TURDEE
I AM LYK PR0 S0 TNT SHUD BE LYK H1R3 AND JUNK. Keil for Content Department /hairflip
Turdee is special because the only way to customize it is to buy specific NC gems. Oh and it's two colors are either dung or gold.
Turdee is a lab-ray only species. It's beyond a mutation. It's a dysfunctional mess like Miley Cyrus' future.
Backstory: There is a revolt against the British English posing TNT who kitschy things dung instead of crap like or adding u's unnecessarily to works like coloring. Since TNT is paid by high-end rich misanthropes who specifically hate British posers more than the casual masses and forced Neopets to speak the true language of the world: AMERICAN! To commerate the lingual liberation, a Turdee was born.
I'll probably think of something serious later.