Things that've made me remove people from my news feed:
"We bought new curtains! Praise the Lord, who is so good to us!"
Nope -- not sarcastic. He was just extra-Jeebus-y. Lemme tell ya, this got old fast.
"Yay! Emily just went pee pee and poo poo in the big girl toilet!"
This one came with a photo. Need I explain further?
"This country [the US] was founded by Christians on Christian ideals!"
Say what you want, I s'pose, as it is your Facebook... but I will not tolerate willful ignorance about American history. You're fucking with the wrong archaeologist when you do that.
"Oh, I'm so mad/heartbroken/excited/et cetera! Don't ask me why! I'm just gonna make vague statements to that effect so that you'll wonder about my magnificently busy and mysterious life!"
Yeah, fuck that shit. This is why I blocked my little sister's updates.
< random horrible song lyrics ALL THE TIME without any explanation or context >
Should be obvious why this gets annoying.
The reasons I do still visit Facebook:
- NPR
- The Oatmeal
- George Takei
- Friends with IQ's over 100