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[Amagius]

To give you a taste of what I'm driving at, watch "Herman Cain Does Pokemon 2000". I await: https://www.youtube....h?v=Dvq2tha6heU

But, the real piece of evidence I wish to submit is this exposé from The Rachel Maddow Show, October 4th.



I believe that Herman Cain is a performance artist. Most candidates would not get away with misattributing a Pokemon movie's lyrics as inspirational reflections and still get to be a front-runner. Just watch the clip above.

• Sim City created the concept of the "9-9-9 Plan" first.
  
• When accused of being the "flavor of the month", he called himself Häagen-Dazs Black Walnut--too good to disappear. Häagen-Dazs Black Walnut is not an extant product.
  
• He either easily becomes belligerent, believes that being raped is one's own choice, or is able to support a woman's choice and pro-life sentiments at the same time.
  
• His book is called This Is Herman Cain!
  
• His foreign policy gaffes (Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan, one page foreign briefings).
  
• He sings.
  
• His commercials are... I don't know. The Cain Train was bad, but his newest commercial is near ridiculous. His pedophiliac smile is interrupted only by chickens and awkwardly placed smoking shots.

Do you think Herman Cain is a performance artist? If he was, what type of art do you think his favorite would be? Do you think he would make an analogy to Häagen-Dazs?
How do you feel about Herman Cain's policies? What do you make of the '9-9-9' Plan? Did you play Sim City? Did you find it to be fun, or only playable for "a few hours"? Do you think Herman Cain stole his economic policy from Electronic Arts? Sid Meier or Will Wright?
Do you like pizza?
Do you think this belongs in the debate section? If not, where would you put it? Do you ever dream of being a moderator?
Last one: If you could choose someone to be President of the United States (residents only!!), appointed and such, who would it be?

[Kyle]

Ron Paul is the answer

[Bone]

[Waser Lave]

Kyle, on 09 November 2011 - 09:25 AM, said:

Ron Paul is the answer

To which question?

[Amagius]

Waser Lave, on 09 November 2011 - 12:12 PM, said:

To which question?

Who wants to destroy the EPA, the Federal Reserve, the minimum wage and fiat money?
Who will never be the President?
Who is an OB/GYN?

[Kats]

I always thought of him as a big freaking joke, but not literally. I always would think, "Is this guy for real??"
What is the purpose of a satirical candidate? To show how idiotic the public can be when it comes to politics? Well we already knew that..


also, I hope this link works:

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/696a

so freaking funny.

Edited by Kats, 09 November 2011 - 07:07 PM.

[Jakerz]

I find all the republican candidates to be a joke, I watch their debates to get a good laugh sometimes Herman Cain is probably the best, with his joke about electrifying the Mexicans (which might not be a joke, stay tuned), and the whole sex scandal thing going on

Although with Perry's performance in tonights debate, he's a close second

[Bone]

Jakerz, on 09 November 2011 - 07:59 PM, said:

Herman Cain is probably the best, with his joke about electrifying the Mexicans (which might not be a joke, stay tuned),

UBEKI-BEKI-BEKI-STAN-STAN was his best joke, imo.


There's just so much potential!

TURKMENI-MENI-MENI-STAN-STAN
TAJIKI-JIKI-JIKI-STAN-STAN

Hilarious. I'll be sure to take note, in case I ever decide to launch a presidential campaign.
This man is a genius.

[Jakerz]

Bone, on 09 November 2011 - 08:13 PM, said:

UBEKI-BEKI-BEKI-STAN-STAN was his best joke, imo.


There's just so much potential!

TURKMENI-MENI-MENI-STAN-STAN
TAJIKI-JIKI-JIKI-STAN-STAN

Hilarious. I'll be sure to take note, in case I ever decide to launch a presidential campaign.
This man is a genius.

I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT! hahahaha dang

[ToxicS]

Apparently he was also involved in a big scandal as well.
http://atlantapost.c...at-herman-cain/

So he's not just a performance artist, but a con artist as well.