✤ Limerick Contest! ✤
Voting ends: March 18 at 7:00 pm NST
Read the rules and see the prizes here.
Please do not vote for yourself or you will be disqualified.
YOU MAY VOTE FOR TWO ENTRIES and only two otherwise your votes will not be counted at all.
Entry #1
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There once was a badger named Waser
Who's Ban Hammer was as quick as a Laser.
He'd ban here and there
Some think it unfair.
Others believe it to be quite like a razor.
Entry #2
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Neocodex is a pretty epic site
that I use way too often in spite
of the fact that I have real life
which does not yet include a wife
waser needs to dress up as a badger and dance to a kung fu fight
Entry #3
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Kate is a really tough mod,
Weeds out the mentally flawed,
She will always reply,
However, you may cry.
She definitely does not spare the rod!
Entry #4
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Emily, Emily. Mod that is Kind
Always helping those in a bind
I think she has Coff-EE
Dripped in by I-VEE
I once saw her snorting the grinds!
Entry #5
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There was once a website called "Codex"
The people all wanted to have sex
But filled with regrets,
Can't f*ck Neopets,
All alone, we grab a new Kleenex
Entry #6
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There once was a girl named Emily,
Her contests always left a fond memory,
I had to search for examples on safari,
Too bad I only found pictures of calamari
I think she just gained a new enemy
Entry #7
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Everyone wishes they could be an all star,
When really we’re all just a little bizarre,
Napiform is the sweetest girl I’ve ever met,
Doesn’t she look great as a brunette,
Lets start a fire and let me serenade you with my guitar
Entry #8
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There once was a Neocodex member,
Who was obnoxious with a mean temper,
Alas the mods had enough,
They banned him quite gruff,
Huh, his name I cannot remember.
Entry #9
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Australia is not a place to drop by.
Its dangers I will never deny.
Red Back Spiders in your garage
Safety is all but a mirage
Kudos to Strategist, but I don’t want to die.
Entry #10
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There was once a flourishing site call Neopets
Until Viacom’s poor choices stirred major upsets:
Unfair freezings across the board
And support tickets forever ignored.
Fuck You TNT, you don’t deserve a complete limerick!
Entry #11
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Blindly the PC expose
Codexians they think they know
I've paid and I've picked
A UC, so quick
Transfer them before I get froz-
Entry #12
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The way to get more contest entries
For all our Codexian gentry
You offer a small
Pixel prize to all
Really, its quite elementary
Entry #13
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Nitro, he's quite the odd fellow,
As he rants on about his dear cello.
He actively posts every day,
He rubs poor Sweeney the wrong way,
But lately he's been much more mellow.
Entry #14
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On awarding the Altador Cup,
TNT knew something was up,
Though no one could prove it,
Us on codex knew it,
We had just taken the cup!
Entry #15
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I zapped my poor pet something sweet
She looks like an awfully good treat
She has hair of whipped cream
That chocolate's a dream
But I’m on a diet and mustn’t cheat.
Entry #16
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There was once a girl named Kat,
From the land of the cowboy hat
She fell in love online,
Not your average hot-line,
And now she’s dating the twat!
Entry #17
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This guy I know, he owns a cello,
He dropped by Codex and said oh, hello!
A few months went by,
He ended up a nice guy,
And we’re all becoming fond of the fellow!
Entry #18
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Sweet ambrosia, as if stolen from God
Buying potions and stamps and -- how odd!
Oh why was I chosen
--unjustly frozen!
Codex sucks and you're nothing but frauds.