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[Boggart]

What do you mean? Isn't catfucking exactly what you were expecting to be revealed?

Only because I'm pretty sure it isn't real and people are going all crazy and giving the matter attention *eye roll*

[Abradix]

Ctrl+F "Pics or it didn't happen"

 

Nothing....

 

Still the best thread I've lurked in a great while.

[Applepi]

Ctrl+F "Pics or it didn't happen"

 

Nothing....

 

Still the best thread I've lurked in a great while.

I just caught up on the thread and I dont think I want pics in this case. Poor cats  

[Strategist]

Ctrl+F "Pics or it didn't happen"
 
Nothing....
 
Still the best thread I've lurked in a great while.

Dix! Where you been man?

[666]

0_o u need more help than anyone here has to offer @GarenaMaster

[Abradix]

I just caught up on the thread and I dont think I want pics in this case. Poor cats

 

It's just for research. Really... Well, that and making a killer profit for original content in the "deep-web"

 

 

Dix! Where you been man?

 

Hey broseph! I've been working full-time, doing comedy on the side, and uploading daily shit to youtube... Not much time for neo recently, but I still like to pop in and check on the old crew.

 

 

Would it be creepy if I welcomed Abradix back from his long hiatus even though I only know him through lurking old posts? Lol hi there. 

 

I'd feel amiss if my reputation didn't precede me. Thanks for the ego bump. Have a +1. I was going to post some of my comedy, but with an actual musician in the thread, I'm not sure I'm ready for the backlash.

 

Anyways, I'll be around... Usually just lurking, but I'm ready for a war in debate if everyone else is.

[Boggart]

omg a abradix

[Abradix]

omg a abradix

 

Hello Boggart

 

I'll apologize in post, for further derailing the thread.

 

Hope things are going well fer ya!

[willytung]

When I was a child I was caught shop-lifting. Not a fun experience for my mother and I.


I've also been caught on a few occassions 'pulling the pork'.

[Floofy]

I used to live in a sharehouse, a place where poor singletons rent out a room for cheap and share the bathroom and kitchen.  Kinda like a dorm but no one's in school. 
Anyway, these types of places generally accumulate a lot of junk from people who have long since moved out.
In front of the house there was a nice bike chained up.  I had my eye on it.
Thinking it was probably a long forgotten bike (tire was flat) I set up my mind to take it.  See, the object it was chained to was a pipe latched to the wall of the house.  All I had to do was unlatch the pipe for a second and slip the chain off one sunny day.

I took it inside to my room and spent a lot of time fixing it.
I bought a small metal saw and sawed off the lock, bought a new lock, re-inflated the tire, cleaned and greased the bike chain, etc.

Finally it was time to take it out for a test-run.  I was such a nice summery day and I had so much fun zipping around instead of having to walk (it was in a crowded city and I didn't have a car)  Then as I biked home I saw my housemate who lived a few rooms down returning too. 

I totally forgot that this was a stolen bike by this time, since I spent so long fixing it up.  I waved hello to my housemate and as she turns around....

"my bike?"
 

HAPPY DAY VIBE INSTANTLY RUINED!  The look she gave me was of surprise and disgust.  I felt so bad... She was not a close enough friend or distant stranger to get outwardly angry at me... but I apologized like the scavenger I was.  In the end she refused to take it back, saying it was fine that I used it since she barely did, and I did continue using it.  But with so much guilt.  Once or twice she stopped by to ask if she could borrow the bike...lol (Er... It's YOURS! You don't need to ask!)  I really hope she thought the chain rusted off or something...