"Don't let the cold get you down. Say, Hello, December!"
Entry #2:
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"Meet December."
Entry #3:
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Who DOESN'T equate sleigh bells with hunting season? The blood-red greeting will get the juices of excitement flowing, the gun polish out of the closet, and beer coolers packed for a festive day day of fauna slaughter faster than you can say "Hello December!!!".
This oversized metal (and magnetic!) business card is a must-have in every hunter's pocket as a handy nail-cleaning tool, or proudly displayed on the fridge as a constant reminder of you as they grab another brewski while enjoying NASCAR Champion's Week.
You are a progressive service provider and always aiming to please: directing your clients to visit a gorgeously-appointed recipe page with plenty of images and sparse text (after all, you don't want to push away those clients for whom reading is a challenge) will drive regular traffic to your site.
Entry #4:
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Ever hated those family visits from people you never want to see ever again?
You know, that depressing aunt who never got married, that cousin
who refuses the graduate high school, and questionably living grandparent.
We know, and Hello December, Goodbye Relatives (patent pending) can help.
SIDE EFFECTS: Immediate death and FREEDOM
Entry #5:
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PRIZES:
First: Get Off My Lawn Paint Brush donated by Scot
3. Submit 1-5 sentences that will help sell your design to the client. Use your imagination with this! Ask yourself: Who is the client? Why do they want a design with this particular image or phrase? Is it meant to be funny or serious?
I thought people HAD to submit a pitch along with their design?
tell that to the entrants who have spent so much time brainstorming ideas to come up with their 1-5 sentence pitch.
Well that's fantastic for them, but the entrants don't get to dictate why people vote for certain entries.
People vote however they want to. It's no different than SOTW. People vote for whatever appeals to them the most, whether it's funny, artistic, simple, what have you.
They DID enter a pitch, but the PM deleted it (It happened to another entrant and has happened to me before so it's not just some random excuse). They just forgot to get back to me with it. I just didn't realize everyone was going to throw a fit about it.
There's only one entry with more than five sentences, and I don't think it really matters. They worked hard to think it up so let them have it.
Number 4 has been disqualified by request of the entrant. Sorry to those who voted for her - I would appreciate it if you guys could vote again!