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[hether]

• What the fuck?

• There is a Kau Kau Farm that manufactures Neopia's milk, yet Kaus do not have udders. Not to mention Kaus drink this milk, and "Kauboys" are actually Kaus. Do Kaus keep farms of their own species? Ranchurbation? Are the milk-producing Kaus peoples' pets that get paid for their services, or are they enslaved to work from birth? Is it just the females? Is it possible that the milk is just artificial stuff, and Kau Kau Farms is only a brand name?

• Some pets stay adults forever, some stay old forever, some stay babies forever. When pets are "born" they're adults. They have to wait until after "birth" to become babies. 99.999% don't age, and none ever die. Okay?

• Is TNT printing out our help tickets and using them to clean up after their daily circle jerks?

• What if the Hughman had been voted in as the April Fools pet?

• How exactly do special Paint Brushes, such as the Faerie Paint Brush, work? Are there chemicals in the paint that are soaked into your pet's bloodstream (through the skin) causing its genetic makeup to be altered, and in turn, wings to sprout?

• Are Neopets still evolving? Or devolving?

• Why don't these pets look like this now?

• Where are their wearables?

• Strange animals with slightly human appearances once had jobs as Neopian shopkeepers. Were they all killed off?

• Can I keep this little guy forever?

• Should you have knocked first?

• He needs American dollars rather than Neopoints... why?

• Why doesn't my Maraquan Uni have a rack like that?

• Why does my netbook look like this? ):

• Hello!

[Pikachuu]

OMG....i cant...stop laughing

[Therion]

Haether, on 03 December 2011 - 10:19 PM, said:

• He needs American dollars rather than Neopoints... why?

That could be any currency that uses $ as it's sign. That could also be pesos, canadian dollars, australian dollars, or new zealand dollars.

[hether]

Therion, on 03 December 2011 - 10:30 PM, said:

That could be any currency that uses $ as it's sign. That could also be pesos, canadian dollars, australian dollars, or new zealand dollars.

You're right, but still not NP. Poor guy was dumped into the real world /:

[Protoman]

lol!!!! The uni part is what finally got me

[Therion]

Haether, on 03 December 2011 - 10:32 PM, said:

You're right, but still not NP. Poor guy was dumped into the real world /:

The harsh wasteland of reality is probably what drove him to poorly written sign begging. I know I would have trouble accepting a third dimension and seeing my brothers forced to beat each other senseless by children for entertainment.

[Ladida]

I loved that Uni's boobs They even drew cleavage!

[nymh]

Haether, on 03 December 2011 - 10:19 PM, said:

• How exactly do special Paint Brushes, such as the Faerie Paint Brush, work? Are there chemicals in the paint that are soaked into your pet's bloodstream (through the skin) causing its genetic makeup to be altered, and in turn, wings to sprout?

So, a little fun fact about me. When I first started playing Neo long long ago, I was disgusted at the idea of "painting" your pets. I thought it was cruel and inhumane, and swore to never do it. That was back when I had a naive and innocent view of the world.
Then I realized that pet painting is only the start.

We make them fight each other


Our pets can be starving for months or years and never die. How horrible must that feel to have an insatiable hunger and an owner who neglects to fulfill it...

Neo is constantly bombarded by sexy faeries.




These faeries are all women, and are always asking us for shit. Some of it is pretty expensive, too. My questions about this are:

• Where are the male faeries?
• Where is the sex that these faeries are obviously asking for?

I kind of imagine Neopets a little like Disneyworld, with all these happy benevolent faeries and smiling shopkeepers that keep the place as PC and fun as possible for the adoring 12 year olds, but when their shift is over they are normal just like you and me. They wipe the smile off their face, walk out the cleverly disguised back door and through the underground network of tunnels to drive home to their crappy apartment, get drunk and watch TV until they fall asleep.
Tell me that guy doesn't go home and get plastered.



Another thing that I often ponder on... Food made out of pets.

Blumaroo Steak

Zesty Zafara Burrito

Skeith Burger


Just to name a few. The meat in these items is obviously from Neopets. However we try to kill them, by starving or battling, our pets never die. So where does this meat come from? Do they have special slaughterhouses to kill and butcher former pets, or perhaps unadopted/uncreated animals that never made the cut to become pets?


And my last question:

WTF?

[Turnip]

Haether, on 03 December 2011 - 10:19 PM, said:

• Is TNT printing out our help tickets and using them to clean up after their daily circle jerks?

Ok, I shouldn't be laughing this hard~ Heheheheh ♥ Wouldn't be surprised if they are!


Also damn, I'm not furry but that Mara Uni does have a pretty nice rack :3c

[Hydrange]

Oh but Neopets do die, or if not what are Ghost and Zombie pets? And what about the nurse Acara skeleton of Tale of Woe?
I doubt the Zesty zafara burrito is made out of zarafas, they are bigger than that, and baby zafaras are a lighter tone of blue and have not developed the spikes on the back. They are either some kind of weird food in the shape of a zafara (like those cute obento hello kitty lunchboxes) or a midget zafara born with genetic disorders. About the Skeith burger, it does not necessarily contain Skeith meat, which does not mean it may contain other Neopets meat, I see it as a burger made for Skeiths, which is made of, we will never know, Skeiths eat everything. There's Lupe treats made of Chia meat, everyone knows it. And we have the techo claw:


And the Grundo toe



Which come from mutilated pets.

And about ageing, in the Tale of Woe we can see Sophie as a small child, and she has parents and brothers. I don't know how does it work tho, since Sophie's brothers are a Lupe and a Gelert, and her parents are a Zafara and a Skeith, and she is an Ixi...

And WTF

Edited by Hydrange, 04 December 2011 - 06:55 AM.

[Yeliza]

ha! I never thought about these things in neopets! Now i will see anything there wierd.

[hether]

nymh, on 04 December 2011 - 05:55 AM, said:

Neo is constantly bombarded by sexy faeries.




These faeries are all women, and are always asking us for shit. Some of it is pretty expensive, too. My questions about this are:

• Where are the male faeries?
• Where is the sex that these faeries are obviously asking for?

I kind of imagine Neopets a little like Disneyworld, with all these happy benevolent faeries and smiling shopkeepers that keep the place as PC and fun as possible for the adoring 12 year olds, but when their shift is over they are normal just like you and me. They wipe the smile off their face, walk out the cleverly disguised back door and through the underground network of tunnels to drive home to their crappy apartment, get drunk and watch TV until they fall asleep.
Tell me that guy doesn't go home and get plastered.

The DIsney World thing oh my gosh. D:
Have some wholesome, clean photographs of faeries:

pics from another forum -


This ashamed-looking Striped Eyrie here is considered very handsome and desirable by the ladies of Neopia, despite the fact that he's gay. The Water Faerie is too horny to respect his sexuality and boundaries.
There are no male Faeries, only TNT's male staffers, who created the faeries only to pleasure them on the weekends when they're "too busy" to put out New Features.

[James]

Female Faerie:


Male Faerie:

I can see why there aren't male faeries.

[Bone]

Hydrange, on 04 December 2011 - 06:54 AM, said:

Oh but Neopets do die, or if not what are Ghost and Zombie pets? And what about the nurse Acara skeleton of Tale of Woe?
I doubt the Zesty zafara burrito is made out of zarafas, they are bigger than that, and baby zafaras are a lighter tone of blue and have not developed the spikes on the back. They are either some kind of weird food in the shape of a zafara (like those cute obento hello kitty lunchboxes) or a midget zafara born with genetic disorders. About the Skeith burger, it does not necessarily contain Skeith meat, which does not mean it may contain other Neopets meat, I see it as a burger made for Skeiths, which is made of, we will never know, Skeiths eat everything. There's Lupe treats made of Chia meat, everyone knows it. And we have the techo claw:


And the Grundo toe



Which come from mutilated pets.

More importantly, the Moehog Skull...

[hether]

Bone, on 04 December 2011 - 11:07 AM, said:

More importantly, the Moehog Skull...

Oh god. They didn't even try to make it look like one of those candy skulls.

[James]

Bone, on 04 December 2011 - 11:07 AM, said:

More importantly, the Moehog Skull...

I like how the eyes are inside the skull.

[Pavement]

Cold, on 04 December 2011 - 10:57 AM, said:

Female Faerie:


Male Faerie:

I can see why there aren't male faeries.

fuck. rep'd

[punkrockbigmouth]

Cold, on 04 December 2011 - 10:57 AM, said:

Male Faerie:

Boggart? Zat choo?

[Turnip]

Cold, on 04 December 2011 - 10:57 AM, said:

Female Faerie:
Male Faerie:
I can see why there aren't male faeries.

Heheh~ Here's a male faerie out in the wild, oh god someone kill it D:

[hether]

Cold, on 04 December 2011 - 10:57 AM, said:

Female Faerie:


Male Faerie:

I can see why there aren't male faeries.

Turnip, on 04 December 2011 - 12:45 PM, said:

Heheh~ Here's a male faerie out in the wild, oh god someone kill it D:

I didn't think it was possible for that sort of noise to come out of my mouth

[Yeliza]

I can see why there aren't any male fairies now.... scary pic.

[hether]

So some pets do die. Huh.

[Therion]

nymh, on 04 December 2011 - 05:55 AM, said:

These faeries are all women, and are always asking us for shit. Some of it is pretty expensive, too.

This is just preparing the young boys on the site for becoming men. Lesson learned is a woman is going to ask you for things, and you better give them to her or no 'stat increase' for you.

nymh, on 04 December 2011 - 05:55 AM, said:

Another thing that I often ponder on... Food made out of pets.

Blumaroo Steak

Zesty Zafara Burrito

Skeith Burger


Just to name a few. The meat in these items is obviously from Neopets. However we try to kill them, by starving or battling, our pets never die. So where does this meat come from? Do they have special slaughterhouses to kill and butcher former pets, or perhaps unadopted/uncreated animals that never made the cut to become pets?

You're assuming the pets are dead when they get eaten.They're always feeling. Always knowing, no matter how small the pieces of their once material form become.

[gummis]

Okay I think we gotta clear some things up. Fairies actually have 3 sex chromosomes and any trace of a y, they become a dude. Since this is really rare, most are females. The fairy Queen is not an actual royal Queen. She is the Ru Paul type queen and is totally fabulous, and this is why there are more fairies. He/she is very reluctant to reproduce because he/she is totally into the yaoi scene and is waiting for a handsome prince to say that it's okay because it's you. However, he/she still has a harem because they're the only dude around, despite the cross-dressing.

Still, the other fairies are kept in bondage because of their own inadequacies. Very few of them have managed to overthrow the fairy version of the titans (i.e. Queen, Fire, Air, Earth, Dark, Light). Sometimes the new offspring of the "Queen," and the other fairies make it in the panthenon (i.e. Space, Soup, Battle). See, the "Queen," does not like the competition and knows that one day a new fairy will be born that will over throw him/her so he/she bottles new fairies and hands them out for random events and scorchy slots. So when Zeus fairy is born and hidden by what I think is the Earth Fairy, we will eventually get much stranger fairies like Divine Retribution Fairy, Wicked Crossroads Fairy, and "Queen," of the Underworld fairy. Since this is a kids game, TNT totally helps the Fairy "Queen," because they never want to draw the animation for that freaking drunk Fairy with a lyre and OMG he just passed out in his own vomit.

[hether]

I can't be the only one that's noticed this.

gummis, on 13 December 2011 - 06:36 AM, said:

Okay I think we gotta clear some things up. Fairies actually have 3 sex chromosomes and any trace of a y, they become a dude. Since this is really rare, most are females. The fairy Queen is not an actual royal Queen. She is the Ru Paul type queen and is totally fabulous, and this is why there are more fairies. He/she is very reluctant to reproduce because he/she is totally into the yaoi scene and is waiting for a handsome prince to say that it's okay because it's you. However, he/she still has a harem because they're the only dude around, despite the cross-dressing...

that was beautiful, my friend.