The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
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Posted 18 January 2014 - 06:25 PM
The Pitch Challenge #2 -- VOTING!!!
Starts: Now!!!
Voting Ends: Wednesday, January 22nd at 6:00 pm NST
Please select and vote for your favorite entry from among these five (but NOT for yourself):
Spoiler
Entry #1:
Never had Rocky Mountain Oysters? Try a pair today while they are fresh at Big Bob's for only $5.99!
Just one plate will make you as strong as a bull and give you the virility of a 20 year old.
Statements not confirmed by FDA or any other scientific community consume at your own risk.
Entry #2:
Entry #3:
Entry #4:
Urgent evocation! Lenny has been missing since 17 July 2013. He was last seen on wednesday afternoon in Maggie the Meerca's garden after he made the last conundrum.
According to his female friends he tastes very well and is kidnapped by Maggie to be eaten. Maggie claims she didn't ate him, but who else could have kidnapped him..?
Have you seen anything or do you know where he is, call us at (502) 8493 5479.
Entry #5:
Everybody loves meat...Even if you don't want to tell.
Winners (plus a Random Draw award!) will receive the following:
(Trophies for the top three finishers will also be displayed here once I get around to creating them.)
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
3840 posts
Posted 18 January 2014 - 06:46 PM
entry #3 upsets me a little. very disturbing!
entry #4 doesn't have the tagline anywhere?
entry #5 the lion says the zebra tasted good but he didn't capture it yet?
As my discretion, I have chosen to keep #4 in, as the spirit is captured, and English isn't necessarily everyone's primary language.
As for #5, artistic liberties are great, aren't they? Perhaps the zebra has already been slaughtered, and the entrant didn't want to show blood and gore but rather the moment before the kill?
As my discretion, I have chosen to keep #4 in, as the spirit is captured, and English isn't necessarily everyone's primary language.
As for #5, artistic liberties are great, aren't they? Perhaps the zebra has already been slaughtered, and the entrant didn't want to show blood and gore but rather the moment before the kill?
oh, alright. that makes sense. sometimes i overthink stuff hehe.
wish someone submit a video... that would really stands out. i really enjoy @Strategist entry last time.
Entry 4 doesn't even have the tagline in it? And Idk if it would be considered a pitch, as it conveys no statement or idea related to "I never knew it could taste so good".