Urgent evocation! Lenny has been missing since 17 July 2013. He was last seen on wednesday afternoon in Maggie the Meerca's garden after he made the last conundrum.
According to his female friends he tastes very well and is kidnapped by Maggie to be eaten. Maggie claims she didn't ate him, but who else could have kidnapped him..?
Have you seen anything or do you know where he is, call us at (502) 8493 5479.
2nd place:Entry #1 by @Speedracer (6 votes received)
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3rd place:Entry #3 by @Clone2000 (4 votes received)
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Other Entrants:
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Entry #2: Strategist
Entry #5: Liesa
Everybody loves meat...Even if you don't want to tell.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
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Posted 22 January 2014 - 08:21 PM
it's a reminder that the world is a cruel place!
Eh, it's just all a bit of creativity...there's no rule that creativity has to be all about unicorns that fart rose-scented rainbows and such, is there?