I don't mind drinking tears, sometimes the bitter ones are SOOOOO YUMMY, but I think it gives me diarrhea, so instead I just offer a comforting pat on the back while saying "There, there."
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#27 Guest_coltom_*
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 06:01 AM
I don't mind drinking tears, sometimes the bitter ones are SOOOOO YUMMY, but I think it gives me diarrhea, so instead I just offer a comforting pat on the back while saying "There, there."
Some things, are best left to the professionals.
Are you sure a pat on the back is going to work, what if its been an abusive relationship, than the very worst thing in the world you can do is give physical contact. Geezes driving a Gremlin.
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 06:06 AM
Well, I could pat their hand then. Same with if I ever have to comfort someone who has a hunchback, since I don't want to touch that either.
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 06:09 AM
Well, I could pat their hand then. Same with if I ever have to comfort someone who has a hunchback, since I don't want to touch that either.
Do not touch me
#30 Guest_coltom_*
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 06:13 AM
I don't know why people think that sad people want to be touched. Most do not, most want someone to listen, really listen, not be patronized like a little child and patted on the back and then told "there, there, it will be ok".
Jesica H. Christ, why do people do the things they'd had to have done to them.
Jesica H. Christ, why do people do the things they'd had to have done to them.
Edited by coltom, 31 July 2012 - 06:18 AM.
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 05:24 PM
I don't know why people think that sad people want to be touched. Most do not, most want someone to listen, really listen, not be patronized like a little child and patted on the back and then told "there, there, it will be ok".
Jesica H. Christ, why do people do the things they'd had to have done to them.
You sound upset. There there. *pat, pat*
#32 Guest_coltom_*
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 07:17 PM
Oh sweetie, you don't do very well with the tears, with your glorious and grand sense of irony you are a bloody genius. Keep up the good work.You sound upset. There there. *pat, pat*
P.S. I've never actually noticed a bitter tear, I'm not even sure they ever taste any different.
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Posted 31 July 2012 - 11:55 PM
GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!!!! Do you mean that type of possessive?
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Posted 01 August 2012 - 12:08 AM
...the fuck. I was drawing attention to two things with that post. The first being the obvious tears bit. Unless you're being metaphorical, that's quite hard to do. The second being the complete lack of a sentence structure there.If it irks you, imagine what it does to beloved wife when sad and often drunk NDN call me up at 4 am in the morning.
It doesn't irk me that your tribe has honored you. It irks me that you think that will somehow protect you from ridicule when you post this: "It is one of the more common stories that I hear when I drink tears." Or this: "For failing at a time when I was needed and for succeeding in a time when I was needed, I became a tear drinker, an honorary position in X minority that 97% of the country has no interaction with, and thus has no common knowledge regarding said tear drinkers."
Dominant ==\== possessive.GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!!!! Do you mean that type of possessive?
Not by a longshot.
#35 Guest_coltom_*
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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:03 AM
...the fuck. I was drawing attention to two things with that post. The first being the obvious tears bit. Unless you're being metaphorical, that's quite hard to do. The second being the complete lack of a sentence structure there.
It doesn't irk me that your tribe has honored you. It irks me that you think that will somehow protect you from ridicule when you post this: "It is one of the more common stories that I hear when I drink tears." Or this: "For failing at a time when I was needed and for succeeding in a time when I was needed, I became a tear drinker, an honorary position in X minority that 97% of the country has no interaction with, and thus has no common knowledge regarding said tear drinkers."
Dominant ==\== possessive.
Not by a longshot.
No, in the traditional ritual, there is the drinking of tears, obviously not a very practical act. Just a few terse detail, a tear is captured upon the finger, a prayer is said, I ask for the Creator to allow their pain to flow into me, their grief to flow into me, their frustration to flow in to me. Then I listen. I suspect that is part of the reason I babble here. That and I hate not having the power of speech anymore.
As for the sentence structure, I'm trying to find a move conversational voice, an almost Vonnegut style of mock speech style. If you've read my "Me" page you can see my latest work in progress on what I hope will be my triumphal return as an acclaimed writer of Native American influenced science fiction and horror. I've not published in many many years, not since before the heart attack, not since I lost the power of speech. Am I going too far with that schtick, should I try to obey the general rules of conventional prose? It certainly seems like there are more critics than fans. I seem to be angering a few to an irrational degree. Oh, you're right I've become almost dyslexic in using the wrong words, dropping words, almost speaking like a Tonto. This is part of the reason I try out some of this prose here, and not a more suitable writing website. It may very well be that I don't have enough grey cells left to be a twisted shadow of the thing I was before. Well, I've had to live with the sad knowledge that I am a shadow in other ways, have I not? I suppose the fact I can't write anymore should hardly impact my ego.
Shitfire, you think I'm implying that being a Teardrinker is an HONOUR! Jesus H on a moped, it is a punishment!
Also, interesting point you started about "Dominant ==\== possessive". I agree, but it is a very interesting subject. The real possessive men, so many of them appear so sweet, so kind. They sweat syrup, they appear to be sweet, kind and considerate. Except, they are always hovering, they are always involved, they are and so curious. Unless you are skilled, you would think they are a perfect couple. Aiyee, but isn't love also about trust? Does not a loving man, know freedom is important to a beloved wife's soul. Yet, I could be wrong on that, I trusted my beloved with my whole heart, and she found another. Luckily, was the same type of possessive arse that we are talking about, who broke her heart and tried to destroy her spirit. Aiyee, she was too strong for that.
The whole dominant thing, that is just bad bedroom talk. I personally, could no more call a woman a "B", a female dog, than I could call her a leprous kangaroo. I suppose similar things have been said under the appropriate circumstances to the appropriate lady love. Oh, the games that people play.
Edited by coltom, 01 August 2012 - 06:04 AM.
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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:17 AM
LOL what's wrong with Tonto? At least he made the effort to speak English, that Lone Ranger son of a bitch never tried to speak the Apache language. Or was it Comanche? Kickapoo? Hi-how-are-ya.
That's my pet name. Sometimes I get called Sad Panda, but mostly it's Leprous Kangaroo.
leprous kangaroo
That's my pet name. Sometimes I get called Sad Panda, but mostly it's Leprous Kangaroo.
#37 Guest_coltom_*
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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:26 AM
LOL what's wrong with Tonto? At least he made the effort to speak English, that Lone Ranger son of a bitch never tried to speak the Apache language. Or was it Comanche? Kickapoo? Hi-how-are-ya.
That's my pet name. Sometimes I get called Sad Panda, but mostly it's Leprous Kangaroo.
I like Sad Panda far better, I forgot a minute that Kickapoo was an actual nation, and not just the drink that Al Capp conjured up in Lil'abner
Edited by coltom, 01 August 2012 - 06:44 AM.
#38
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Posted 03 August 2012 - 06:22 PM
Leave him, talk with some of us guys from codex instead.
#39
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 07:38 PM
Drop his ass with a left hook to the body and a right high kick to the face.
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Posted 10 August 2012 - 09:13 PM
I know, it always seems to come down to that, doesn’t it.Its always fun to hear a single side of a story
Regardless, from reading that one conversation you seem like you are much more mature than he is.
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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:31 AM
From the fact that men do not fall in love with FWB and the fact that he laments you not being there for a weekend, it sounds like he has no friends and, thus, needs your company. Nothing to do about it but tell him to fuck off.
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