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[NapisaurusRex]

From what I've seen other people say about and react towards the pillows, I'd wonder just who would actually buy them.

I would, as long as there was a strap on them.

::cough::

[Elindoril]

I would, as long as there was a strap on them.

::cough::

You have to provide your own straps.

[NapisaurusRex]

You have to provide your own straps.

What? That's crap.

I'll have to hunt down hitchhikers and steal their duffle bags to cut the straps off and then try to figure out how to get a hole in it??

You're promoting crime.

[Elindoril]

What? That's crap.

I'll have to hunt down hitchhikers and steal their duffle bags to cut the straps off and then try to figure out how to get a hole in it??

You're promoting crime.

Neocodex and their staff are not at fault for whatever obstacles you must go through to provide 3rd party services for their products.

[Turnip]

NEOCODEX DILDOS/STRAPONS AND ONAHOLES

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

[NapisaurusRex]

NEOCODEX DILDOS/STRAPONS AND ONAHOLES

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

That was my second choice.

[Elindoril]

NEOCODEX DILDOS/STRAPONS AND ONAHOLES

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

Themed to popular codex members!

Spoiler

Oh God, why am I promoting this?

[NapisaurusRex]

Coincidentally, I found kits earlier for molding dicks to make dildos.

[Turnip]

Themed to popular codex members!

Spoiler

Oh God, why am I promoting this?

>Kittyshark Nymh dildo

... Oh baby :9

I mean uhm



hi~

Edited by Turnip, 03 June 2012 - 04:18 PM.

[Yung]

Here were all of my ideas, as sent to Hydro:

• T-Shirts (I'm thinking Black T-Shirts that state "Official Codexian") these can be ordered out of the purchasers country (in most cases) to save money on shipping and handling. A novelty item that promotes the site is something I know many members could, and would, like to see implemented.
• An Advanced...Advanced package (Better programs and better program functions) I know that the staff has discussed this to a great extent but it really would be great if we could see some of this implemented sooner rather than later, I know it would improve the sales for Advanced subscriptions, you could even make it to where you pay less for access to only a portion of all programs (like pay to have the Advanced Abrosia settings but not the rest of the Advanced perks) or something similar. Obviously this idea needs some serious discussion and expansion mainly from the programming team.
• Custom User Titles, pretty self explanatory and staff could still give them out for free to selective members, could be a perk for Advanced+ Members. You could set it up as a subscription; cheap, thinking $1.00 for a 3 month subscription for a custom user title.
• Add a trophy system and include a trophy for having stayed active on the boards for the duration of a paid Advanced Membership for 3 months/6months/1 year/ect...
• Same idea as my Custom Title idea as far as scheduling and pricing, but essentially.... you could charge people for additional +/-Reps.

Out of those; T-Shirts and Trophies... interesting concepts.

[Turnip]

How about this for a shirt?~



Maybe the money bag could be blacked out/one or two colours or something, to keep things at a minimum or something? ^^ (also that little flap on the right sleeve is kinda bugging me... )

[NapisaurusRex]

How about vibrating panties? That covers clothing and sex toys. win-win

[Hydrogen]

We can partner with CafePress.com to provide tshirts as a test run to see how much interest there is for it.

[Nymh]

I will not purchase anything with the word "Codexian" on it.

I am, however, open to the idea of my item being a dildo. Nevermind, I thought about it and I never use dildos so it would be uncharacteristic for my item to be one.

[grapes]

These are pretty good actually. The "M" in membership for the 6-month one isn't capitalized, but meh, no one will really care.

That's because it was popping out of that little white rectangle strip.

btw, yw.

[NapisaurusRex]

I will not purchase anything with the word "Codexian" on it.

I am, however, open to the idea of my item being a dildo. Nevermind, I thought about it and I never use dildos so it would be uncharacteristic for my item to be one.

How about a fleshlight?

[Yung]

How about a fleshlight?

Why on earth would you, or any female, need one of those?

[Nymh]

How about a fleshlight?

I was thinking more like a camera with a big sexy lens on it, or a pair of binoculars or night vision goggles or something.

[Elindoril]

Why on earth would you, or any female, need one of those?

They're traps?

[NapisaurusRex]

Why on earth would you, or any female, need one of those?

...Do you really want to know?

[Hydrogen]

This conversation has taken a very unexpected turn.

[Elindoril]

This conversation has taken a very unexpected turn.

I apologize for somewhat....endorsing it.

[Hydrogen]

I apologize for somewhat....endorsing it.

I find it amusing .

[Waser Lave]

Coincidentally, I found kits earlier for molding dicks to make dildos.

A few hours before this I was in the middle of writing a post something like "I'm surprised nobody has mentioned staff-shaped sex toys yet" but I refrained from posting it because I thought it was pretty unlikely for somebody to actually suggest that. Once again I have been proved wrong (or right...).

[Elindoril]

A few hours before this I was in the middle of writing a post something like "I'm surprised nobody has mentioned staff-shaped sex toys yet" but I refrained from posting it because I thought it was pretty unlikely for somebody to actually suggest that. Once again I have been proved wrong (or right...).

People here are sex fanatics from what I've seen, it was going to happen eventually.