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[Waser Lave]

Are we actively switching the words 'cuntwaffle' and 'weetabix' around now? 

 

I just got banned from the cereal aisle in Tesco. It seems nobody knows where they stock the cuntwaffles.

[Tubbz]

Do you only buy brand name cuntwaffles or do you ever go for the store brand?

[Sweeney]

I just got banned from the cereal aisle in Tesco. It seems nobody knows where they stock the cuntwaffles.

I like to picture you trying to get to the cuntwaffles, and being fended off by burly old ladies in their Tesco uniforms.

[Dan]

I'm not sure how comfortable I would be buying Tesco Everyday Value Cuntwaffles

[Waser Lave]

I'm not sure how comfortable I would be buying Tesco Everyday Value Cuntwaffles

 

As long as you use milk and not something else such as Lilt (no matter how similar they sometimes can appear) I imagine they would be acceptable.

[Dan]

As long as you use milk and not something else such as Lilt (no matter how similar they sometimes can appear) I imagine they would be acceptable.

[Tubbz]

As long as you use milk and not something else such as Lilt (no matter how similar they sometimes can appear) I imagine they would be acceptable.

Why would you ever put lilt on your cuntwaffles?

PS: I like my cuntwaffles soggy.

[Waser Lave]

Why would you ever put lilt on your cuntwaffles?

PS: I like my cuntwaffles soggy.

 

You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

[Tubbz]

You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

They decide that cuntwaffles are appropriate bedroom food?

[Waser Lave]

They decide that cuntwaffles are appropriate bedroom food?

 

Cuntwaffles are definitely appropriate bedroom food...back in my student days I would eat cuntwaffles in my bedroom quite regularly.

[Trinket]

Tesco may not stock cuntwaffles, but they certainly stock something else

 

Spoiler

[Tubbz]

Cuntwaffles are definitely appropriate bedroom food...back in my student days I would eat cuntwaffles in my bedroom quite regularly.

But you'd put Lilt on them?

[Waser Lave]

But you'd put Lilt on them?

 

No, that would be a bit risky.

[Tubbz]

Tesco may not stock cuntwaffles, but they certainly stock something else
 

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Why only Welsh?

[Trinket]

Why only Welsh?

 

We Welsh people clearly have the best ass fudge.

Or the worst.  Depends whether or not it's Tesco Value.

[Tubbz]

We Welsh people clearly have the best ass fudge.
Or the worst.  Depends whether or not it's Tesco Value.

Oh I'm sorry to hear that you're Welsh, my sincerest condolences.

For that price, it'd better not be value!

[Sweeney]

Suddenly, this thread about Neopets took a weird turn right around where nitro was elevating the art of being offended by innocuous phrases to entirely new heights, and has descended into a terrifying labyrinth of arcane foodstuffs and half-remembered references to Old Codex.

[Tubbz]

Suddenly, this thread about Neopets took a weird turn right around where nitro was elevating the art of being offended by innocuous phrases to entirely new heights, and has descended into a terrifying labyrinth of arcane foodstuffs and half-remembered references to Old Codex.

Stop trying to get it back on track and let us discuss ass fudge further.

[Waser Lave]

Suddenly, this thread about Neopets took a weird turn right around where nitro was elevating the art of being offended by innocuous phrases to entirely new heights, and has descended into a terrifying labyrinth of arcane foodstuffs and half-remembered references to Old Codex.

 

Would you have it any other way?

[Trinket]

Oh I'm sorry to hear that you're Welsh, my sincerest condolences.

 

The accent bothers me more than anything

[Tubbz]

The accent bothers me more than anything

I dunno, the accent's not too bad, there's far worse.

[Trinket]

I dunno, the accent's not too bad, there's far worse.

 

It depends.  We have some pretty terrible accents in the Valleys.

[Sweeney]

Would you have it any other way?

Not in the least.
Which is why I'm ignoring Tubbz's absurd accusation.

[Tubbz]

Not in the least.
Which is why I'm ignoring Tubbz's absurd accusation.

I do apologise for accusing you of wanting a topic to get back on track.

[Sweeney]

I do apologise for accusing you of wanting a topic to get back on track.

No, shh. I am ignoring you.