Why would you insult me then immediately follow with no offense?
I mean I know you're trying to learn how to troll but that is not how it works.
From my point of view, the troll is successful at being successfully successful as a troll by trolling. He did make you reply in the way he wanted.
Will this get pinned? This will make referring the new members to guides much easier, but this will need constant updates as new guides are being made =/