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Second Place - Entry #1 (Strategist)
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"Don't let the cold get you down! Say, Hello, December!"
Third Place - Entry #4 (Keil)
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Ever hated those family visits from people you never want to see ever again?
You know, that depressing aunt who never got married, that cousin
who refuses the graduate high school, and questionably living grandparent.
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PRIZES:
First: Get Off My Lawn Paint Brush donated by Scot
Grats everyone!!! Mine was the DQ'd entry, woops lol. I'll make sure to not make the same mistake again so some people don't get their panties in a bunch
Grats everyone!!! Mine was the DQ'd entry, woops lol. I'll make sure to not make the same mistake again so some people don't get their panties in a bunch
Whatever I liked that entry.
Also not to sound rude but @Stuck complaining was a bit hypocritical since his just says "Meet December" lol
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:09 PM
Grats everyone!!! Mine was the DQ'd entry, woops lol. I'll make sure to not make the same mistake again so some people don't get their panties in a bunch
Well actually that was the one I was going to vote for until I finished reading the thread and saw that I was not supposed to vote for it...well done, and please enter the next one! Emily and I have talked, and I'll be hosting the next one since I won this...not sure what the theme will be, but I'll be working closely with Em to make sure I set everything up correctly, and there will not be any DQs.
Congrats to everyone!
Kordelia, judging by the writing I thought that entry might be yours hehe. x)
Looking forward to the next contest.
Hehehe! Yeah...I have a propensity towards verbosity, unfortunately.
Grats everyone!!! Mine was the DQ'd entry, woops lol. I'll make sure to not make the same mistake again so some people don't get their panties in a bunch
My panties weren't in a bunch, I just asked a question regarding the rules I actually thought the entry was good