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[Sweeney]

While I wait for the Department of Customs and Border Control to reopen from lunch in 15 minutes, and since I was just pooping and pondering - how do you wipe your ass?

As a sitting folder, I never even realised that there were other methods until I was exposed to a discussion about such on, where else, reddit. So, Codex, let's see how our demographics fall.

Go.

[Rocket]

it depends on how i'm feeling really. defo sitting but i alternate between scrunching and folding

[Sweeney]

I happen to be a sitter folder as well *highfives* don't worry, I wash my hands too!

Though I always found it strange too, I assumed that was just how my parents taught me when I was young since I don't remember ever not sitting and folding my paper however I discovered my eldest brother is a crumpled paper kinda guy (and even worse, a trash can instead of flush kinda guy). So now I wonder why he does it different. Is this my Mother's weird experiment?

We are a trash house, because we have a septic tank, not a sewage connection =/ I dislike it.

[Rocket]

another serious question regarding toilet behavior... http://www.neocodex....-over-or-under/

[Waser Lave]

Wait, he wipes and puts it in the bin?

[Rocket]

Wait, he wipes and puts it in the bin?

 

my question tooo... that just seems so unsanitary... and smelly?

[Waser Lave]

Yes. Plus since it's crumpled and not folded, you can see his poo.

 

That's just weird... The dirty bastard.

[Rocket]

I couldn't tell you why he does it. But some people, like Sweeney's household, can't flush paper, it can cause plumbing issues.

 

I've never even heard of such thing o_0 this is all so new and foriegn to me.

[Tubbz]

Wait, he wipes and puts it in the bin?

 

Many of the Greek islands have this problem because their flush systems and sewage system isn't equipped to cope with flushing it. 

 

It shocks me that anywhere in the western world people would *need* to put it in the bin

 

*edit*

Edited by Tubbz, 21 February 2014 - 10:06 AM.

[Waser Lave]

It's just the way shit is sometimes!

 

Literally...

[Tubbz]

Surprise, many do. 
My husband can't even shave at our sink because it clogs and overflows at least once a month and it's not like we're dirt poor.
It's just the way shit is sometimes!

 

How can your plumbing suck so much? 

It must be lovely living in beautiful big but cheap houses, where you can't shave at a the sink or flush toilet paper  

[Turnip]

How do you even sit downn and wipe your ass????? I don't understand?? Your hand's gonna rub up against the seat and your ass and everything what the fuck

 

also I fold up my paper lmao

Edited by Turnip, 21 February 2014 - 10:18 AM.

[Dan]

I use the three shells:

 

[Rocket]

How do you even sit downn and wipe your ass????? I don't understand?? Your hand's gonna rub up against the seat and your ass and everything what the fuck

 

Lean forward or to the side?

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm the 'other' vote up there. I hang between sitting and standing, but not in a full squat, using scrunched toilet paper because Yung won't let me buy 'family cloth'. He thinks it's disgusting.

[Sweeney]

I use the three shells:
 

I included that in the "other" option

[Waser Lave]

I'm the 'other' vote up there. I hang between sitting and standing, but not in a full squat, using scrunched toilet paper because Yung won't let me buy 'family cloth'. He thinks it's disgusting.

 

Family cloth?

[NapisaurusRex]

Family cloth?

reusable toilet paper made of cloth

[Waser Lave]

reusable toilet paper made of cloth

 

I don't even...

[NapisaurusRex]

I don't even...

It's no different than using cloth diapers once a kid gets on solids.