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#401 Waser Lave

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:30 PM

Probably the best Eurovision for several years imo.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:31 PM

great show this year. thanks for the thread, @Ali! :p it's 6.30am in here. glad i can watch the show with y'all!


can we have this again next year please? :p

 

Pretty please? I'm off to bed, work tomorrow :(

 

Thanks @Ali!

 

Goodnight, all!


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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:32 PM

great show this year. thanks for the thread, @Ali! :p it's 6.30am in here. glad i can watch the show with y'all!


can we have this again next year please? :p

 

If we're all alive by then, why not? :p



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:33 PM

great show this year. thanks for the thread, @Ali! :p it's 6.30am in here. glad i can watch the show with y'all!


can we have this again next year please? :p

You are a mad one, I would not stay up all night for this. :p And yes, yes we can. If I remember. And am around.

 

Cheers for a delightful 17 pages guys!


Disgusted by the lack of Polish votes. :(

 

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:34 PM

I've cancelled the butter churn I ordered on eBay...



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:34 PM

You are a mad one, I would not stay up all night for this. :p And yes, yes we can. If I remember. And am around.

 

Cheers for a delightful 17 pages guys!


Disgusted by the lack of Polish votes. :(

 

Thank you!

Had a some nice laughs. :)



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:35 PM

I've cancelled the butter churn I ordered on eBay...

Good decision, clearly it's not the selling point that we thought it would be. Very strange. VCzqVab.gif



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:35 PM

I've cancelled the butter churn I ordered on eBay...

 

I had one of those years ago. Don't even know where it is anymore



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:37 PM

Good decision, clearly it's not the selling point that we thought it would be. Very strange.

 

I guess we need to combine the busty, lascivious elements of Poland with facial hair from Austria and Country and Western from Holland?

 

I had one of those years ago. Don't even know where it is anymore

 

You have my attention.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:40 PM

I guess we need to combine the busty, lascivious elements of Poland with facial hair from Austria and Country and Western from Holland?

I'm just not sure I can grow that sort of facial hair, try as I might. :(

 

Oh and now BBC red button is showing the F1 Qualifying that I missed earlier. What a night BBC. VCzqVab.gif



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:44 PM

I guess we need to combine the busty, lascivious elements of Poland with facial hair from Austria and Country and Western from Holland?

 

 

You have my attention.

 

Busty. Check.

Lascivious. Eh...

Facial hair. Nops.

 

1 1/5 out of three. 50% is not bad at all. Maybe I should go look for it.


I'm just not sure I can grow that sort of facial hair, try as I might. :(

 

I wonder how your boyfriend would react to it :p



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:50 PM

I'm just not sure I can grow that sort of facial hair, try as I might. :(

 

Oh and now BBC red button is showing the F1 Qualifying that I missed earlier. What a night BBC.

 

But the facial hair is obviously the key element given the bearded lady won and the song about a guy who can't grow a moustache came last... If you stop shaving for a few weeks and we'll see how it's coming along and then we might need to get some of that regaine foam stuff to help it along.

 

I wonder how your boyfriend would react to it :p

 

They're moving to France, he'll have to get used to the more hirsute lady.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:57 PM

I wonder how your boyfriend would react to it :p

I think he gave up on me years ago. He just puts up with whatever now.

 

But the facial hair is obviously the key element given the bearded lady won and the song about a guy who can't grow a moustache came last... If you stop shaving for a few weeks and we'll see how it's coming along and then we might need to get some of that regaine foam stuff to help it along.

 

They're moving to France, he'll have to get used to the more hirsute lady.

*Sigh* I'm just not sure I have the capability but we'll see what we can do. Can we maybe create some sort of false beard or is cheating not acceptable?

 

He'd better not be getting used to any other lady. <_<

 

In completely unrelated news, now watching the F1 and it's 20 years since Ayrton Senna died which is INSANE because I remember watching that race with my dad. I feel old. Old and yet unable to grow a respectable beard.

 

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 02:59 PM

*Sigh* I'm just not sure I have the capability but we'll see what we can do. Can we maybe create some sort of false beard or is cheating not acceptable?

 

He'd better not be getting used to any other lady. <_<

 

In completely unrelated news, now watching the F1 and it's 20 years since Ayrton Senna died which is INSANE because I remember watching that race with my dad. I feel old. Old and yet unable to grow a respectable beard.

 

I just thought of another issue we'd have, if you do manage to grow a decent beard it's probably going to turn out to be ginger anyway and that's going to be wholly unsatisfactory. :/



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:01 PM

In completely unrelated news, now watching the F1 and it's 20 years since Ayrton Senna died which is INSANE because I remember watching that race with my dad. I feel old. Old and yet unable to grow a respectable beard.

 

I remember it very well too. I'm a F1 enthusiast! /o/

 

You could start off by not shaving your legs.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:06 PM

I just thought of another issue we'd have, if you do manage to grow a decent beard it's probably going to turn out to be ginger anyway and that's going to be wholly unsatisfactory. :/

Nobody will vote for a ginger. Not that it matters because of that thing where I'm not ginger. <_< VCzqVab.gif

 

I remember it very well too. I'm a F1 enthusiast! /o/

 

You could start off by not shaving your legs.

I would only have just turned 5...I remember it so clearly though. Strange.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:08 PM

Nobody will vote for a ginger. Not that it matters because of that thing where I'm not ginger. <_<

 

It's ok, I found this to solve the problem of your red headedness:

 

http://www.amazon.co...D/dp/B001GMRBTE

 

It's a bit off-putting that it only has 3 1/2 stars but I guess you can't expect too much for £1.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:10 PM

It's ok, I found this to solve the problem of your red headedness:

 

http://www.amazon.co...D/dp/B001GMRBTE

 

It's a bit off-putting that it only has 3 1/2 stars but I guess you can't expect too much for £1.

<_< Not. Ginger.

 

http://www.amazon.co...MZPWTF1NVVX35M1

Buying these for the French entry.

 

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:16 PM

<_< Not. Ginger.

 

http://www.amazon.co...MZPWTF1NVVX35M1

Buying these for the French entry.

 

Are you going to make your own onion garland? I hear people wear those pretty much every day over there.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:17 PM

http://www.amazon.co...WBGHMTW9YDWX7YX

 

I think I have the perfect xmas present for my husband.

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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:18 PM

Are you going to make your own onion garland? I hear people wear those pretty much every day over there.

I've started work on it already and I've bought a number of breton tops. Waiting til we get there for the beret. VCzqVab.gif


http://www.amazon.co...WBGHMTW9YDWX7YX

 

I think I have the perfect xmas present for my husband.

Ay ay Commander

Despite knowing absolutely nothing about your husband, I can only presume he will love that. Because who wouldn't.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:19 PM

I don't think she will even be able to enter the country without one. They're pretty rigorous about those.

 

Are you going to make your own onion garland? I hear people wear those pretty much every day over there.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:23 PM

I've started work on it already and I've bought a number of breton tops. Waiting til we get there for the beret. VCzqVab.gif

 

That's probably wise, it's difficult to get a proper beret over here, I've just taken to painting my flat cap black instead.



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:25 PM

 

Despite knowing absolutely nothing about your husband, I can only presume he will love that. Because who wouldn't.

 

He's a bit like you: incapable of growing a manly beard. :(



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Posted 10 May 2014 - 03:26 PM

Oh look, Jessica Rabbit again. Also on the list of people I would hope to grow up to be. VCzqVab.gif

 

That's probably wise, it's difficult to get a proper beret over here, I've just taken to painting my flat cap black instead.

If you hide the tweed effect, they'll kick you out of the north. I have a photo of me wearing a flatcap in a pub somewhere. I can't remember whose it was or why I was wearing it.




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