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[Emily]

♧ Limerick Contest WINNERS ♧

 

First Place - @kaashmoney

I zapped my poor pet something sweet

She looks like an awfully good treat

She has hair of whipped cream

That chocolate's a dream

But I’m on a diet and mustn’t cheat.

 

Second Place - @Boggart

There was once a website called "Codex"

The people all wanted to have sex

But filled with regrets,

Can't f*ck Neopets,

All alone, we grab a new Kleenex

 

Third place - @Rocket

Emily, Emily. Mod that is Kind

Always helping those in a bind

I think she has Coff-EE

Dripped in by I-VEE

I once saw her snorting the grinds!

 

 

Congratulations winners!

First place chooses their prize first, second goes second, etc.

 

Awards: 

 

 Winners will receive: 

 

 Participants will receive: 

 

Prizes:

 

 

It's a surprise! donated by me

 

Mystery prize donated by @Scot!

 

 

@Napiform's birthday month prize pack! 

 

Our other fabulous entries...

Spoiler

Strategist

There once was a badger named Waser

Who's Ban Hammer was as quick as a Laser.

He'd ban here and there

Some think it unfair.

Others believe it to be quite like a razor.

 

L33T

Neocodex is a pretty epic site

that I use way too often in spite

of the fact that I have real life

which does not yet include a wife

waser needs to dress up as a badger and dance to a kung fu fight

 

Rocket

Kate is a really tough mod,

Weeds out the mentally flawed,

She will always reply,

However, you may cry.

She definitely does not spare the rod!

 

Psyduck

There once was a girl named Emily,

Her contests always left a fond memory,

I had to search for examples on safari,

Too bad I only found pictures of calamari

I think she just gained a new enemy

 

Psyduck

Everyone wishes they could be an all star,

When really we’re all just a little bizarre,

Napiform is the sweetest girl I’ve ever met,

Doesn’t she look great as a brunette,

Lets start a fire and let me serenade you with my guitar

 

Shinx

There once was a Neocodex member,

Who was obnoxious with a mean temper,

Alas the mods had enough,

They banned him quite gruff,

Huh, his name I cannot remember.

 

Keil

Australia is not a place to drop by.

Its dangers I will never deny.

Red Back Spiders in your garage

Safety is all but a mirage

Kudos to Strategist, but I don’t want to die.

 

Keil

There was once a flourishing site call Neopets

Until Viacom’s poor choices stirred major upsets:

Unfair freezings across the board

And support tickets forever ignored.

Fuck You TNT, you don’t deserve a complete limerick!

 

Hummingway

Blindly the PC expose

Codexians they think they know

I've paid and I've picked

A UC, so quick

Transfer them before I get froz-

 

Hummingway

The way to get more contest entries

For all our Codexian gentry

You offer a small

Pixel prize to all

Really, its quite elementary

 

Kate

Nitro, he's quite the odd fellow,

As he rants on about his dear cello.

He actively posts every day,

He rubs poor Sweeney the wrong way,

But lately he's been much more mellow.

 

Tubbz

On awarding the Altador Cup,

TNT knew something was up,

Though no one could prove it,

Us on codex knew it,

We had just taken the cup!

 

Dan

There was once a girl named Kat,

From the land of the cowboy hat

She fell in love online,

Not your average hot-line,

And now she’s dating the twat!

 

Dan

This guy I know, he owns a cello,

He dropped by Codex and said oh, hello!

A few months went by,

He ended up a nice guy,

And we’re all becoming fond of the fellow!

 

Bone

Sweet ambrosia, as if stolen from God

Buying potions and stamps and -- how odd!

Oh why was I chosen

--unjustly frozen!

Codex sucks and you're nothing but frauds.

 

Thank you for participating! 

[GarenaMaster]

Congrats for the winners

[Emily]

I also edited the descriptions of existing awards and gave others their new ones! If I missed you or messed something up, please let me know

[Fikri]

congratulations, everyone!

[Psyduck]

Wicked awesome, I get a cool shamrock!!

[Boggart]

Lol Bone was the last one. Little shit.

[Bone]

Lol Bone was the last one. Little shit.

 

You want to fuck a Neopet.

[Boggart]

You want to fuck a Neopet.

Actually I implied ALL of Codex wants to fuck a neopet.

 

I literally submitted to Em as "worst limerick ever" as the title and just wanted a clover leaf. Apparently some other sick fucks thought it was funny

 

Makes my limerick slightly more accurate

[Elindoril]

Apparently some other sick fucks thought it was funny

I've seen much worse on deviant art.

Spoiler

And from Turnip.

[arcanum]

Woohoo! So tough, all the mysteries. haha I would like Scots mystery prize

[Shinx]

Congrats all! Can't wait for the next event!

[Boggart]

I know this may be weird, but if either of the prizes doesn't deal with neopets, then I would prefer that one just since i Believe @Rocket still plays, yes?

If both are related to Neopets, then I would like both prizes to be made known to me and Rocket and she can choose which she prefers first since I don't play anymore anyway.

 

If neither are related to Neopets, please let me know haha

[Rocket]

@Boggart took @Emily's prize so I guess that leaves @Napiform's prize for me

[Bone]

I was right about what you meant, right? You were basically writing it from a newbie's perspective. It was my favourite one because it was so painfully accurate.

 

Yeah. I don't actually think that many people on Codex are frauds.

[NapisaurusRex]

@Boggart took @Emily's prize so I guess that leaves @Napiform's prize for me

Go ahead and make up a junk trade and give me the link.