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[Sweeney]

I like to think I'll be around so long that the kids will eventually have to change my diapers.

I would much, much rather be dead by then.

[Sweeney]

Yeah, I wasn't serious

Cheerful christmas thoughts either way, though, eh?

[Sweeney]

Of course
I'm sure my kids would stick me in a home by then, though.

Yay, isolation and possible abuse!
Seasonal cheer!

[Strategist]

This is the reason I'm so happy to have two boys, they seem much easier to manage in their teenage years than girls (from personal experience of hearing stories from parents with teenage daughters). Although, in saying that, I just know Xavier is going to be a terror, but Jayson, he's the fuck'n Devil-spawn yo.

[Strategist]

Jays is the ring-leader, right? That's how shit goes down in my household.

Yep, pretty much, he's such a bad influence on the poor innocent mind of his baby brother. I can see the two of them conspiring together to break me one day. They gun' break me good :'(

[Syntax]

If I wake up and a single thing is out of place, I will kill it with fire.

 

Take pics/vid kthx

[Bone]

Day 2: Braden found Red trying to hide in a candle holder.

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Because it's never too early to introduce your kids to bondage!

[Bone]

Damn straight. 
My word Bone, you'd make a great parent one day XD

That's the opposite of what literally everyone else (excluding my mother) has told me up until now. Thanks!

[NapisaurusRex]

Since I was in the car ALL DAY yesterday, today is the first day of our ornament making tradition.

[NapisaurusRex]

Ohh that sounds fun, post pictures when you're done please!

To clarify, we actually started making ornaments last week, because we have none and yung's talking about a real tree this year.

The ones we're starting today (and most of the ones from here til Christmas) follow the Christmas Story and Advent.

[luvsmyncis]

Day 3: Red makes a mess of my bathroom.

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That's cute! That's way nicer than leaving a huge turd in the toilet for the kids to wake up to!

[onlyme]

xmasturd

 

we're usually eating fondue for like three hours, until nobody can move anymore. then everybody but me, my sister and my moms bfs son goes to bed. we three get drunk. well, now my sister has a baby, guess it's only my moms bfs son and me then, this year.

[Boggart]

This is the reason I'm so happy to have two boys, they seem much easier to manage in their teenage years than girls (from personal experience of hearing stories from parents with teenage daughters). Although, in saying that, I just know Xavier is going to be a terror, but Jayson, he's the fuck'n Devil-spawn yo.

my old boss had 4 sons within 6 years of each other. She says they're very energetic.

 

During the teen years 1) Your food bill will skyrocket 2) It's going to smell SO BAD in your house.

[Bone]

Day 3: Red makes a mess of my bathroom.

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The mirror says "harmless prank", but his face says "you don't want to know where I've put this toothbrush"

[Boggart]

That's the opposite of what literally everyone else (excluding my mother) has told me up until now. Thanks!

You're going to be an awful parent just like you're awful at everything except being a ho.