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Hilarious funny quotes

Started by funnyjenny, Nov 23 2011 10:21 AM

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#1 funnyjenny

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:21 AM

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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Edited by funnyjenny, 23 November 2011 - 10:22 AM.

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#2 MsRose

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:24 AM

Be careful what links you click, especially ones from members we don't know.

Edited by MsRose, 23 November 2011 - 10:28 AM.

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#3 Sida

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:25 AM

3 made me laugh xD

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#4 Musician

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:49 AM

I laughed at #3 as well. x)
The links look safe, but I'm still iffy about clicking it.

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#5 MsRose

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:54 AM

I laughed at #3 as well. x)
The links look safe, but I'm still iffy about clicking it.

I'm not sure if it is or isn't, but I wanted to give a fair warning :3

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#6 Sida

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:55 AM

The links are fine.

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#7 Musician

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Posted 23 November 2011 - 10:58 AM

11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

18. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

15. You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Trolololol. xD

Thanks for checking, Sida.