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#76 Yung

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:10 PM

I pee off my porch all the time, that's a little different than peeing in the sink or shitting in the shower though :p

#77 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:13 PM

Also, cooter is officially my new fave word! Was cunt, but cooter is fucking win!


Coincidentally, it's also a type of turtle.

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#78 Jewbert

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:15 PM

Oh god lol, you reminded me if the time I was so drunk I managed to overcome my fear of heights and piss off the top of a multistory parking deck ._.

Also, cooter is officially my new fave word! Was cunt, but cooter is fucking win!


You will do some crazy shit if you have to pee whilst drunk. && I did it multiple times. I'm just glad there was no one on the ground when I did it. I checked. I think. O.o

#79 McAwesome

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:16 PM

Have you ever shat while taking a shower?

#80 Jewbert

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:19 PM

Have you ever shat while taking a shower?


That's just disgusting.

#81 McAwesome

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:32 PM

That's just disgusting.


Some people I know beg to differ.

Yeah, I have some whacked up friends. :/

#82 Jewbert

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 06:52 PM

Lol! I was known thereafter that incident as "oh shit, you're the chick that peed on me!" so you can imagine what happened..


Oh no! That sucks! I've gotten a few injuries from being drunk, the worst being burning my leg on the thing our fire was contained in. It was metal.
Anyway, off topic! Oops!

Some people I know beg to differ.

Yeah, I have some whacked up friends. :/


So they don't think mashing poop down the shower drain with their fingers is disgusting? -gag-

#83 Stebo

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 07:12 PM

Yes, nearly every morning. It's the environmentally right thing to do.

#84 Irradium

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 10:40 PM

tl;dr

Nope. However, I did once piss in/on a plant pot filled up with fag butts, if you want to count that? :p

#85 McAwesome

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:26 AM

So they don't think mashing poop down the shower drain with their fingers is disgusting? -gag-


Nope. Not that I recall anyways.

#86 Waser Lave

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 02:59 AM

Nope. Not that I recall anyways.


You probably shouldn't be friends with those kinds of people. :p

#87 grapes

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 04:04 AM

tl;dr

Nope. However, I did once piss in/on a plant pot filled up with fag butts, if you want to count that? :p


pissing in the backyard is good, for the plants. :)

#88 Waser Lave

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 04:06 AM

pissing in the backyard is good, for the plants. :)


True story.

#89 Honey

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 10:54 AM

If you're too strong the plants will die.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:10 AM

Soooo, you didn't want to read anyone else's answers, yet you made us all read yours O_o


I piss on his answer!

#91 grapes

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:30 AM

If you're too strong the plants will die.


They won't. :p Urine contains urea, which breaks down to ammonia/ammonium (nitrogen containing compounds, which are also used in fertilizers.) Plants absorb nitrogen from them. :) So the stronger you are the better. (but it will stink more. :p )

#92 Waser Lave

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:32 AM

They won't. :p Urine contains urea, which breaks down to ammonia/ammonium (nitrogen containing compounds, which are also used in fertilizers.) Plants absorb nitrogen from them. :) So the stronger you are the better. (but it will stink more. :p )


You'd probably be better off pissing on a compost heap than directly onto your plants. :p

#93 Jun

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:34 AM

No, I haven't but I can try soon.

#94 grapes

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:35 AM

You'd probably be better off pissing on a compost heap than directly onto your plants. :p


I do that everyday in the morning. xD (in a compost pit) and add vegetable peels on top.

#95 Yosh

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:36 AM

Did it ;)

Edited by Yosh, 24 May 2012 - 11:39 AM.


#96 Narsil

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:47 AM

Lol.. Did it alot of times :(

#97 Ladida

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:43 PM

Soooo, you didn't want to read anyone else's answers, yet you made us all read yours O_o


I've been seeing his tl;dr stuff popping up all over the place.

My grandfather used to pee on plants in the garden, because he'd sleep out there at night. Those plants died :mellow:

#98 Jewbert

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:47 PM

tl;dr

Nope. However, I did once piss in/on a plant pot filled up with fag butts, if you want to count that? :p


o.O
I actually have enjoyed reading this thread. It has been very entertaining to read everyone's responses. You're missing out!

#99 Ladida

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:48 PM

Also, why would your grandfather sleep outside {•̃̾_•̃̾} It's cool, but I'm sure I'd prefer a comfy bed more for my sleepy time~


He used to drag a wooden cot outside and sleep, and it was way cooler outside at night. You didn't have to worry about bad things happening in those times :( He had to stop though, because coconut tree branches and coconuts would fall and narrowly miss him :p

#100 grapes

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 01:18 PM

I've been seeing his tl;dr stuff popping up all over the place.

My grandfather used to pee on plants in the garden, because he'd sleep out there at night. Those plants died :mellow:


O___o Did he water them too? peeing doesn't provide much water, you know. :p


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