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[Kat]

This was on reddit today and I had to steal it and share. Pretty funny. Added a few I found also at the end

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Kat, 22 March 2014 - 03:29 PM.

[KaibaSama]

I know it's a joke but the one about opening a can of soda with a can opener is really odd. All I can see is a little old lady trying to open a can of coke with a can opener. "No, Grandma. Like this" 

The one about the spoon though is the only one here that actually seems useful, compared to the jokes. 

Edited by Satsuki, 22 March 2014 - 03:23 PM.

[Kat]

I know it's a joke but the one about opening a can of soda with a can opener is really odd. All I can see is a little old lady trying to open a can of coke with a can opener. "No, Grandma. Like this" 

The one about the spoon though is the only one here that actually seems useful, compared to the jokes. 

 

That one is a joke, too...

[Kat]

Do you know how hot a spoons is after being in a microwave for 30 seconds? You would need amazing hands to not get burns

 

More like.. you shouldn't put metal in a microwave...

[Dan]

 

 

 

 

Wtf?

[Sweeney]

I know it's a joke but the one about opening a can of soda with a can opener is really odd. All I can see is a little old lady trying to open a can of coke with a can opener. "No, Grandma. Like this" 
The one about the spoon though is the only one here that actually seems useful, compared to the jokes.

  

Do you know how hot a spoons is after being in a microwave for 30 seconds? You would need amazing hands to not get burns

Oh. My. God.

[redlion]

I know Joe. I know.

I like the sparkle sneezes though.

[Frizzle]

  
Oh. My. God.

 

Reminds me of when I stuck a magnet on the TV when I was a kid...

[Kat]

Wtf?

 

hahahaha I remember when I first showed you this one

  
Oh. My. God.

 

Yeah, I don't even know what to say... glad I made this thread, though.

[KaibaSama]

Hey, I forget stuff sometimes. I don't actually put metal in the microwave.

[Ali]

I'm feeling such a high level of despair right now.

[Speedracer]

 

I support this

[Pilot]

I wish I had a waterpik 

[NapisaurusRex]

Yeah, I don't even know what to say... glad I made this thread, though.

Turned out to be helpful after all.

What do you do about hard ice cream though? I usually put my spoon under hot tap water.

[GarenaMaster]

This is Just a damn Old but gold xD

[Nalah]

What do you do about hard ice cream though? I usually put my spoon under hot tap water.

 

Put the icecream in the microwave for 30 seconds.

 

 

Spoiler

Usually I boil the kettle and put some hot water in a mug that I can use to dip the icecream scoop in, although living in the tropics means that it usually doesn't take too long for my icecream to defrost anyway

Edited by Nalah, 22 March 2014 - 08:23 PM.

[redlion]

I'm feeling such a high level of despair right now.

http://youtu.be/Gvep6dwZJOA?t=4s

Watch the first 30 seconds. I've had that internal dialogue. But I'm totally with you on this.

[luvsmyncis]

The t-shirt one is my favorite. That's usually how the closet ends up looking.

With my luck, everyone would turn their attention to me and ask me what I'm doing. And when I tell them it's how I keep my face vibrant, smooth, and acne-free, they'll all start doing it too...

[arcanum]

these are hilarious! My allergies are on the fritz and I have been sneezy, maybe I should invest in some glitter. xD

[NapisaurusRex]

[NapisaurusRex]

@Scot could tell you that this does happen sometimes..

@Scot seems like the kind of guy who would never need help using an outlet, but may or may not need help with the fork.

[NapisaurusRex]

Yeah, no we were on Skype one time and I couldn't get my laptop charger to plug into the outlet in my room because it was clogged with paint, so I took a little metal nail thing and tried shoving it in. 

I'm glad he saved your life. I'd be lost without you.