It's really shocking how many people don't know to chew with their mouths shut. My current roommate is an extreme offender, and it takes a lot of self-control not to punch him in the face every day.
I usually just wish they'd choke.
I'm 1,95m. Every single time I'm introduced to someone or I get together with someone after not seeing them for a while I get some sort of comment about my height. I was talking about that with a friend who is 2,07m.
Yeah you're big. It's unnerving. I've had nightmares about you being really huge.
I literally have no reason to get up in the mornings.
Yeah, but if you don't, then you piss the bed and that makes things worse.