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[Nymh]

I was just checking over my grades for my calc 2 class and I saw that I got half credit on my last homework assignment. Ordinarily this would have been upsetting, but let me show you what I submitted for my last homework assignment:

I have looked at the problems that are assigned but have not had time to work through them. I am still reading the assigned sections and didn't budget enough time to finish this assignment before it was due.

I got half credit for that! This has made my day.

Share your fun stories about teachers, homework and grades with me

[luvsmyncis]

I would have given you a zero.

My first grade teacher looked like Frank N Furter. It seems like fun now, but at the time, I was horrified.

[onlyme]

OMG I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT TEACHER ON THE CHALKBOARD!

[Boggart]

My Organic Chemistry prof told us about a cool experiment, but warned us "don't bother taking notes. It's really long and won't be testable".

He then told us about a bunch of reagents used, such as toluene, and a long winded process using simple tools.

Long story short, he taught us how to make trinitroglycerin, also known as TNT. He then said "I hope none of you wrote it down. Otherwise I'll be in trouble for teaching you how to make dynamite out of house-hold items. Have a good rest of your day!"

He was my favourite. He won a Nobel Prize o.o

[Mishelle]

This is an excerpt from the reading I had to do a write up on yesterday in my 300 LEVEL CLASS.

"During the lessons that follow, you will be asked to "click" items and to choose tabs. When
asked to click:
1. Point to the item.
2. Press your left mouse button once.
If you are asked to double‐click an item:
1. Point to the item.
2. Quickly press your left mouse button twice."

I'm not happy.

Edited by Mishelle, 12 September 2012 - 06:47 AM.

[Elindoril]

Unfortunately the only story I have doesn't have to do with work or teachers:

A guy in my class was wearing a very blatant anime shirt in class and didn't give two fucks when he was asked to the front of the class to do some work.

The end.

[Boggart]

Unfortunately the only story I have doesn't have to do with work or teachers:

A guy in my class was wearing a very blatant anime shirt in class and didn't give two fucks when he was asked to the front of the class to do some work.

The end.

clearly he is proud of his fake heritage. Unless it was like tentacle porn.

[Elindoril]

clearly he is proud of his fake heritage. Unless it was like tentacle porn.

Nah, just a couple of Lucky Star characters in plug suits.

And if he wanted to try to be Japanese, he'd be talking in broken Japanese and trying to be all honorable or something, this guy is just a giant otaku, worse/better(?) off than I am.

[Frizzle]

>Be 15
>Turn up to school
>Kid gets stabbed
>Get sent home
>Go cinema instead

Repeat every so often

[Syntax]

This wasn't a homework thing, but there was this thing once during sex-ed in school. Okay, you guys have to understand that Singapore is fairly conservative; sex-ed concentrates a lot on abstinence and sex after marriage. Contraception was acknowledged and elaborated on, but the emphasis was on prevention is better than cure and all that jazz. Also, I'm in a Christian school.

Anyway. So the woman was up on stage talking about how sex was a thing that should be shared between a husband and a wife, and they were showing pictures of all the disgusting STDs that you could catch and the like. I was in the back row, and I was fairly bored, so I just said to my friend "I think if you want to do it, you should just drop your pants and do it."

Brilliant thing was, it was at a lull in the lecture, so the entire lecture hall could hear. They turned and stared. I sat, mortified, until I realised a teacher was beckoning to my friend instead of I. So she got the blame, I got off free. 'twas pretty funny when I thought back.

[HappyAccident]

Brilliant thing was, it was at a lull in the lecture, so the entire lecture hall could hear. They turned and stared. I sat, mortified, until I realised a teacher was beckoning to my friend instead of I. So she got the blame, I got off free. 'twas pretty funny when I thought back.

Kind of douche... Wouldn't be surprised if you weren't friends anymore after that.

[Maeghan]

This wasn't a homework thing, but there was this thing once during sex-ed in school. Okay, you guys have to understand that Singapore is fairly conservative; sex-ed concentrates a lot on abstinence and sex after marriage. Contraception was acknowledged and elaborated on, but the emphasis was on prevention is better than cure and all that jazz. Also, I'm in a Christian school.

Anyway. So the woman was up on stage talking about how sex was a thing that should be shared between a husband and a wife, and they were showing pictures of all the disgusting STDs that you could catch and the like. I was in the back row, and I was fairly bored, so I just said to my friend "I think if you want to do it, you should just drop your pants and do it."

Brilliant thing was, it was at a lull in the lecture, so the entire lecture hall could hear. They turned and stared. I sat, mortified, until I realised a teacher was beckoning to my friend instead of I. So she got the blame, I got off free. 'twas pretty funny when I thought back.

Thats how sex ed is in Texas too. Maybe we're all the same after all!


Back on topic,

my AP World History teacher was narcoleptic. He was this huge guy and would sit on this tall backed stool for lectures. He would always be mid sentence and then fall asleep, so one of the students would have to get up and wake him up. Just walk up and poke him. And he survived off cherry coke. Cases of it under his desk.

And then I had a science teacher in middle school who always had a boner. But I'm pretty sure everyone had a teacher like that?

[Syntax]

Kind of douche... Wouldn't be surprised if you weren't friends anymore after that.

Meh. Our friendship was pretty superficial; it ended when we went to seperate classes the next year. But there wasn't any hard feelings between us after.

Thats how sex ed is in Texas too. Maybe we're all the same after all!

I love it when someone tells me that something here is the same where they are.

[Junsu]

We get to go to stores and survey condoms to see which one is cheapest and is still effective.
We then have to show the teacher that we can put a condom on correctly by putting it on a banana.

[Nymh]

We get to go to stores and survey condoms to see which one is cheapest and is still effective.
We then have to show the teacher that we can put a condom on correctly by putting it on a banana.

How do you text the efficacy of the condoms?

[Junsu]

How do you text the efficacy of the condoms?

For that part you just look at the back of the box and see the % :c

[Nymh]

For that part you just look at the back of the box and see the % :c

Thank you for not mocking my typo

[Elindoril]

Part deux:

Guy had another Lucky Star shirt on today.

His rating has increased to "Total Badass".

[Mew]

Smoking some bud with a mate one lunch time he asks me if I want to skip the last two lessons of the day.
I tell him no because I had science, my favourite subject, and I go to my lesson thinking no more of it.
At the end of the day someone comes up to me and says that my mate got his ring caught on the fence when he was climbing over it to go off campus and has ripped his finger clean off
We now call him eddie three fingers.

[James]

oh mai gawd girl fran! yesterday becky and i were totes hanging out when lydia walked up. can you believe that???? lydia, of all people! i told her her outfit looked ugly and she should lyk totes hang out with the uncool girls and she did! that made my day just like all the other days omggg.

Edited by James, 13 September 2012 - 07:55 PM.

[Turnip]

We get to go to stores and survey condoms to see which one is cheapest and is still effective.
We then have to show the teacher that we can put a condom on correctly by putting it on a banana.

Ahahah, I had to do that once but with a dildo They were passing it around the class and it was so embarrassing! It was huge lmao

But uuuuhhm, I can't really remember anything than some kid in year 6/5th grade pushing me down a hill~ My neck was constantly in pain for like two weeks after ;w;

[Hawk]

My Organic Chemistry prof told us about a cool experiment, but warned us "don't bother taking notes. It's really long and won't be testable".

He then told us about a bunch of reagents used, such as toluene, and a long winded process using simple tools.

Long story short, he taught us how to make trinitroglycerin, also known as TNT. He then said "I hope none of you wrote it down. Otherwise I'll be in trouble for teaching you how to make dynamite out of house-hold items. Have a good rest of your day!"

He was my favourite. He won a Nobel Prize o.o

Ask that professor how to make LSD. Please.

[Georgina]

We had a geography teacher, a middle aged, 7 foot tall, bald headed angry looking geography teacher.

Anyway, someone thought it would be a good idea to lock him in the classroom cupboard when he went to get supplies of some sort.

After allot of shouting and banging the door the culprit decided to let him out, the teacher proceeded to grab said culprit by the neck, hold him up against the wall (at least a foot or two off the ground) and shout in his face for several minutes.

After letting the pupil go he stormed to the front of the room, threw some chairs around and walked out.

We never saw him again.

Oh and our drama teacher killed him self too.