For my game, of course, not Neopets. If you're not playing already, you can check it out here:
http://sweeneyalpha.com
If you're not familiar with the context and backstory for your suggestions, you can see a quick rundown in the video here:
There are three kinds of random events - good stuff (Serendipity!), bad stuff (Misfortune!) and does-fuck-all stuff (Happenstance!). Right now, we have a mere five happenstances and one serendipity, which I am listing for some context in a spoiler below. What I want is a buttload of interesting suggestions for things that could happen to your character while you're out and about, from all categories of random events. They mustn't be too powerful, or too soul-crushing, but other than that the sky is basically the limit. Show me how balls-to-the-wall-creative you can be, assholes
Current events: