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#1 Freidmont

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:09 PM

Soo, I've come (he said come) up with a few sexual holiday one liners. Anyone got any others to share?

I'm gonna stuff your stocking

You can call me Santa cause I'll be coming down your chimney tonight

Come sit on my lap and I'll show you something big, red and jolly

#2 Keil

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:17 PM

I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

I'd really like to ride your sleigh tonight.

I'm not on Santa's Naughty List for nothing.

#3 Strategist

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:25 PM

Santas gonna come down the chimney and empty his sack all over the carpet!
Christmas comes but once a year ;)


also, lol @ Jolly Old St. Dick *ahem* NICK *ahem* and his... 'coke bottle'
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#4 Blippety

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:06 PM

Somewhat relevant.

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#5 Boggart

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:11 PM

Enjoy my milk and cookies

#6 Georgina

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 03:00 PM

99% of things can be taken the wrong way.....

Ya'll are just filthy.

#7 Yung

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 03:40 PM

I'll eat your plate of cookie.

Santa isn't the only thing coming down a chimney tonight.

And on the carpet, he did drop his load on this Christmas night.


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