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[Rocket]

When I'm driving in rush hour traffic and it's stop and go and I leave a cars length space between me and the car in front of me (you know for safety reasons and I don't want someone to slam on their breaks and accidentally rear-end them) and some asshole takes it as an invitation to squeeze his fat ass in.

 

Or today I was driving in yet again bumper to bumper traffic and this motorcycle douchecanoe was riding my ass and then proceeds to drive in the middle of a two lane highway while we are going around 60mph at the time. I was so pissed. Honestly just stay in your fucking lane, we'll all get home eventually calm yourself.

 

And speaking of asshole drivers since I now drive a total of ~2.5-3 hours per day to/from work, those people who ride your ass like you aren't going fast enough at 75mph then speed around you when they have a chance only to cut right back in in front of me? Like good job buddy you got so far!

 

My road rage grows each day.

[WarezHaxor]

I can't stand bumper to bumper driving....put me on a highway that's got enough room for me to weave in and out without risking everyone else by all means I'm flying as fast as I can.

What I really dislike though, are people who wait at a stop sign because they see you're coming, decide to go about 10 car lengths ahead of you and then drive really slow...if you were in such a damn hurry you had to pull out in front of me you better step on it.
Also people who can't keep a steady speed...please pick a speed...preferably 10+ mph over limit but at least drive the speed limit and not fluctuate by +-5 mph.

[arcanum]

What grinds my gears is this d*mn stylist I work with. He gets an extra day off (4 day weekend instead of 3days!!) every 6weeks to keep from getting "overworked" and "stressed out"...

He showed up an hour & a half late to work sunday, so his assistant had to take his first two clients, he got booked a client at 5pm (we close at 6pm...) and his assistant told the receptionist "Nick is NOT gonna be happy about that! you're gonna have to move that appointment."

So it got moved to me, because Nick didn't want to do his job....

 

On a positive note though, I don't mind taking clients if I'm open. That's how I make my money and the lady was SUPER nice. So... sucks for nick, he missed out on that $$$$

[Katya]

There's some stupid kid that apparently the only fun he thinks he can have is pretending to be an ambulance/police car very loudly (and the damned kid sounds just like it), every time he stops to play at my house's access road to play near the woods, most likely trying to scare the shit out of every animal that hears him, before he goes wherever the fuck he goes up there -probably to some relative's farm- every goddamned day at every goddamned hour. It's irritating, annoying as hell and a couple of days ago I went outside and asked him why was he doing that and that can be very alarming for some people and that it can be bad for his throat (why I keep trying make sense with children?) and he just shrugged, said "because I can and it's cool" with a very coarse voice -the kind of voice I expect to ear from 87 years old men that smoke and drink all day (aka me), open his mouth the max he could and continue to pretend to be a vehicle. And I thought to myself "well, carry on, do it until you fuck up your vocal cords completely, you little bastard".
Can't this half being just locked himself in his room, play some videogames, or google some porn? I hate kids.

[Strategist]

The fucking next door neighbours and their lack of discipline with their oldest kid (4yo).

So, they came around with their kid yesterday so our boys could play together. Now keep in mind, last time this kid entered my house, he smashed my missus' belly cast we did when she was pregnant with Xavier, which absolutely fucked me right off in the first place, as they didn't even get mad at the kid for doing it OR offer to replace it for us. Kinda fucking rude if you ask me.

So yesterday, the boys are in playing in their room climbing up and down the bunk bed. The missus was feeding my youngest, so she wasn't supervising, I was outside in the garage so had no idea what was happening. The kids mum was sitting in the family room while they played in my sons room and she was supposed to be supervising them. Anyways, next minute Jayson my eldest comes out in tears and clearly in a lot of pain. He was claiming that the kid next door pushed him off the top bunk onto the ground. I questioned him about it and the kid said nothing to me. I asked the dad to go deal with his kid because I hate telling other peoples kids off personally.
He asked his kid if he did it and then the mother pipes up and says he was out with her when it happened. Now, Jays would not make some shit like that up, I know if anything bad happens to him its for real. I asked her again where he was and shes all like "oh Im not sure, I think he was out here with me". FUCKING BULLSHIT. I could tell from her body language that she was lying.
I said to the dad, look, I'm sick of you guys not even bothering to tell your kid off every fucking time he does something wrong over at our place. If it were my kids, I would be ropeable. I went off my tree at them both, to which neither said anything back to me or the missus.
But that wasn't it, he had the nerve to call my son a liar and for the lack of discipline they showed towards their destructive kid. I was so fucked off at this point I grabbed their shit (pram, bag etc) that they bought over with them and tossed them out the front. Get the fuck out of my house.

Anyway, long story short, how hard is it to tell your kid off for doing something they know is wrong and maybe apologise for it? Shit, maybe even offer to pay for damages he caused?

So. Fucking. Mad.

[DonValentino]

When you want to take a nap but you can't fall asleep and you're too tired to do anything else

[NapisaurusRex]

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I would be furious. I got annoyed just reading it. Fuck them.

[Shannon]

Systemic racism. When will it end?? 

[Bone]

Gay Republicans. 

[Xwiint]

When teachers think that they're the only one giving you homework, so six hours to finish it should be fine.

[Nidoran]

One word, retail. Nothing is worse than customers who A. Cause a ruckus B. Argue over signs they fail to read C. lie to save a few pennies.

 

I once had a couple who put their child in a cart and use her as a diversion in attempt to steal several hundreds worth of product. The little girl had no idea what was going on and was just enjoying herself in the store. She didn't even see her mom and dad tearing through packages and taking things. On their way out, the mother started screaming (and I mean SCREAMING) at the little girl out of nowhere. She began crying and saying, "I didn't do anything! What did I do wrong mommy?", poor thing looked so confused. The mother was making a huge scene about how she had to leave IMMEDIATELY (with our stolen goods) because her little girl was "misbehaving". Of course our security cameras told a different story as we saw the little girl hadn't done anything wrong. Hard to believe people would put their own kids on the line for a couple of sheet sets. We sell bedding in my store.

 

 

[Strategist]

When you waste all your great balls on a kangaskhan and it runs away. Smh. Mother fucker.

[Alexiel]

When you're in the zone at work but people who either don't know wtf they're doing or do but don't know your style try to help but end up getting in the way and causing things to take 5x longer than they should. Seriously, I don't care if you're the store manager or not get the **** out of my kitchen or send me home and do it yourself. 

[Adam]

I really hate when people say something like "Obama is the worst president in US history" -- that may or may not be true, but the only reason they ever give is "He's a piece of shit that is ruining this country!", or they include that he's black, and try to make it seem like that is an indicator of his leadership skills and what not. I never ever hear any actual constructive, and non-bigoted criticism of him as a president. I just don't get how people can be so fucking dense/racist...

[Tetiel]

I really hate when people say something like "Obama is the worst president in US history" -- that may or may not be true, but the only reason they ever give is "He's a piece of shit that is ruining this country!", or they include that he's black, and try to make it seem like that is an indicator of his leadership skills and what not. I never ever hear any actual constructive, and non-bigoted criticism of him as a president. I just don't get how people can be so fucking dense/racist...

And often it comes from the same people that are all MERICA and RESPECT AUTHORITAH... except Obama's.

[Adam]

And often it comes from the same people that are all MERICA and RESPECT AUTHORITAH... except Obama's.

Gotta love it...not .

 

 

I really dislike that eBay holds money from the items you sell for like 2-3 weeks with a new sellers account. I understand why, but why 2-3 weeks? Why not 1 week at max?! I want all my glorious cash now!

[NapisaurusRex]

One word, retail. Nothing is worse than customers who A. Cause a ruckus B. Argue over signs they fail to read C. lie to save a few pennies.

I was behind a couple pieces of white trash at walmart today and I'm 90% sure they just ripped the tags off everything and lied about the prices. It was all off the clearance rack, so the cashier couldn't double check any of them.

[Shannon]

When people try to excuse their shitty behavior with statements like "You have no idea what's going on in my life right now." There are people all around the world going through the worst times of their lives who will still go out of their way to treat others with respect and compassion. Don't expect everyone to sit back and be yoir doormat simply because you think you've got it tougher than them.

This is especially infuriating when you've offered to help and listen to those people time after time. If you're not going to say what's wrong, what do you expect people to do for you?

[Fikri]

Spoiler

 

the struggle is real.

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm not a sciency person, but it pisses me off when people disregard scientific stuff just because they'd "never heard of it".

[Karla]

I'm not a sciency person, but it pisses me off when people disregard scientific stuff just because they'd "never heard of it".

 

Scientists actually discover and prove things. How people can just deny that really baffles me.

[Swar]

When I order food and it's super dry. If I wanted to eat something dry, I'd just go to the beach dang it.

[Swar]

My cousin's boyfriend. They broke up last month (for the 1000th time), and they're back together again. I'm tired of him. He's such a shithead. It's not that he's a total douchebag (a bit), but he's like dead weight. She doesn't do a lot of things because he doesn't want to.

 

I called her to go with me to a pogo event tomorrow, but she was going to ask her boyfriend if he wanted to go because he was going to spend the day at her house. He doesn't want to. So she's not going. I don't even know why she's still with him. Ugh.

 

I give it another month. Then they'll get back together. Useless piece of shit.

[Rocket]

What really grinds my gears is the fact that my family thinks they have a say in how I live my life or what I do in my relationships.

 

"Oh you're dating someone, guess it's time for you to have babies." 

"When are you getting married?"

"How many kids do you think you'll have?"

 

F.U.C.K O.F.F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

We've been together barely two months, give me a fucking break. IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS RIGHT NOW, and if/when I decide what to do with my future you will find out at that time, not now. I want to punch the next person in the face who asks me about kids. Can I not have a relationship and just let it play out and figure things out as I go? 

 

/rant

[DonValentino]

When you're sitting down and something is jusssttt out of your reach and you actually have to move your body