hurt me any at all.
Hmmm.... Lemme see... I already stated i was a dick, so... Being a pussy would be difficult... So ill go with option (b)....
Also... Blocking me won't stop you from reading this... also... I apologize for being so horribly annoying to you, i am not trying to be. I am merely having a nice time on this thread.
#43
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:36 AM
Hmmm.... Lemme see... I already stated i was a dick, so... Being a pussy would be difficult... So ill go with option (b)....
Also... Blocking me won't stop you from reading this... also... I apologize for being so horribly annoying to you, i am not trying to be. I am merely having a nice time on this thread.
Oh my god you're a hermy now? No wonder your parents hate you.
#44
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:38 AM
Don't ever question me! And you like anal? Gross.
I did use the word RETENTIVE with the word ANAL... DERP...
Oh my god you're a hermy now? No wonder your parents hate you.
Nah, Hermy's aren't my thing. Also, my parent's hate me cus i am a total ass to them in nearly every way.
#45
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:40 AM
I did use the word RETENTIVE with the word ANAL... DERP...
Ugh, I know you like anal, no need to repeat yourself. It's disgusting, have some class you monster!
I did use the word RETENTIVE with the word ANAL... DERP...
Nah, Hermy's aren't my thing. Also, my parent's hate me cus i am a total ass to them in nearly every way.
I see parents and ass in the same sentence. JESUS CHRIST you are repulsive.
#46
Posted 07 May 2011 - 03:43 AM
Ugh, I know you like anal, no need to repeat yourself. It's disgusting, have some class you monster!
Well in all honesty, i have not once tried it. If i did, it would be my gf using her dildo... BUT, i aint tryin it till im so old my anus will just open up without warning.
Also... I wouldn't say people who enjoy anal sex don't have class. People get bored with the more conventional means by which love is made. Only positive about anal is that you won't be gettin pregnant anytime soon...
I see parents and ass in the same sentence. JESUS CHRIST you are repulsive.
Agreed.
Hey! Also.. Whoever wanted me to blow them before, here is what happened the last time i did that to someone o.o
#47
Posted 07 May 2011 - 06:18 AM
#48
Posted 07 May 2011 - 12:25 PM
I think it's already too late to save this topic.Holy hell stop it kids. Let's get back to talking about boners.
#49
Posted 07 May 2011 - 12:30 PM
Boners are great!
Boners are things that you can make!
Take off your Shirt and bounce about...
You've now made a boner...
Somewhere... Somehow...
Edited by Maha, 07 May 2011 - 12:36 PM.
#50
Posted 07 May 2011 - 12:33 PM
Boners are good!
Boners are great!
Boners are thinks that you can make!
Take of your Shirt and bounce about...
You've now made a boner...
Somewhere... Somehow...
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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